/nfl/: #offseasonchamps edition

JAC:Jags to start Chris Ivory over T.J. Yeldon?
LAR:Case Keenum the favorite to start Week 1?
FA:Report: Monroe unwilling to play right tackle
CAR:Panthers, LT Oher do 3-year, $21.6M extension
CLE:RGIII lacked for 'wow' moments in offseason
PIT:Maurkice Pouncey underwent seven surgeries
LAR:Fisher Ball: Keenum enters camp as starter
BAL:Long-shot Trent Richardson needs knee scope
SEA:Carroll 'absolutely' expects Rawls for Week 1
DEN:Von: 'No chance' I play under franchise tag
CAR:Panthers extend Rivera through 2018 season
BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs rea

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YOU FUCKED UP THE NEWS, GOOD JOB

The fuck are you talking about, tripfag?

remember last year when the Dolphins "won" the offseason?

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I remember the shitposting like it was yesterday. Good times.

Shit thread 2bqh

The thread you're in was made first, so this is the thread.

Take your ass elsewhere.

But this thread is faulted

>not posting first for AFC South

>One of the best to ever play once again retires with no ring

I don't know what that means, but if it's yours, delete it... otherwise, piss off.

OPs cannot delete their own threads

We should honestly move the Lions to Ann Arbor because they at least can win there.

>faulted

I see nothing wrong with it.

The last line of news is cut off, are you blind?

>mfw carson wentz wins 4 mvps

First for feels

>mfw reading the end of that last thread

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Still looks like a Russian dude.

>LAR:Case Keenum the favorite to start Week 1?

Fucking finally, hopefully he does well
Also I dont know of they got me on ban evasion so i dont know if In still banned
Either way, go birds

Ron Lester passed away

I was thinking have Harbs coach both at the same time

Who are the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NFL?

You now remember when this happened

Go Ravens

Who is the Walter Kurtz of the NFL?

Lol shit teams

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Raiders won't win more than 8 games this decade

Hmm, who wins here?
Losing to Detroit in the SB would hurt a lot.

Get used to it, bub

pic related
You can have to 2019 then

>THE C4RRMAGEDDON DYNASTY
Holy delusion, the man wears makeup

Nice shop fagtron

The Redskins are coming, motherfuckers. This is the year the joke ends and the team takes its big leap. They've got enough talent to make some noise and not even Jay Gruden can fuck it all up. This is the year Washington returns to the NFC Championship.

>Amari Dropper drops the GW pass

It's not a shop, m8
Please no...

Please circle where you see it, I see (very prominent) eye lashes

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I never said that anal astronaut

Well one is a rookie, and Crabtree was readjusting, but this was bot guys' first years as Raiders WR, look for significant decrease in drop rate next year.
I know, you idiot, it's a joke

Fuck off raidnigger, inbound 8-8 season coming

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>chris culliver mouths off against gays
>naners lose owl

>entire state of north carolina bans trannies in restrooms
>north carolina teams BTFO in playoffs

>orlando gays get literally BTFO
>?

so which florida team will win the owl

I think you mean lose, Let's say Bucs, revenge for Oakland in 2016-17

Why is Amari Cooper such a little bitch?

>BAL:'Real chance' Terrell Suggs rea
What did OP mean by this?

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not using the superior laughing raider.jpeg

Fuck that jazz.

We need to rebuild Detroit with a white conservative mayor for the first time in 60 years. Huge city beatification project. Bring the jobs and the whites back to the city. Restore it to its 50's glory.

His tide is rolling.

No, thanks

Is there a better feeling than having an orgasm after abstaining for a week or longer?

seeing your team win an owl

Getting a W against a team you hate

>That game

That was when we started to blow our shot at a good draft pick. I just fucking knew they were going to do it after starting 1-7 too

>Restore Detroit

It's pointless. The city needs to shrink down so it can actually fit it's budget

Damn your right, I remember watching the final pitch in 08 when the Phillies won, It was like I transcended.

>(You)

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Le'veon Bell fucking spitting heat

soundcloud.com/juice-915038000/rubberbandz-juice

It's actually not bad if you listen to rap..he will probably get some respect for this.

Seeing your team win an owl against a team you hate.

>not having >old bay on every panel.

2.5/10

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Panels 2 and 3 are his back and 4-7 are too small

really makes you think

What do you mean by this

>Was the NBA rigged

Answer is always yes

1. Panthers
2. Cardinals
3. Vikings
4. Redskins
5. Packers
6. Seahawks

1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Bengals
4. Texans
5. Chiefs
6. Steelers

this is more autistic than anything ive ever done

Yes, Leveon. Especially when a team comes back from a 3-1 deficit in the Finals. Ratings, bud. Always the ratings.

Yes, those were the playoff seedings last year.

1. Broncos
2. Patriots
3. Bengals
4. Texans
5. Raiders
6. Steelers

Fixed

Raiders are SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Lol wut, have you seen that defense?

Just in case anyone actually forgot lmao

1. Pats
2. Steelers
3. Bengals
4. Raiders
5. Colts
6. Jets

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Panthers
4. Lions
5. Giants
6. Redskins

Checking this impossible bait

Trips confirm

>le doesn't know how playoff seeding works man

Nice trips famn, but your seeding is busted. Here's the fixed version.

1. Patriots
2. Steelers
3. Raiders
4. Colts
5. Bengals
6. Jets

1. Seahawks
2. Packers
3. Panthers
4. Giants
5. Lions
6. Redskins

Will they ever win the division?

Dubs confirm

its funny how people intentionally want to look retarded by actually putting the Redskins and Giants over the Cowboys in their seeding. These are the same types of people that have never watched football before the last world Cup

The cowboys are too hard to predict for, they have an erratic-injured-great QB

1. Steelers
2. Chiefs
3. Patriots
4. Texans
5. Raiders
6. Jaguars

1. Seahawks
2. Panthers
3. Packers
4. Giants
5. Cardinals
6. Bears

You are supposed to predict with teams being potentially fully healthy in mind you fucking moron.

Rodgers, Brees, Eli and every single top QB could get injured next year, better say their teams are going to be shit this upcoming season

AFCE
Pats 13-3
Bills 8-8
Jets 5-11
Dolphins 4-12

AFCN
Steelers 12-4
Bengals 11-5
Ravens 4-12
Browns 2-14

AFCW
Chargers 10-6
Raiders 9-7
Chiefs 8-8
Denver 7-9

AFCS
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jags 6-10
Titans 5-11

NFCE
Giants 10-6
Redskins 9-7
Cowboys 8-8
Eagles 4-12

NCFN
Packers 12-4
Vikings 10-6
Detroit 7-9
Chicago 7-9

NFCW
Sea Hawks 13-3
Cards 11-5
Rams 7-9
49ers 3-13

NFCS
Panthers 14-2
Saints 10-6
Falcons 6-10
Bucs 5-11

>Sea Hawks

I want to believe

>Saints
>10-6
Thanks

The fudge packers won't break .500

Your mom broke when I packed my 500 footer in her fudge chute last night

>panthers, packers, giants ahead of cardinals

>he doesn't know how playoff seeding works

Ded

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They must have really liked that dude