How come you don't have a girlfriend?

How come you don't have a girlfriend?

Im picky, weird, and dont know anyone in the state I moved into.

speak for yourself peasant...

Im too annoying and too avarage

My wife would be very upset.

every girl i fall for turns out to have a boyfriend. i must be cursed.

Because I have a wife.

Although.... working on getting a gf too...

cost>benefit
they cost a shit tone and have thus far only brought sex to the relationship. the only cheap ones are ugly and are not girlfriend material.
if i wanted to pay for just sex i would go to a hooker

That's the most neckbearded juvenile comment ever. Rationilize your social failures moar

beta af now

not ugly but shy, some girls wanted my d but tbh i dont even know what is keeping me away. I have o admit i have a cush on a slightly chubby girl . the thing i like the most about her is simply the fact that shes not full of shit

I do have one. But she goes to college and i work night shift

This chick wants to hook up. But I remember she was kind of weird in school so idk. I'm scared she'll cut my dick off.

because she became my wife when we got married

Go for it you beta fuck

too quite and awkward

Why does your gf look like she's 9?

i murdered her with a hammer
theyre still searching for her
shh

Eh

She looks disgusting

But I have one.

I dont want one. I've been in a long term, it sucked. It's expensive, the sex gets boring and everything has to be a compromise. Now I just spend money on myself and do whatever the fuck I want. I've got no problems with mastubating, sex isn't worth the hassle attached to it.

have YOU ever had a gf? they are loud, annoying, a pain in the ass, cost waaaay too much cash.

trips demands it

no just stupid
and a boyfriend is not a couple.
unless they tied the knot, its fair game asshole and even then women are sluts and would turn on a dime

I do, but I don't see her that often because of my wife and kids.....

She looks like shit, I'd rather let a trap fuck my ass for a few hours than fuck her

because I lost her.

how careless

Because I'm an oldfag and my wife wouldn't agree to it...

I shave but im still a neck beard

3DPD is absolutely disgusting, friendo. Anything that spends a quarter of its life excreting rancid blood and rotting uterine tissue out of its genitals is 3gross5me.

She died recently...

I don't socialize very much.

I do.

She's talented, pretty, decent sense of humor.

The problem is everything else.

That's the shit I hate and it bothers me more and more every day.

I feel like I could literally kill myself to get away from her.

>because she became my wife when we got married

Haha, faggot. Getting married in the 21st century . . . hope you enjoy getting cucked.

Yeah I'd imagine she has roast beef.

the fuck is wrong with that dog

>Why does your gf look like she's 9?

This is Sup Forums . . . she probably is 9.

I close the door.

Is literally kill myself if I had her as a girlfriend she is one ugly bitch

put et down

im gay

I'm busy, plus girls are a waste of time/money.

Because I'm hideously ugly. Pic related

You kind of look like a Slav and a half-bred nigger had a kid.

Get contacts.
Get a tan.
Start Lifting.
Dress better.

>check em
>i ve seen worse with gf s . No excuse fgt . try harder

Moar

I'm 62,99" for 184,87 pound.
Pic related

No your not, you just need to make yourself look better, get a better haircut, grow a beard, get better glasses, get ripped, get some confidence cause you look awkward in that pic

Low self esteem. I'm good looking though

I had her. I had the love of my life. But she passed away. I will never love anyone again.
I can type my story if you people want me to.

She's ugly but i would fuck

Mental and physical illness

No thank you

Allright

Did U kill her?

Wana save money.

Talian din jævla neger er det deg?

Because I spent too long without one, and watched too many movies.

Now I expect a girl to be some magic fix everything angel. And when she's not, when I realize she's a real human being with her own life and flaws, I can't deal with it.

romance is over rated

Cause i got a wife and kid.Would be nice to find a gf who i can mess around with on the side.Cause let's be honest,sex when you are married can get boring over time..

The wehrmacht took France with just bicycles

I do-- just move to the city and hit up a college slut 2 blocks away, they're the most easily manipulated beings ever created
>Sup Forums being single