My roommate and his girlfriend got extremely drunk tonight. They passed out in his bedroom nearly two hours ago

My roommate and his girlfriend got extremely drunk tonight. They passed out in his bedroom nearly two hours ago.

About 10 minutes ago, my roommate's girlfriend went to the bathroom. When she finished, she walked into my room by mistake. She's laid down on my bed and passed out completely naked. I've tried to wake her up but she's out cold.

What do?

put your peepee in her pooper, obvi

timestamp fag

Timestamp or gtfo

moar pics pls

That's a nasty snatch, m6.

turn out the lights completely, so that if she wakes up she can't see you.

Then fuck her 3 times. After you've fucked her 3 times, carry into your roommate's bedroom and lay her down on his bed.

Go into your mates room stip him, stip yourself and just sleep there. Be prepared for the funniest/most awkward day while your mate think you and him fucked. Just go about the day like normal and laugh.

this xD

roll

Bump

Come on, you know what to do.
She's naked.

beat it, place her in bed, make bf naked if possible. vids/pix of every step OP

send more pics op, otherwise u gay
>tits, pussy

OP just do this, nothing bad can come from it and you get to reap every reward

Slightly touch her pussy! Post picture.

This and timestamp !

Let's face it, this guy ain't gonna post anything.

take picture of her in bed with you, use it to blackmail her for sex.

timestamp on butt or GTFO

Op is indeed a fag

sadly this...
OP IS FAG

Thats a nigga pussy!

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