The last message you sent to a female is whats going on your gravestone. (Epitaph) How will you be remembered...

The last message you sent to a female is whats going on your gravestone. (Epitaph) How will you be remembered? Will you be remembered?

>pic related its a grill

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wheres my fucking dinner bitch?

Mine 'Probably sounds weird to you lol'

How was it

''rip''
what are the odds

Hold the door

"Thanks!"

mfw i haven't sent a message to a female in years

''the cool thing is that i have no idea what's gonna happen''

Mum when are my tendies gonna be ready? P.S could you bring me a new bottle of Mountain Dew

"Yeah you're fucking sonic the Hedgehog"

Nice

Just the tip

'How long is your bus ride?'

'' do not fit me
but serve their purpose ''

-google translated the texts

>"ses på longen :-)"

that is actually good for a gravestone

Not sure what complaining would do

"Chociaż tyle się udało" - "At least that managed to succeed" that means it in a free translate, my english is fucked up so i dont know if any of you will understand what i just said in Polish

>I won't bother you anymore.

sent her that after finding out she cheated on me and confronting her

"just left. see you soon, love you"

U little bitch

"It's not there"
I'd actually kind of like that kek

Thanks dear. I miss you too.

"I'm out."

Just broke up with the bitch.

"Do you guys know where it is, or do I need we need to meet somewhere?"

I wanna go :(

Actually pretty fitting

Where can I get more of these boobies and smirk

"It is like a dream. Mostly. [I'm] still getting used to it."

"I love you"

Not even joking. So, yeah, not bad.

> I need we need

>I'm out.
Gonna make an awesome gravestone

"praise allah"

actually, checked again and it's
"I'm waiting for you faggot" kek

> "K"

this is fucking sexy
blowjob video attached

kek

'and all that just for a BigMac'

I'm ok with this.

"Anna might know"

"I don't know, he had to keep telling people not to buy them because they wanted to paint their war hammer dfigures with them like total nerds so I assume they were" people are gonna think I was the nerd

"ayyy coolio"

told me i don't owe her money anymore

"and it's hard as a rock"

Sadly enough, the text was referring to some generic looking butter McDonald's uses
>pic related

"Hurrayyyyy"

I'm ok with this.

I miss you.

Pic related. I guess I died of cancer.

"Hah"

> "Awesome, that's the best way to go, just gotta know someone who has a good nanny lol"

>Please understand.

You're on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at you,
Sailing on the sea is what you fucking do.
Bustin' five knots, wind whippin' at your coat,
Can't stop you, you're on a MOTHERFUCKIN' BOAT.

cucks
cuck

"Okay"

"How's the birthday girl? ;P"

You're a little bitch

"Good luck. And I love you"

inb4 lies

damn that girl is hot
imgur.com/a/OpFNw

"Alright."

Well shit.

"Good morning"

>It's a grill
No shit Sherlock!

"I don't like it personally but I am happy to hear you do."

God im a faggot

I just sent
Call me
To my wife.

I won't be back until Friday

>And I love you
>And
wow man thats like so smooth man
beta fgt

Ok.

Olen autolla.

"Alles klar :D Ist ein Deal!" in German
"Alright :D It's a Deal!" in English

Kind of ironic on a gravestone...

happy birthday

Love you Grammy!

Had to go look for it myself, fuck

>Message to two girls I was visiting.
Translated it would be:
"Hey, I'm waiting outside"

kom binnenkort wel een keer chocolade halen

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I am in love with this woman

im being serious

Message to grill: "I'm coming home now"

Dont worry. After the hostile the mudshit invades your sorry asses they wont bother to barry you/give you a grave stone.

correction, you are lusting for this woman, dont be 12

>barry
Is it you King Arthur?

I'll see you later.

>What am I supposed to do on Tuesday and Wednesday nights? Lol

Heh

"naw, the soccer game is over and me and my roommate go to sleep now. how about you two?"

this isnt appropriate for a gravestone

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"Thanks for you and your three friends for blowing me last night, the shit was so cash. I can't believe Marie was so greedy as to swallow the whole load without sharing and I'm even more in disbelief that she was able to fit all of it in her mouth. She's not invited next time, the greedy bitch. See you in the AM.
:) :) :) 8===============D~~~~~~"
Sent: 5/24/2016 14:31:25

done

Sweet dreams xx

I really really really really like this picture, can I save it?

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"Okay have a good night"

Not bad I'm okay with that.

"Yes you are"

bah dude, i wish i was an asshole

just hold the door

>this looks like something you made for me :3

"New bid on ebay x"

fuck..

"Are you done with the last Mad magazine?"

I got yo back

I think it's a pretty good epitaph.

"Looking for 1hr FBSM+ what are rates? avail today b4 6p?"

"That was pretty awesome but not exactly what I expected."

Accurate.

"i fuckin hate this place, im glad its time to leave"

was talking about work..

"We might as well move forward with the plan or it won't happen."

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