Dick started bleeding whilst wanking to porn

Dick started bleeding whilst wanking to porn.

>jackin' ot to god tier petite
>feel sharp pain from the base of my penis
>blood is dripping down my balls
>wtf is going on not even cippo man can help me now
>current status cleaning up the blood.

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Proof?

Post pics and then call a doctor

You have to wrap your hand around your dick and move it up and down.. And not to strangle it.

No seriously. I think you really fapped "too hard"

>god tier petite
who

This happened to me when I had a urinary tract infection. Who knew shampoo wouldn't make good lube?

bit late bois, all thats left if like watery blood coming out

This happens to guys?

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Maybe you passed a stone

That is possible I think.If you can even get stones in your dick :/

next time use lotion

Kidney stone

>I think you really fapped "too hard"
one can't fap too hard

my balls sting, but it is almost 4 am. So nothing will be done about it.

>went commando in shorts
>drove 8 hours (manual trans)
>resulted in dick's base rubbing against shorts all day
>get home
>masturbate with jetstream shower head, feels good
>finish
>bottom base of dick now has bloody open gash the size of a dime
>stings like hell
>put ointment and bandages daily and it went away in a week

>resulted in dick's base rubbing against shorts all day

This has potential, I bought some underwear that's a bit too tight but OP is lazyfag so rub rub rubin' balls (but not in a good way) all day might be to blame

>Strangle
Strangle: To hold tightly.

So how else are you supposed to cum, its not a fucking baby ferret or something its a "fun waggle gaggle stick of magic".
Top kek

A $20 pocket pussy is 5 times better than hands. Plus you wont be chaffing your dick down to bare skin.

Stop watching porn

>fun waggle gaggle stick of magic
thanks fam

If I spent $20 every time I had a wank I could fund space-x for a day

This is the worst advice so far

>when gf not in town
>mans gotta provide for himself

Reusable you faggot.