I turn 30 next month. Still a virgin. Found somebody willing to give me an hour for $70 or a BJ for $35...

I turn 30 next month. Still a virgin. Found somebody willing to give me an hour for $70 or a BJ for $35. What should I do?

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you are 30. you can afford 70. use a rubber

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yea but im paying for sex, that sucks

And you are asking for advice on Sup Forums, stop playing yourself.

do every sex move you could, go down on her, eat her ass, wheel barrow her, doggy style.

Dont eat her out

touche
but thats what i wanted to do most :(

So whats wrong with you?

Overweight? Ugly?

Overweight and ugly?

Just shy. Or ugly.

>but thats what i wanted to do most :(

Man, go for it. It's not like it's any worse than most of the chick you'd pick up in a bar or anywhere else. They've fucked a lot, but you know that going in, but guess what? so has the Starbucks barista and the sorority chick.

Gobble that shit! Om nom nom!

I doubt you're that shy, and if you actually are so shy you're 30 and still a virgin, you've got some psychological disorder happening in there. If this is the case, yeah, buy a hooker.

If not, I can probably help you.

Tell me about your life situation.

Race, job, where you live, etc.

I am pretty damned shy, I don't go out much. White, college, Houston

White is good.
College, so what is your financial situation?
Also I mean do you life alone, with your parents, etc.

Hey man, i promise you....if its not a HOT girl....the sex wont be as good as you hope...like not NEARLY....so if its not confirmed HOTTY then go for the BJ, you can always go again later for sex

Broke. Apartment

post more webms op

And so you said college, not university, studying for a 2 year then?

Living on student loans, working? You gotta give me some info you cunt.

So just do the BJ?
ok

hey if I lived closer to you and you happen to be bi or wouldn't mind a guy, you could have my boypussy for no charge

would suck

just go with the sex, that way you can say you have
it'll suck b/c first time and all, but at least get it out of the way

im american it is all college
straight sorry :(
lol thanks

Give this man info OP, he's investing his time in you right here right now!

Put together more money get a real job and get a better piece of ass.

Alright dickpunch, I can't work with such bullshit information.

Buy your hooker, get fucked.

Forgot pic.

why is all this info relevant? i dont want randoms from Sup Forums trying to find me

I hope thats not you jerking off. And yes. Its like....if the girl isn't hot...your gonna be like...meh. And then there is a good chance you might looking at sex like "meh" for a long time. I'm just saying its a possibluility that is avoided easily by getting the BJ. ALSO, BJ's are great. Give you lots of confidence.

why do you hope its not me jerking off?

Sex with ugly girls that don't turn you on is worse then no sex at all.

I don't know. Seems like a kind of strange thing to post. I mean, personally i wouldn't send a video of me jerking off to someone unless i knew they REALLY wanted it.

Because I can't build you a goddamn profile to use in determining the proper course of action in finding a mate without first knowing what kind of scumsucker you are. My questions were not complicated or personal enough to lend personal information to a forum full of teens on their tablets in bed.

If you want to fuck a skank, fine, if you want to find something meaningful, you need to blend into an environment fitted to your specific attributes and strengths.

But I digress, the STD route is less effort.

Go to a bar and pick up an ole swampdonkey, it's not hard to do. They want to fuck as much as we do,they're just cunts about it. Buy some drinks and compliment her on her hair or dress and be sincere. If she's feeling it let the night flow. If she's not, forget her on to the next one. Too many horny girls to stess one

nice trips
I am only posting more because that one guy said to post more webms lol

If I stopped being a shutin shy bastard I could get laid, but I just have a hard time not being a shutin shy bastard

it only sucks for 35 dollars faggot

Its hard to communicate with someone who keeps showing me their dick

So in other words, you know exactly what the problem is, and refuse to do anything about it, and feel contracting an STD is a reasonable solution.

I think you've got bigger problems than just being shy, user.

Yes, I know my problem. As for the solution, why do you think I am asking if I should do it or not? But whatever, you are probably just some random summer troll

Immediately regressed and poised to defensive mode, offering a buzzword attack to make up for your own shortcomings.

Remember that feeling of inadequacy from just then, and use it to better yourself in the future.

That's all the time I have for you for now.

Just do it. You won't have any regrets.

>Immediately regressed and poised to defensive mode, offering a buzzword attack to make up for your own shortcomings

troll that thinks he is smarter than he actually is confirmed

Gotta agree with you there OP. That guy had all the warning signs of being a troll

yea, sadly

Vaginal insertion. Don't be a virgin forever
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I mean I'll lose it eventually, I wont always be a hermit

Get a bj and find a single mom around your age they give it up way to easy.

sounds good

should I wear a rubber when she's giving me a BJ?

If shes charging 35 hell yeah i would see if shell jerk u off for 15

Her initial rate was $50, dunno if that is any better though

Well if ur wearing a rubber for a bj aint no point it feel like your getting a handy so might as well get a handy and save a few bucks and have her sanitize her hands before.

You gotta do what you gotta do to wash the stank of desperation off of yourself. Once you get laid and realize it's no big deal you'll have a much easier time in the future.

Also do you know her personally?

> get the beej
if it's good
> pay for the hour

lol maybe
Nope.

I wonder if she'll let me record. Probably not for $35.

U aint gotta tell her

itll be her place, cant really set things up lol