I am going to buy some groceries to put up my butt. What do you suggest I should buy?
I am going to buy some groceries to put up my butt. What do you suggest I should buy?
turnip
pineapple
sharpies
Anything shaped like a Penis.
Go for a coconut fagget
Watermelon
Checked
Get a watermelon or a pumpkin
Whole, no cheating faggot.
A durian
If dubs a whole coconut
Watermellon
courgette
eggplant
well formed bottles (fill with warm water for maximum niceness)
Watermelon
Glass jar
Drain cleaner. Squirt it up the ol' shit chute.
Custard apple.
Pour some vinegar in your ass
OP will never deliver any of this
that sounds good,
thanks
at least nothing that will leave irreversible damage
Coconut oil for lube. Works really well for anal stuff. Look it up if you want.
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Cuckcumber
Frozen pizza
Make some chili pepper anal beads and insert as many as possible.
Make sure you don't brake some shit off in there. Or well, you can always hope to shit it out. Doesn't always work though.
Then again, hospitals deal with "stuff up ass" a thousand times a day, so don't worry.
Deep heat. Or any other muscle warming gel
jalapenos
One of those big cactus leaves mexicans eat. I believe its called a nopal
The Quran
Those make amazing anal beads. They are also self lubricating.
a dildo.
That's a dude..
my dildo is similar in appearance to this one.
pic unrelated but look at my captcha
You're a dude
mailbox in asshole
put a knife riiiiight up in there
Don't do this it will damage you.
says who
The knife doctor told me.
Homemade coconut.
Buy a nigger
Pizza
Peanuts
Just skip the middle man.
miga is that an arm
Watermelons, and shampoo for lube
A stick of butter will glide right in and once you're finished you can just smush it up your poop chute.
lobster
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