What are your most unproudest faps?

What are your most unproudest faps?

>unproudest
...you mean shameful?

One time I jerked off in a McDonalds bathroom stall like a degenerate.

I want to holocaust her insides so much

>shameful?
>being ashamed of fapping
What are you, some kind of fucking casual? Fap with pride son.

>like a degenerate
I think I have a worse case.

My most hideous fap and fuck....but damn if she didn't have the tightest pussy ever.

Probably when I was about 8, I was reading a woman's story about being raped in a magazine, got Horny half way through when I read about his whiskey breath on her back as he forced her down

i was 16 and in gym class. girl i had a crush on was a crazy flirter, (probably why i had a crush on her) and she was wearing leggings and she kept rubbing up on me while we were playing soccer so i had to go to the bathroom to jerk off kek.

tell the whole story.
how you met her and what she was like.
american?

>be bisexual
>like traps
>think it might be hot to take my load on my own face
>lie with my head/shoulders on the ground
>ass/legs propped up against wall
>cum in my own eye
>burns like fuck
>eye is red as Satan's balls
>wash it out but still burns for the next four hours
>roommate asks if i have been smoking weed
>mfw

This got me hard

Another day bro I'm getting some sleep peace

post got deleted for thoughtcrime zozzle

I've genuinely never been ashamed of anything I've fapped to. I had a buddy of mine walk in on me fapping to a Bridget The Midget gangbang once, I stared him down while I kept fapping until he left the room and let me finish in peace.

I don't feel shame for fapping to something that managed to get my cock hard.

Nah I deleted it lol

don't judge me

zozzle

its okay mine is

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That wasn't her being tight, that was her mass and resulting gravitational field.

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A blowjob instruction video for girls

Was that the animated one with the little blonde blowing daddy?

Nope.

every single one.

there is some truth to this. Lesbians and ugly women tend to have tight pussies because they just don't get as much dick as the others.

i thought about my wife
a shiver just went down my spine as i wrote it

Not gonna lie OP, it's also Evalion for me.

Shame. I was hoping you had a link to it. I haven't fapped to that vid in a long time.

Probably the time, back in kazaa and winmx days, that I watched some cheese pizza for the first time.
It was babyj, I came so hard to her getting railed in the ass.
I didn't watch anymore cheese after that week, but I think that day 14 years ago, cemented my attraction to sexy kids. But not fatties or uggos
I wonder if she's sucking some Georgia red neck dick right now?

I fapped a ton to babyj. Little bitch could hold some dick.

Secretly took a pic of my cousins feet
I like feet, slightly incesty feels shameful tho

while watching daisy's destruction.

My day just took a sour turn. No more reading Sup Forums before work.

what was the 43?

when I was going through my hormonal awakening I wanted to fuck literally anything, I think the worst thought I fapped to was my fat ugly middle aged maths teacher. couldn't even get a convincing semi thinking about her now...

When I was 13y I went to the School gym when the 10y had class.
Waited until the girls hit the shower, rushed in to their dressing room, fapped for like 20seconds and ejaculated in one of the girls sweety panties.

I put them back and ran without being noticed.

It's embarrassing to think about this..

How the fuck do I watch it?

pretty much all of puberty and especially all the times I jizzed in my pants while jacking off to girls on television shows

>tightest pussy ever
Reality: you weren't fucking her pussy. You'd just found a fold, assumed it was her cunt, and then fucked the hell out of her bellybutton.

Protip: don't ask why her bellybutton was wet like a pussy - you don't want to know.

You don't want that.

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I really do.. I'm a sick fuck

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You are not alone

It didn't burn and I didn't have an red aye afterwards tho

What you guys think of this?

>believing in the loose vagina myth
Virgin, I presume?

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w o w m82

Search Tor.

Pewdiepie, that annoying shit needs to gargle my cum, stfu

not great tbh but I'm into that kind of thing

Fappin to videos of me and my exs. Always regret the nostalgia after

Is that a dood mf

Reported

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Uh, a series of 'shameful' fap sessions.
A few at school, in class ofc.
Couple of times in public restrooms.
Several times at my friend's place.
In the same room w/ my parents, under the covers while everyone slept.

Sounds normal to me, unless ur 10 years old

green...?

I must be living under a rock. who be that chick? looks bangable to me.

She's waifu

do you really not recognise your queen?

when i was in highschool i went into the girls bathroom after school was out to see if I could find anything that had been near a girl's pussy. two girls came in the bathroom but just fucked around at the mirror for a few minutes then left. beat it furiously. sneaked out. no one ever found out.

a youtube nazi, literally

Was she talking about gassing Jews when you came ?

And who's calling who a virgin ?

No, I'm Jewish.

does anyone have the evalion nudes?

theres a webm somewhere though

Not her faggot

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I jerked off to that chick from the atnt commercials once.

Match me

What's wrong with this?

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Only once? more like what is wrong with you.

Thanks Sup Forumsro

I can understand that

Hot cum shots by the dude too

Now now, we dont pick on americans, we pick on people that can retaliate in on an intellectually even playing field.

floor tiles

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