Be me

>be me
>work as Promoter at a Swiss national team football event
>a fat shit girl with the cancer emoji shirt comes to me asking if she can have a swiss shirt
>what do I do?

Just give her the shirt, not everyone it's an edgy idiot browsing Sup Forums like us user, sorry to burst your bubble.

this is her

Kick her in the lady dick then run away with all the shirts

Godamn OP save her from that shirt! It's horrible!

Its not even daytime right now, Stop lying OP

that's my colleague btw, I'm working with him like 8 hours a day, he's so hot i want to jump on him, any advice?

Depends. Are you an user or a femanon?

Würdi schono vergewaltige.

a femanon. What should I tell him? He has a gf for sure.

First you should tits or gtfo

T'es Suisse romand ?

Wow, the "tits or gtfo" reference is so funny and original.

Find a reason to bend over in front of him. He will check you out. Then find a reason to have your backside run up against his front side. Touch elbows. That sort of shit. Guys like to do the chasing if they know they have a chance. Physical touching goes along way to speed that shit up.

Well I'll see what I can do. Thanks user!

Or you could just jump on him

Sit in his lap and talk like nothing is out of the ordinary. Just move you butt around and he will get hard.

You must be in Swiss-Germany, strikingly rare to spot such cancer with the addition of being hamplanet. I hope you didn't give her the shirt.

Don't break your internet rules there user, show the goods.

It's not supposed to be either you slag. Just GTFO you overweight pretender.

>le edgy
Retard

I am confuse as to who is what male and where female is coworker how man promoter

Never work as a promoter

GIVE HER A MASSIVE SWISS FLAG
should fit perfectly

Where

Dubs confirm clueless