i was taking a shit and i heard a noise so i looked down and there was a giant fucking insect with wings and, literally, two green lights on its back. it looked like a damn alien. fastest shit i've ever taken in my life
i couldn't squash it because i was barefoot
i tried to draw something like it
what the fuck was it
I was taking a shit and i heard a noise so i looked down and there was a giant fucking insect with wings and, literally...
Nolan Jackson
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Oliver Taylor
Government spy drone
Jaxon Jones
loominarty
Kevin Taylor
dude
Jordan Allen
Waht
Eli Smith
Well, now you have to name it.
How about "W. C. Beetle".
Gabriel Brown
OP has crabs.
buy a fine tooth comb
and some nair
you should be good in a week
Jonathan Powell
OP here, i'm going back in to try to find it and hopefully take a pic
Carter Gomez
bump
this is the least cancerous thread in weeks
Angel Green
godspeed soldier
Nolan Sanders
Was it one of these bad boys? I just looked up bug with green lights and this came up. Looks similar to your pic
Zachary Jackson
i'm not op, but probably not
Hunter Sullivan
ARE YOU STILL WITH US
Luis Thompson
op died from sting
Blake King
took three pictures
unfortunately it looks small but i assure you that it's larger
i think it is
Samuel Walker
RIP in peace OP
Ryan Davis
...
Brayden Nelson
...
Gavin Jones
How did you manage to take pictures with a toaster?
Ryan Collins
If dubs give it a nice home and keep it
Logan Thompson
i hacked it
Connor Bennett
quality so good i can see that nigga's pores
Joshua Turner
op there is a small posibility you are an extremely lucky fucker and found a remnant of this thought to be extinct species of cockroach:
en.wikipedia.org
Tyler Foster
It's a cockroach. You don't happen to live near Chernobyl do you?
Eli King
Bug ate him
Andrew Ramirez
Insert into assholes you faget