When his height starts with 5 feet

>when his height starts with 5 feet

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>being this ugly
>caring about height
>priorities
>check em'

>when she doesn't use metric system

>being a manlet

>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon

I'm 100% sure that every calculation was made in the metric system

hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?

The space program uses metric.

Still ugly.

>when the people who post this have a weight starting with 5

>being a bigot
>caring about guy's heights

>5'12"

>>hello. I'm 5'7". how are you?

please respond.

i've got a friend who is 5'13" and a half

>when her weight starts with 200

I love being 5'11, date girls and they be all like "I'm so glad your tall, I hate guys shorter than 6 feet" Pretty much when I offer to drive and take them to a fancy restaurant, rack up a wicked bill, and leave them at the table with no ride home. Around 10 minutes after I havn't come back from the washroom they be all texting "Where u at". And I'll just never reply, and see how many times you text or call as your pathetic stuckup ass sits at the table all alone.

all these manlets lul

>when (OP) uses some poor girl's face to troll Sup Forums

not every one! it was either the columbia or the challenger disaster that had been caused because a team working on the project had use empirical measurements while the others had used the metric system like sensible men

i cant im a coward
plus i cant just leave my family, or at least thats what i tell myself

ima need some proof that you do this and dont just sit at home alone. if you do that's pretty epic.

>using the system of measurement that didn't go to the moon
NASA uses the metric system you gigantic faggot.

Rekt

NOT TRUE!!! Both shuttles were lost due to operational constraints that weren't followed.

There was a PROBE to Mars that crashed because one group figured thrust in Kilograms and another in Newtons...

rekt and checked

All of these angry manlets coming out from the shadows.

You mess with me... No problem.
You mess with OP... You get this!

I am non-sarcastically glad you had the information to correct me
I knew an accident had occurred for the stated reason but i may have embellished the details a little

so is messing up lipstick like her thing? she seems to always have this stupid shit going on with her face

your face gave me autism

words can't describe your beauty
>but numbers can
2/10

I absolutely do not get the appeal with her. And I watch some weird channels.

>>people like you remind us of how truly hideous our world is

Good thing I'm 4'1" check mate bitch

kek

>6'2" master race reporting in
Hmm, if you're going to talk shit about anyone, at least be hot or something. Jesus, it's like a nigger calling a Kenyan black

When her job pay less than 6 figures

She's riding her lipstick shtick all the way to a television show. I don't know if that's still a big deal but I'm impressed by it. Still, I'm not a fan. Her fan base appears to be young girls in need of an easily emulated role model.

>when her weight starts with 200

>When her weight starts with 200

as if any of you could get a woman

I give that TV show one season before it gets cancelled.

>when those trips go unchecked

Do escorts count?

still dont know who this is

>when her weight starts with 160

Aaaawww sheeeeiit

>mfw I'm 4'11"

her name is Miranda Sings and she does youtube, she used to do songs but I'm sure she daily vlogs now or something like that
Alsoher tv show will premier with like a couple 100,000 viewers and it will be cancelled within the first 5 episodes

Christmas Song Challenge ft. Miranda Sings
youtube.com/watch?v=RHdbZQn5JSg

She does this stupid voice.

You look like a dude in makeup.
Not even a trap. Just, a dude in makeup.

...

Are you serious?!?!?!

She's big enough to on tour?

>when she has a "feminine" penis

...

THIS IS NOT OKAY

POTATOES ARE A CULTURE NOT A COSTUME

kek

Who's your friend that likes to play
Ching Chong Bing Bong!
LOL XDD
[spoiler] bing bong ;_; [/spoiler]

This bitch is soooo unfunny

What the hell is wrong with a guy being under 6'? My boyfriend is 5'11", I'm 5'7". I still feel like a midget compared to him and I have to wear heels if he wants to fuck standing up.

kill yourself

why would you fuck standing up?

>My boyfriend
Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God

Do you only do it missionary? We like to be adventurous.

I'll keep that in mind if I ever grow a penis.

>Tfw 4'11" doesn't start with a 5
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>when her partner count is >1

>adventurous
you're just standing up

>>being a bigot
>>caring about guy's heights


laughing at midgets is not bigoted, it's comical.

is that a little boy?

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Holy kek. How did you do that?

you guys are going to scare here and shes going to quit making videos

Sup Forums ruins everything

who is she?

newtons is derived from kilograms and they are both metric

My sister. Isn't she pretty?

SHUT UP YOU STUPID CIS MALE PIG. DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY!

I though she was on youtube, as you said she makes videos

I don't know what you're talking about, goy.

>implying anyone actually went to the moon

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Sureeeeeeeeee

youtube.com/watch?v=UQsD1lbKhIg

HOLY CRAP PEOPLE

This girl is actually cute. I know her.

What does cis even mean guys I never figured it out

KENNY RODGERS

stylized shit spelling of sissy. Shorthand for fags or people who don't yet know they are gay

when her weight starts with 2

How do you know my sister?

Thanks now I can say it without looking lime a complete retard fag

its a youtuber feg0t

Get your fucking face out of the camera, you don't look pretty just because your face is 1 inch away from the goddamn camera you fucking cringegod

Trying to remember the basketball player who claimed that he was 6 foot 13 inches because people over 7 feet are freaks.

seconding the need for confirmation on this.

Stick to ASMR

>when her name starts with dave

>when her weight starts with 2

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New Queen of Sup Forums.

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