Stupidest thing youve done while horny
Stupidest thing youve done while horny
Your mom
Check em
Sucked a strangers cock
I fuck one of my sister's toys and came on it
Kek story
My 17 yo niece gave me a blowjob because I pushed her.
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Kys
Fucked a floor tile
I beat you to it
Fucked a watermelon
Czeched and shrekt
Kek faggot
Accepted a blowjob from an extremely fat girl. But I was also drunk and she swallowed twice.
Fag
Opened up a photo of my ex gf (not nude but downblouse) in photoshop to make her look like a Dark Elf from Skyrim. It wasn't as sexy as I hoped it would be in the end but I kept the file anyway. A few days later I left the USB stick it was on in the college library by mistake and was too chicken to ask if anyone handed it in because of the pictures.
Kek
thought cumming in my mouth would be hot, was not
Room mate saw me in little girl panties
Bump
Lost my shit, no offense user.
Bumparu
Had sex in the missonary position
damn, a full house
I'm such a sick fuck haha
jacked off to dat boi
it has an uncanny aesthetic, couldn't be helped
I once experienced the sleep paralysis thing where I saw and felt an old hag sitting on my chest. I then had angry sex with it.
Kek wtf
I jack it to pepe
Nice fam
Quit trying to butter your fucking story. Everyone knows you were sober
Letting fat girls blow you aint shit. It's not like you're having to do anything in return
This
>in hs
>senior trip to the beach
>we get a spot where its just us and everyone else is on the other side of the beach
>everyone gets into their swimsuits
>thick teens in basically nothing as far as eye can see
>mouthwatering over one in particular
>shes laying facedown in the middle of the beach
>lay down two feet next to her and cover self with towel
>act like im taking a nap
>slowly put hand in pants and start having a good ol rub a dub
>the amount of cum i bazookad out of my dick was on par with the ocean not too far away
i'd kill to do it again
fucked a cantaloupe in grade 9 and cut my cock on the skin of said cantaloupe, hurtin times back then
I was actually on a run when I was 16-17. I had just gotten a filthy text from my then gf. I literally stopped and had a nature jerk right then and there. Sidewalk 3 blocks from my house
Stole panties
Normie
ate my own shit. Tasted like gorgonzolla cheese mixed with something alkaline
had a wank into a bush cos i couldnt wait to get back to my hotel room, cos of blueballs
one of the night workers on one of those golf carts saw me, eye contact, he just kept on driving
Sorry
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