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Rory vs Wondermeme tonight

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I COME TO FIGHT AND I'M TRYING TO KNOCK PEOPLE OUT

your thoughts when seeing this image?

DON'T FEAR ME

How many bongs
I want to kill myself

>that goof britball talkin shit about karate

Come to Manchester and we'll have a kickboxing match on a field and I'll put you into a coma.

I'll cut to light heavyweight just for you

ARE YOU GUYS BOOING ME?

Looks like an amused and severely beaten dolphin/manatee

He's fucking hot and that alligator crawl is so sexy. How can you not market this million dollar smile!

THATS A COORS LITE

6 bongs 45 bings

>le gas in the second round and lose to Rockhold man

So tonight the Wondermeme ends

are you ready for that?

Just ask yourself, what would Shia Labeouf do?

HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY BOY TONIGHT

*cue wont back down instrumental*

>tfw no Miesha Tate to your Bryan Caraway

He kinda looks like Mark Coleman.

>tfw no Bryan Caraway to my Miesha Tate

>tfw dan will never hold u like dis

Just watched all ufc 198,199 and fight night 88.
all those upsets senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=W9ahEdPvuZw
Daily reminder that Brandon Schaub could possibly be ducking Rich Piano

>breast implants

>fighter posts instagram video of them sparring/hitting pads/hitting a bag
>comments section full of keyboard coaches telling them what they should be doing

This grinds the fuck out of my gears

I remember back when Donald Cerrone was fighting Myles Jury (or maybe it was actually Jim Miller, I forget) he posted some videos of him hitting and kicking pads and people were shitting on his muay thai form here and saying his knees and kicks lacked power

Fucking hell, maybe you should just trust that the pro fighters know their shit? Good lord knows they train more than you out-of-shape blobs

Reminder to boycott the UFC because they are capitalist pigs who have no respect for their fighters.

Based unheemable GOAT

final version for goofing

>23 of these are mine

I'm sure if you look at any clips of Arnie lifting from Pumping Iron on youtube there will be people criticising his form and such.

thank you for this post.

Can i still put my picks?

he beat nobody, and still got gifted two title shits which he turned down... why market

No you goof

T-thanks!

Daily reminder that all Schaub posters are cancer.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096

>sources
>helwani

that's a weird fish

Helwani is always right, best jewrnoulist

For you

thats a weird looking goat

it's Seaman

...

>main event is Glover vs OSP 2 now

Ngannou vs. Glover confirmed

lads don't do to 202

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/police-arrest-12-people-suspected-of-planning-new-attacks-in-bru/

How long is it until early prelims senpai?

...

Cerrone's muay thai is shit.

he looks like bigfoot silvas younger brother

[arm gators angrily]

Fight Night Ottawa schedule

MAIN CARD 10:30PM/7:30PM/04:30 ET/PT/EU
FOX PRELIMS 8:30PM/5:30PM/02:30 ET/PT/EU
FIGHT PASS PRELIMS 6:45PM/3:45PM/00:45 ET/PT/EU

Don't forget their big sister

real recognise real

that was before he got heemd by malbobabo

...

JUST

>those :30 start times

Disgusting. All to accommodate a NASCAR truck race? I'm tweeting my disgust at Dana right now.

Time for cuckstuffson to man up

pls let glover end the ngannou meme

>Ngannou
>meme

shut you whore mouth

Oh snap red haired Randa is on the fight pass prelims. So is Elias Theodoro and Sam Alvey. I might actually sign back up to watch those fights.

except different weightclass newfriend

I'm calling it, it's gonna be bader 2

>No LHW has ever fought a HW fight.

Worst UFC card ever?

shit card

>Sam Alvey
Well shit, would like to see him fight but I think I'll only be catching the Main Card tonight.

Oh well. This card is literally carried by Rory/Wonderboy, it's such a top tier fight

foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-anthony-rumble-johnson-out-glover-teixeira-awaits-new-opponent-061816

With this main event? You guys must be new. There have been way worse Brazil Fight Nights

The shittiest thing about this card is that canadian lay n pray faggot. The fuck is he doing on the main card??

And now introducing the champion. Fighting out of the blue corner. This man is a big dick bandit. Holding a professional record 15 wins, 5 losses. Standing 6 feet, 4 inches tall weighing in at 205 pounds. Fighting out of Los Angeles, California. Ladies and gentlemen presenting the reigning, defending UFC Light-Heavyweight champion of the world. Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub!

>heemd
i think youll find he won, friend

Name one.

so glover goes and fights an unranked HW, that makes sense

It won't be Gus, I reckon maybe Shogun or Lil Nog.

If they made a cruiserweight 225 class schaub would've been GOAT

If I was going to watch some fights on UFC fight pass, which ones should it be?

Think of the memes m8

except he got tko'd three times before that

>champion
>blue corner

Everyone laugh at the 196er

Who's there to fight at lhw?

Gus won't take the fight.

fightpass 2.0 is cool as h*ck

shut up

Except he didn't.
I know you're used to watching goofs like your boy Conrad McGoober give up at the first sign of adversity, but real warriors with heart like fedor fight through adversity and come out with their hand raised.

Fight Night 78

Make me, pussy

it really is
i watched the fights last night live on my phone which was nice

*spits in your face*

Marco Polo Reyes was on that card and had a 1st round ko, nice gonna check it out now.

But yeah that one does look a bit worse than tonight's.
And people complain about the quality of bellator cards between big shows lol, just look at this shit.

Gus fights Blachowicz
Bader is free
OSP suspended with broken ulna
Shogun - maybe
Rashad - fought Glover
Manuwa - free

Any /FANZANTS/ left?

>twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/744204117808132096
I never liked this jew before all the drama at 199, but ever since I saw him crying and the whole "i-it got physical", I hate di?slike him even more. I mean, what's the big deal? Ooooh he told us something an hour early.

what are the odds claudia finishing joanna in the 1st?

the way he reacted to what joe rogan said was ridiculous

joe literally couldn't have been any more respectful in talking about it

not after this spastic gif

Bader is fighting illir latifi in Germany bud
Rest are unranked lhw's, if he loses to one of them he's fucked even if it's a decision loss. Why not take a fun fight against a hw that can't hurt you if you lose

paige vanzant survived mexico

she's hiding her new tat

glover's record is really fucking great

>be fluke rockwho
>say you don't want to fight on 199
>get booked for 199 anyway
>duck Jacare for an "easy fight"
>cry your sore knee
>destiny doesn't even real bro
>get heemd by Bisping in one round

Has there ever been a bigger joke of a "champ"?

haha