STOP THERE user

>STOP THERE user
We've gotten reports of illegal dubs in this area. Would you know anything about that?

no officer

Not me officer I was just On my way to pick up some pizza for me and my niece

Nah mate, I'm clean

No officer, I only know of trips

Fuck you pig

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you planted those dubs! you crooked piece of shit, you won't get away with this!

check them if you must

What kind of pizza punk?

Why u reaching for ur gun and where is ur cop car?

I just have trips

I'll ask the questions around here nigger

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Check my singles occifer

N-no officer-chan, no dubbles h-here..

Ummmm

I didenn du nuffin

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I know nothing about that Officer...

ON THE GROUND NOW DIRTBAGS

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no sir

Are you detaining me or am I free to go?!?!?!

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GET DOWN NIGGER

Shiiieeeetttt I was holding deez dubs for a friend, I swear!

im too shit for those

Can't say that I do officer.

Yes

No, I'm clean.

no dubs here

You're both going down for Possession and Distribution of illegal Doubles, You have the right to remain autistic, anything you say can and will be used against you in a kangaroo court of law.

ITS A FAGGOT, EVERYONE GET DOWN!!

no officer

No dubs here Ociffer, I'll be on my way

Nothing to report officer I swear!

Hah, huh, hurrr

no

GET DOWN DIRTBAG!

Hahaha i havent been on here in years, but I used to love these threads. It's a shame Sup Forums turned out the way it did though.

OH FUGG, PLS SIR I HAVE TWO CHILDREN WHO NEED ME!!

>More dubs fall out of my pocket

Checkmate officer

sorry officer no dubs here

no sir no

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CHECK EM' FUCKING LAW BREAKER!

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my pockets are empty maam

HE'S GOT DUBS

Nothing wrong officer

HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF. SEE YOU IN COURT.

nothing here officer

There's only trips here

Fuk di polis

but sir.. i di du nothin

i dun no nuffin

cant catch me coppers

No nigger

Fuck you OP, and fuck these stupid threads

If I roll trips OP must kill himself

uhh

nice trips fag

WE ALREADY HAVE. YOU'RE GOIN AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.

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You'll never catch me faggot

dubs coming right here

uh

rolling for jailtime

Come on man leave me alone.

ya'll unlucky motherfuckers

of course not officer

En garde

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Take the money and I'll never use Dubs, Trips, or any variation thereof again.

Dindu nuffin

BOY GET YO ASS IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE PARTY VAN

nop

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT user? BECAUSE I SEE SOME DUBS HANGING OUT OF YOUR POCKET. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

FUCK OFF CUNT I ONLY USED IT ONCE! MY FRIEND FORCED ME TO DO IT YOU FUCKING RANGA
SINCE YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART, CATCH ME, AND I'LL GO WILLINGLY

PISS OFF, I'M NOT GOING BACK

nope

DUBS ARE A SERIOUS OFFENSE, BUT SO IS RESISTING ARREST. WE'RE TAKING YOU AND THAT'S FINAL.

I'LL GET PHEONIX FUCKING WRIGHT TO SAVE MY ASS IF IT MEANS I DON'T GET INTO THAT HELLHOLE

Who, me?

I'll show my credentials just once, officer.

SO BE IT

HERE WE GO. WHO GOES FIRST?

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YOU GO FIRST, YOU ARE THE DEFENSE.

ALRIGHT, FIRSTLY: DUE TO RECENT LAWS IN THE US STATING THAT DUBS MAY ONLY BE PUNISHED IF THEY ARE CLOSE TO TRIPS, I AM EXEMPT FROM THE LAW. SECONDLY, I CANNOT BE PERSECUTED DUE TO DUBS BEING SOLD VIRTUALLY ALL OVER THE US. YES, I RESISTED ARREST. YES, I WAS IN POSSESSION OF RIPOFF DUBS, MAKING THEM ILLEGAL. BUT, LOOKING BACK AT LAWS DATING BACK TO... 1947, THEY ALLOWED DUBS TO BE USED AS LONG AS THEY WERE BOTH Sup Forums BRAND AND REUSABLE. SO, YOUR HONOR, I PLEAD NOT GUILTY.

No dubs here, officer.

Can't argue with that shitposting

AM I NOT GUILTY?

>DUBS MAY ONLY BE PUNISHED IF THEY ARE CLOSE TO TRIPS
>I CANNOT BE PERSECUTED DUE TO DUBS BEING SOLD VIRTUALLY ALL OVER THE US
MAYBE SO, HOWEVER IN THIS SPECIFIC THREAD DUBS ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN AND PUNISHABLE BY LAW, AS THIS IS A DUBS ENFORCEMENT-OWNED THREAD.
>YES, I RESISTED ARREST. YES, I WAS IN POSSESSION OF RIPOFF DUBS, MAKING THEM ILLEGAL
EVEN IF YOUR PAST STATEMENT GOT YOU OFF THE HOOK, WHICH IT HASN'T, YOU COULD STILL BE CHARGED WITH ILLEGAL DUBS AND RESISTING ARREST, WHICH MEANS, SINCE YOU JUST ADMITTED TO THESE CRIMES, YOU'VE JUST PILED MORE CHARGES ONTO YOUR ORIGINAL SENTENCE.

FUCK. YOU WIN. I'LL GO TO JAIL. JUST ONE LAST THING BEFORE I LEAVE:
LOOK DOWN.

No problem, there is no officer

YOU WON'T GET ME THIS TIME user. I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT TRICK MANY TIMES AND HAVE GONE THROUGH SPECIAL TRAINING TO AVOID IT.

BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO DO THAT TRICK? IT SEEMS YOU LOOKED AT IT BEFORE REPLYING.