Did he actually do anything wrong?
Did he actually do anything wrong?
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Gluttony and sloth
I don't know. But I can get behind hating a creepy fat fuck.
he dindu
there is no evidence he did anything wrong
he's fat and ugly
if he looked better i wouldn't care honestly
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who?
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
he got her preggo and she was so cute esp on school of rock
Robert Paulson
He ate my last doughnut
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That's all up to you in the end.
:-)
no
this better not become a thread with kiddie porn
Yeah Dan, that'd be just awful
that chick is so hot now.
...also then.
Speaking of that. How old was Mackie Grove during that GIF. Am I safe to download it or should I GTFO now?
fake. but probably like 15
Hey shutup
STOP TELLING ME TO DO THINGS!
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Just for a second... Real quick
Thanks. Glad it's fake. Holding onto respect.
Well OP, that depends on how you look at it. He definitely did something, but was the thing, that he did do, wrong?
I am in the camp that any man in his position would do the exact same thing, so to suggest that it is somehow wrong is simply absurd.
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Gluttony
anything wrong
>sloth
>depends on how you look at it
Man that is kinda scary what the fuck?
>kinda scary
>Real quick
ya it is poor girl worst part is he is so fuckingfat and gnarly
Yeah you can see the lifelessnes in her eyes.
Hey! You'd be crying too if your show was coming to an end.
I..I mean, Dan hadn't raped her moments earlier, no, that is silly, and dumb. The show, the show iCarly was finishng up.
She had spent many years playing iCarly, from iCarly, so it was a substantial part of her life.
>Of course she'd be crying
>lifelessnes in her eyes
He makes all his stars wear that shirt, and sings 'Shirt' by Jawbreaker to them while they put it on.
why the fuck are you quoting people?
go away dan, yes i want to believe this but im sorry i cant
tears of joy bruh... tears of joy...
i want that shirt
>why the fuck are you quoting people
Dan, who is Dan?
>This is Guy Incognito
fuck you why did i laugh at this.
>Guy Incognito
Because even though it's a shitty ms paint job, it still took three minutes to create.
No way, pls be real
I'm here now
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Oh they're real all right ;)
-Dan
Put an APB out for a one Guy Incognito
They're real
And they're Spectacular
No NOT Trust this Man
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Man jaw
Looks like a trap
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I dunno, he looks nothing like Dan Schneider.
I mean for one, Dan is far better looking. Dan don't have a mustache, Dan and Guy are two separate beings, independant of one another.
For the victims of Guy Incognito
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How old is that girl?
Fellas, fellas, your'e blaming me, I mean, Guy, for things that I, I mean Dan did. Come on guys, can't we work this out?
I'm Innocent, I'm Guy Incognito, and I am an innocent man.
I've done nothing wrong.
yeah, I like feet, so what, is that a crime to like little girls feet???
Too old, now.
-Dan
It's never too old
I for one think we should go easy on me... I mean this Guy Incognito
Who hasn't made a mistake or fifty two in their life?
This guy gets it.
We, I mean, those in the tv industry deserve many, many, many, a simply ridiculous amount of chances to get better at the things that they may or may nor have done.
Never charged, by the way.
Never charged. Just inuendo.
110% innocent
No use looking into his past, I mean why do that? There's obviously nothing smelly there to find!
Lets just leave this rich totally not fat hunk alone and give me some privacy.
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How back could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
holy fucking shit dude, that is good.
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Guy has some talented friends
Praise be to Danbot
I can make anything ya want really.
Bumper stickers, t shirts.. whatever, maybe we need a Guy Incognito clothing line?
Yeah, that sounds great. I can see it now, Guy Incognito's fashion for preteens.
Perfect
Guy Incognito's Footwear
Stay Tuned
>captcha : store front
It's only a matter of time before it has a brick and mortar store
Poor Miranda never had a chance. No wonder she became a hardcore crazy whore at college parties. Dan destroyed her soul and dignity at icarly set.
Now THIS is an idea I can get behind.
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>she became a hardcore crazy whore at college parties.
details for science, please
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
His crotch probably smells like Parmesan cheese
I'd be crying too if I had to fuck that thing
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According to Frodo, Schneider's part of the Hollyweird pedo club.
Yes but Frodo didn't even mention Guy Incognito or his new Footwear store's Grand Opening.
He is Sup Forums hero. Based Dan is living the dream.
He did everything right!
agcwebpages.com
9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed. Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly
198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16 **#3**
This former B+ list tweener actress turned singer says she never had sex with her former boss but did pose naked for him and also pleasured herself for him and a "couple" of times took care of him manually.
Actress: Ariana Grande
Boss: Dan Schneider
214. JUST SAY JENN!!! 12/18
This former B-list actress, had a bright future ahead of her, but the trauma she went through as a child star was just too much for her to deal with and she fell apart. If people knew how badly her parents exploited her, especially her father, it would probably be criminal. So many things were covered up...including being abused by a much older producer for a long period of time, that resulted in a pregnancy her father made her 'take care of' a number of years ago.
Actress: Amanda Bynes
Producer: Dan Schneider
277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This producer who has worked on many tweener shows has been notified he is the target of a federal investigation looking into child pornography accusations against him and he recently settled a case with the parents of a 14 year old girl who he paid off to keep quiet about sexual activity she engaged in while on set of a now ended hit tweener show. Dan Schneider
This is fucking incredible
Drunken children tell the ugliest lies
Also can we all agree that Guy Incognito is completely innocent, I mean lets not drag his good, totally not fat name through the stinky smelly mud.
I love you user
10/10 shit
good work, bro
This proves nothing. You've got no "evidence" as such, just a bunch of half baked lies, concocted by Harvey Levin. The Jews run this town, not the pedophiles. It used to be the pedophiles, then the Jewish pedophiles, and now finally, just the Jews.
I would like to address the rumors before they start, I am NOT Dan Schneider, nor am I the less handsome Guy Incognito, I am just a neutral observer, and I think this great man's name is being tarnished for no apparent reason.
-Dan
Love you too bud
>impregnate miranda in her prime
so jelly
This is the most positive thread i've ever been a part of, it has been incredible
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