Psychiatrist here

Psychiatrist here.
Slow day In the office.
>AMA

Why do i dream in black?

Have you ever fucked mental patient?

You probably are.

The alcoholic females. They aren't as dirty as the drug addict ones.

schizotypal disorder male here. thinking about joining psychiatry for life. slow day in my room.

bad idea, right?

Greentext plz

I had a dream where a little character came to me and told me what the dream world was. Then he showed me the outside of heaven telling me that some will have to fight a great war against evil to be permitted in.

If it's free go right ahead. It's expensive. I charge 20 a class and the state pays the rest

Will I get a 515 on the MCAT?

He also explained that the waking world is the illusion, that this place in the dream is where man will prove his valor, that warriors were chosen at birth to battle

i know a place, been there, pretty much free but shitty environment.

the most important thing they give free food and free bed, that's like heaven for a really lazy person.

I would but the thread would 404 by the time I'm done.

He went on saying all life is interconnected on this plane, those unworthy will have a chance to eliminate they're cowardice

People look to religion for peace but have to kill In Armageddon. Contradictory

you dream how much important you are, how you know the truth, dreams are probably for simply not to go insane, and for you not to go insane you must be special.

is everyone must feel special to live a normal life?

is it possible to grow up in parent's house?

ever deal with someone who has narcissistic personality disorder?

I started off just like you. Them i felt like my psychiatrist helped me allot and i decided i wanted to help people too.

U mean generation z?

I might have Borderline, what should I do?

um h-how do i get over my social anxiety without the use of drugs.. ?

I think I'm in some kind of denial, because psychiatrist did opposite of help.

OP is a psychiatrist, you're asking the wrong person. A psychologist is what you need.

I have a tenancy to not show up to important occassions, it's not that I always have some kind of fear when it really matters and unless I have no choice but to go, I don't. If I do find a way to go though, I never have any problems, it's always fun but I ALWAYS get some kind of weird feeling in my stomach when I need to do something important. It hasn't been working out too well, been like this all my life. Any suggs?

Yes. It takes longer since most the time your mother will baby you.

i know but there isn't a psychologist anywhere on Sup Forums atm

I got Dysthymia with occasional double-depression. No doc believes me because I'm not into suicidal thoughts and don't show much emotion aside passive-aggression. Any thoughts, Mr. Psychiatrist ?

Is it a problem if I only get motivated when I'm being trash talked. Much like your image, it's very motivating and reassuring and I'm not sure why but it helps so much more than anyone important to me trying to be polite.

If you studied anything is possible. I believe In you user. You made it this far more go the extra distance.

kek

Find something that makes you happy. Everyone goes thru this stage.

dont laff..

What is this?

Central europe here, so nope

ok.

Its an ice cream sandwich being carried on the back of a deformed five legged nigger cockroach

trips confirm

I'm drowning in self pity and depression. How to get out?

Being touched makes me cringe and the thought of being in a sexual relationship makes me sick. I think human bodies are disgusting. And yes I was molested as a child. I can orgasm when I masturbate but I don't about sex while I do it. Obviously I'm a lossless virgin. How do I stop being an autist

you probably just need to find something to do that you're passionate about, usually self pity and depression is usually because you have nothing to look forward to or be motivated by. Find it.

>i am a psychiatrist

I met this girl. Real sweet heart at first, I let her move in. Then she plays those girl games. talks when she wants to say something. Then when she does not want to here it , its "ok, or whatever" which is a basically a big fuck you. So I throw her a couple punches.
Am I wrong?
And why do bitches think they are so much smarter then men, that there games will work all the times?
Pussy does not control nothing. Power does, I even told the dumb bitch stop what shes doing or I can go get head for a bottle and blunt.
That when god made her pussy it was not the only one. nor is it that special.
What should I do

Godspeed. I worked awful hard.

A slow day in the shrinks office means an unsuccessful shrink.

How old are you?

thanks

A good friend of mine passed away yesterday from cancer, he was 20. I was with him in the hospital a few hours before he went, it wasn't pretty. I'm having trouble processing all of this as he and his family didn't tell us the cancer came back until they knew he wouldn't make it through the night, we thought he was still in the hospital recovering from a surgery. I had never met his parents until the night he went though we'd been friends since middle school. Should I go see them or give them space?

Well wait until there is one. Or kill yourself.
Typically psychiatrist bullshit. Say meaningless overused phrases and demean the person by implying that it's THEIR fault for not being like everyone else or that it's just a phase.
Learn what autism is before you use the word faggot.

Explain

Read

um old enough to be on Sup Forums

Not OP
Go see them, it's the right thing to do and you'll know immediately if you're unwelcome. If you are unwelcome just apologize and leave.

can you help me kill myself?

Friends help

Don't. You could be another wet hole for a prison nigger to fuck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a chuck Norris chuck since chuck can chuck anything?

Does ignoring you count?
It was jokes buddy. Just jokes.
I have extreme social anxiety, hence the 4chins.

How do I break the cycle of addiction?

Take it slow with another virgin and go at a peace both are comfortable with

My friend has rage problems
Should he take meds or what?

you sound a bit mad there, Sup Forumsro. want to talk about it?

my dream is to be in a dream forever

but i must give up on it

Leave her.

why do I have suicidal thoughts and days of being down when I'm generally happy and shit is going well?

when I was a child I overheard my parents having sex. I cried, but why?

I got Dysthymia with occasional double-depression. No doc believes me because I'm not into suicidal thoughts and don't show much emotion aside passive-aggression. Any thoughts, Mr. Psychiatrist ?

If you we're really that close to him you should

made me think of that pic where a negro kid saw his mom give head to his father and he just cried

You do not think she will get the clue eventually. i can hit her harder if it helps. I really hate to kick her to the curb. She does give a good blow job.

OP here. I have to go. I will be back later today at 8:30 on the dot.

It's packed now. 8:30 pm anons u..s eastern time its12. Right now

Which part?
Last time i talked about my problems to a psychiatrist, everything was scapegoated onto cannabis abuse.

You could go to Jail. Not worth the risk.

34/w/m with anxiety issues. I was on a b1-selective beta-blocker (Antenolol) for my blood pressure, which really helped with my anxiety and made me far less of an asshole. Doc took me off of it as my health has improved. Local psych didn't want to put me on anything for anxiety, but I know it is having a big affect. I found a street source for Acebutolol (that was an interesting journey), but was wondering if you had a suggestion on something that may help without the cardiac interactions.

>dream last night
>me, my brother and mum were all in my mums room
>clearing old junk out of her wardrobe
>suddenly a lot of noise downstairs occurs and a car screeches away outside
>somebody came in and stole the dog
>mum scream is so loud and horrific it woke me up
>I still felt horrified when I woke up for a while because of her scream
>the dog was Brian Griffin

What does this mean?

How do i git gud?

git gud.

One word. Exaggerate.
You also hated when brian griffin was killed off in family guy, it traumatized you.

aren't you playing games too with doing this m8?

Kill yourself for being a beta christfag who's unable to relate to another human being or comprehend their attempts at communicating to you.