Ask a guy who is going to fuck pornstar Lisa Sparxxx next month with 3 of his friends anything!!!!

Ask a guy who is going to fuck pornstar Lisa Sparxxx next month with 3 of his friends anything!!!!

Also is she anybody else's favorite pornstar???

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Come on no questions?!

Are you going to have a dick sword fight?

How much is it going to cost you?

Hahaha no way man, it is going to be a little weird I'm sure but I'm so goddamn excited for it, we've been waiting like 7 months for her to get back with us and she booked it yesterday!!

it would be more interested to do this AFTER you fucked her. with proof pics.

Just a grand man, split four ways so I'm only paying 250 out've pocket, we got her for 2 hours

How did you go about booking her?

Yeah for sure but I had to tell somebody!! I'll try to do this again after we do it and try to take some pics if she'll let us!

Her tits look like big toes

how much are you paying her? is it one price that you and your friends are splitting?

Just through her site man, it was easy as fuck.
Okay, I can't wait to feel those toes haha

why would anyone want to fuck that walrus?

How did you contact her?

Yes we're splitting it
Because it's Lisa Sparxxx

Like DP or take turns?

You don't feel like you're getting ripped off to fuck an aging pancake tit landwhale?

couldn't you just pick one up at a bar?

Why?

>op is spending 250 bucks to fuck a fat old used up porn star surrounded by 3 other penises

Lmao

he could have spent that to go to Poland and fuck her with 918 other dicks around

She doesnt do anal anymore so no dp :(
Fuck no dude, she's one of the greatest pornstars of all time!!
Because it's Lisa Sparxxx

I will never forget it that's for sure!! How many other people can say they fucked their favorite pornstar?!

You talk like some kind of middle aged person

We will all fuck her at once if that's what your asking

I mean I'm 30, what do you mean?

>Having a favorite porn star
>Bragging about buying a fat hooker

enjoy yourself op she is still kinda hot imo

objectively speaking. She isn'tthat great. She's like Houston. Just known for fucking a ton of guys in one sitting. plus she's wayyyyyy past her prime. If this was '04 or MAYBE even '09 then I could see it being worth it. You could probably fuck Gianna for this amount and she's hotter.

This, m.fux.com/video/199232/lisa-sparxxx-deepthroat-puke and her gag factor scene are probably the best things she's done

When you contacted her you just said "I want to fuck you how much?"??

>OP pays to fuck a landwhale
>mfw

Bravo! I've always had a thing for this chick, I think it's because my ex chick's sister looks a little like her and I've always wanted to dick the sister..

I'd fuck her obviously but wouldn't pay for it. If she's your favourite and your not too fussed about the cash can't fault you man. Has she set any specifics before you four fuck her?

>I'd pay for Belladonna

Yeah she is a professional hooker no doubt, and she's made a career at it
Dude I'm beyond pumped man

$1000.
unbelievable. You should renegotiate. Maybe a couple hundred and then take her out to dinner.

> belladonna
doesn't she have the hiv or something?

Condom or no condom?

Whatever man, she still escorts so she must be making money
You send in a claim to book her and you have to put a deposit down and get tested
Just be tested, clean, and fuck her hard!!

eww... she is fucking gross...

Where will this happen? LA or somewhere?

That's her rate, 500 an hour.
We have to wear condoms

You're paying??? To fuck that??? The fuck is wrong with you?? You could find a local whore who looks like that for 75 or 100 bucks tops.

Nashville, Tennessee
Yeah man, look her up. Shes a legend

> 919 guys at once
> countless nig nogs
> have to wear a condom
good call.

No idea, just remember her name from various vids over the years.

happy for you OP

do you have to wear a condom when you're getting sucked?

>She's a legend

Dude... She might be a legend but she's ugly. Neither her face or her body make it up for her "status".

I'm really siding with everyone: it's retarded to blast money on this. With this price you could get a tight 19 years old ass to ram all night.

But whatever floats your boat I guess...

are you genuinely proud of this accomplishment?

I cant fap to her videos though cuz most of the time its some black dude beating up those guts. She could still get the dick

not found: ass

just looked up her bio. it was chlamydia that she had. She thought she got the herp at one point but turned out to be a skin rash.

Nope
It's absurd to hate on her tho, you have to respect her. Definitely not ugly, she's all natural man huge tits and a fat ass! Been making porn for 15 years
Yeah I guess

So dumping your load on that moo cow face probably isn't an option???

OP, I am proud of you. It will be the best 250 you ever spent. Lisa sparxxx is a legendary name. Cum on those big, fat floppers for me bro.

She fucks every dick
Dude she has a bigger ass than tits

> bigger ass than tits
no shit! shes 250lbs

Last time I tried to fuck a porker all I had to do was wave a bag of twinkies under her face and she was good for a 200 guy train. 250 dollars. You dumb fucking kid.

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>It's absurd to hate on her tho, you have to respect her. Definitely not ugly, she's all natural man huge tits and a fat ass! Been making porn for 15 years

Dude I'm not "hating" on her. I give zero fuck about her because I find her repulsive.

Her tits are saggy as fuck, she's got a beer belly and her ass is nothing crazy if we trust the pictures posted here..

Also I don't "respect" a porn start because she sucked dick nonstop for 15 years.
What is "respectable" about that, what did she do to earn it ? She fucked dudes. Nothing wrong, nothing fancy. She just fucked dudes. She must be really lose down there too.
And finally, I find "pro porn" really boring and annoying. Hearing a girl going "HO YEAH HO YEAH HO YEAH FUCK ME DADDY IM YOUR LITTLE SLUT WHOS VIRGIN FROM THE ASS HO MY GOD YOUR DICK IS SO BIG MY ASS IS SO VIRGIN" while taking a 12 inches donger in the butt no prob.

Nah really, I've given up on profesionnal porn since I turned 15 and discovered amateur, castings etc... So really ZERO appeal to me to fuck "that".

>feeding that thing may cost as much

How much did you pay?

"legend". what is wrong with you? she is dirty, she is a porn whore.

He paid 250 american dollars to fuck a wal mart employee who's been dipping her crotch in a portpotty for 15 years.
>financial wizard

This.

And an ugly one.

I love how she gets progressively more disgusting in every pic as the thread goes on - Lisa Sparxx WAS sorta ok, kinda, and was appealing because she was just a filthy whore, then she got fat, started doing inter-racials, and just... wasn't so great. I think it's cool that you get to fulfill whatever fantasy you've been nurturing about her, but I highly suspect reality will not live up to what's going on in your head

Enjoy your AIDS.

>wal mart employee who's been dipping her crotch in a portpotty for 15 years.

kek'd so hard

Yeah but she does pro porn and does amateur shit. A lot of her shit is with her "fans", I think that's what makes her so popular

Hahaha that's great

She's a giant fatass Michelin man hambeast these days. Bring a couple bags of flour with you to find her holes if you want to fuck that blob.

$500/hour and she doesn't do anal?? She's got the perfect face for anal, tho.
I hope you didn't put a deposit down on her yet. Nonrefundable?
You done goofed.
Can you at least video the whole damn thing?

Prepare to be disappointed op

>Yeah she is a professional hooker no doubt, and she's made a cancer at it
Fify

>900+ person gangbang.
I know that the loose pussy thing is a myth, but that means she's in the four digits. I'll pass.

>>op is spending 250 bucks to fuck a fat old used up porn star surrounded by 3 other penises
The 3 other penises sound like the best part of this deal

She's ugly af

I mean there's no doubt that she's one of the most tenured porn Whores there is, even if you don't find her attractive you still have to recognize that she's had one of the most successful careers in adult entertainment. I'm not really into her newer stuff and shes basically retired now, but she was one of my favorites for like 10 years. I still put her in my top 10 no question. Good job op, and happy to see that she's still working and people appreciate her still.

She's located out of Bowling Green, KY if anyone wants a go.

She kind've lead girls like Victoria X Rated wife and Zoey Andrews

The problem is not recognizin her as "this" or "that". It's being into "pro porn".

There is no merit in there, there is "myth" build upon that. I find it terrible penis entertainment. I don't get it.
And I think that people get off on it must have to be really retarded because it's seriously unsufferable to hear the noise they make and the "attitude" they have.

Any other restrictions, OP?
E.g. You're not allowed to slap her, you can't choke her or call her a sloppy barista white face fucking her with your biscotti?

You and 4000 other guys. What makes you special? She once fucked 500 guys in one day, just FYI.

Like "Ho yeah I'm your little slut daddy fuck my virgin ass I'm such a prude except for you ho baby your cock so big hou yeah hou yeah" while she is CLEARLY faking it. With their lose pussy and all.

I just don't get it.

You mean 919?

>take a landwhale out to dinner
>bargain
I think you have to pick one here, bro.

That's my take on porn, and why I hate it. The moment I hear those fake ass lines, it's an instant boner-kill.

Breh, I bet she's fatter than her pics. Just be ready for that.

Unless it's amateur, I listen with the sound off for that reason.

Exactly, Sup Forumsro.