There are only 2 countries left on earth

There are only 2 countries left on earth

Saudi Arabia and Iran

You have to choose one to live in.
Which one do you choose and why?

>pic related

Iran
I don't like the house of Saud, slavery, Wahhabism.
Mazandaran looks amazing.

Saudi Arabia

Iran seems like a beautiful place, I would love to go to Tehran at some point. If it wasn't run by an islamist government it would be a great country. January 1978 worst day of my life

Iran, Shia Islam seems to be better than Sunni Islam.

Iran, more like a dictatorship than a theocracy.

iran has much better weather

What is stopping me from forming my own country? or even just a commune?

iran, their women are more qt

You're autistic and fear human interaction.

Have you seen Persian women?

The choice is clear.

Iran

Saudi Arabia is probably the shittiest """stable""" country in Asia

I fear death worse

t. homogay

This guy is fucking based.
But Iran.

Just have a sex change and it's legal.
Iran allows trans with operation, and lesbians get off easy.

Saudi's though...

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>Just have a sex change
But I hate women and muslims
I'd kill myself rather than choose either of those countries

t. reza ali reza

Iran because I'm gay and iranians are much more qt and I can probably just put on a dress and be allowed to smash some boipuccy.

>Iran because I'm gay
user...

the catch is that either one will kill you

He's right.

So they say, but supposedly they are more lenient/don't care as much in reality.

Not saying they won't kill you for sucking dick, but they won't be necessarily spending heaps of time hunting gays down.

Out of the two I'd choose iran, but I wouldn't be super keen on it. And as says, maybe I could get away with being a chick with a dick. Not that I want to be a woman but if it saves my life then whatever.

Iran, people are nice. I hate the Saudis

Aren't the gulf states full of closeted rich homosexuals?

Easily Iran.

Somewhat less retarded.

Not only desert.

Yeah supposedly, but they're probably disgusting. But yes they are.

They say the sultan of Oman is gay. As always (especially in the middle east), you can get away with anything if you're rich.

That image is making my mind hurt

Why not this?

Some sort of qt homo republic? Sure why not, but that wasn't in the hypothetical.

Well luckily we'll never be forced to immigrate to either Iran or Saudi Arabia

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that picture?

People drastically overestimate Iran's capabilities. They were unable to defeat a bunch of farmers with AK's in Syria & Iraq and Russia/US had to come bail them out

it's pretty self explanatory

its a informational poster to spread awareness for the unjust occupation of gibraltar by china you dummy

You can get a sex change in iran though.

Iran. It's got more than sand and oil, the people there aren't entirely complacent fags, and they have much richer history.

Iran is a shithole.

Actually, they often give gays the option of getting a sex change or getting executed.

so is saudi arabia

why Mr. Oil Prince?

why does Saudi Arabia hate Iran

semi-modernised tribalism

Differnt version of Islam

Saudi Arabia is the country would happen if everyone in an African country won the lottery; you all act like brain-dead rappers and I hope you all starve to death when oil crashes.

>Proud heirs to the Persian empire who've been standing against American imperialism for the last 30 years, and despite extremely negative economic and political conditions manage to maintain an educated country with what seems to be a decent standard of living

>A bunch of goat fucking terrorist loving slave owning desert oil sheiks

Hard choice.

I'm happy to see how universally hated the Saudis are ITT.

Let's hope our politicians follow suit and stop supporting them soon enough.

I have hope that one of the few good things trump might do is make the saudis an enemy.

>good things trump might do is make the saudis an enemy.
that and killing off the TPP
also deescalating the standoff with Russia

African countries are arguably already lotto winners, though.
Look at the Congo. Its mineral deposits alone are worth 15 trillion dollars. Just the mineral deposits.
Clearly, Saudi Arabia and other prosperous oil-rich nations are doing something right. Having resources is a double-edged sword, and most of the time you just end up with a corrupt dictator who gives everything to himself, like Venezuela's.

This whole thread:
>subort "le underdog"
>"le iran did nothing wrong"
>"le wakhabikism"

Fucking band-wagoners.

Iran

I'd go with Saudi on principal, but they'll quickly fall apart without the USA

so Iran

Fuck them both and fuck you

Iran, make it great again and abandon islam

it's true from an islamic standpoint

>great again
>cause of massive butthurt of Gulf Arabs, Jews, and the western world
seems like it's getting there

Iran has more attractive women, plus Saudi Arabia is a country full of secret degenerates, the world will be a better place once the House of Saud falls.

>more attractive women

This. I think a lot of people are missing the overriding factor of Persian women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Arab Women.

I like Iran already, so easy pick.

But why?

Iran
actually contributed to humanity

Let me explain:
The quran says nothing about homosexuality. HOWEVER it does forbid anal sex so it makes sense that homosexuality(male) is worse than homosexuality(female) from an islamic standpoint.

That guy makes a compelling case, but I think I'd settle for Iran.

The Levant is objectively superior to both

Afghanistan would be great as well were it not for the Taliban

Yeah shame about that