YOU SHOULD OF NEVER COME HERE

YOU SHOULD OF NEVER COME HERE

I'LL END YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!

>I'LL MOUNT ON MY WALL YOUR HEAD

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That the BEST YOU GOT???

Do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying? Of course you don't.

>> should of
>> of

Learn how to write you retard

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lol

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

So you can cast a few spellchecks. Am I supposed to be impressed?

these are especially funny to me because i just got back in to skyrim modding again xD

Yes

kek

THERE YOU ARE
YOU'LL MAKE A FINE RUG CAT
I SUBMIT
UNNNGHHHHH

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I mostly deal in petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been a while since we had a good bandit raid.

Hawhaaw. Indeed, this thread tickles my fancy.

This guy gets it

You should never had stayed here

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under rated.

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>be me
>bandit in skyrim
>we ambush another caravan, kill everyone but the children
>back at lair counting loot
>sitting around fire eating cooked skeaver, talking about random shit
>"so hey guys, how come we never kill the children?"
>everyone is silent
>no one talks to me, at all, for the entire night
>few days later we are on a raid
>another caravan, easily done
>they have a kid
>we kill his parents, other bandits acting like he's not there
>decide to put him out of his misery
>shoot him with my bow
>arrow literally fucking disappears
>chief runs up to me and yells "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
>before i can even react the kid runs up and starts punching him
>other bandits run over, start attacking the kid
>not even any wounds appearing on him
>he kills the chief with his bare hands
>we can't even damage him
>everyone just runs away
>get back to the lair, 4 missing
>"are we okay, what the fuck happened?"
>no one says anything
>hear distant child laughter
>mfw

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what the fuck tho he could have talked to her..

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>OF

YOU OF NEVER SHOULD HERE COME

>6'2 blonde bitch with the body frame of the incredible hulk
>best infiltrator of anything
yeah right

>should of
I have you so fucking much.

lmao

Some of you are alright, don't come here ever.

YULL BE A LOT EASIER TA LOOT WHEN YER DEAD

Degenerates like you belong on the cross

Am I the only one who always pickpockets all his shit?
>nigger sleeps in the drunken huntsman
>pickpocket all his valuable shit
>"do you get to the cloud district often?"
>"no bitch but I stole all your shit nigga and I fucked your bitch nigga"
>garnets in my bag, and I'm sippin on Sujama nigga
>Ahlam in the room, and yo bitch started suckin
>gold ingot shinin, fuck her sister, and her cousin

I just walk up to him and kill him with a steel battleaxe. why nigger the nigger when you can just police brutality him?

>STOP RIGHT THERE REDGUARD SCUM!!!
>I didn't do nuffin
>BREAK THE LAW ON MY WATCH WILL YOU

Blood and silver friend, blood and silver

V&

YA LIKE THE SITE OF UR OWN BLAAD!?!

I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU
BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

fuck yeah, new vegas up in this bitch

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Nice

i used to do something similar with heimskr
>be relatively new to the game
>decide to make a vampire character
>really getting into the experience, having to drink the blood of the living in order to stave off weakness
>i even had a main bitch i siphoned from
>every day. every fucking day that noisy priest rambled on about talos and those damn dirty imperials
>would literally just sit and watch him during his last hour or so of his sermon
>he heads home to go to bed
>sit outside the door for like 20 minutes waiting for him to fall asleep
>sneak in to drink his blood and steal various items
>the next day just sit and listen to his sermon with the rest of whiterun
>giggle with the knowlege that heimskr is my bitch
>and he doesnt even know

wrong timeline

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kek

YOU WILL LET ME PASS OR I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!

Nigga, that's a Whiterun Guard.

Patrolling Sup Forums almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Trump is like Ulfric stormcloak. He wants to make skyrim great again, and blames everyone else. He can really throw his weight around too, and he has the power to take down politicians in areas where it doesn't really matter, like how ulfric killed High King Torygg to prove that he was weak, even though he was shown to be a decent leader.

General Tulius is like Barack Obama. He knows almost nothing about the people he is fighting, but he's good at what he does. We love to like him, but we want to hate him because deep down we know he's trash, just charismatic trash.

Hillary is like Ambassador Elenwen from the Thalmor. She likes to appear nice and good, buys out the powerful people in skyrim, and generally appears a good person, but you just know she's been up to some shady shit, especially when you take a walk into the basement.

I do that too, only differnce is I have a mod which turns him into a feminist.

do we have a dragon born equivalent?

that sounds
fucking amazing

its not that good it just has him saying emma watsons speech at the UN

ANOTHER KILL TO MY NAME

www nexusmods com/skyrim/mods/71396/?

Bill o reilly

that'll be me the might ben cars.....

You are you drcide who wins in the end an can potentially kill them user.

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I'LL WEAR YOUR GUTS AROUND MY NECK!

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tybg

like dwarves, female giants also have beards

this is the nicest thing anyone on Sup Forums has ever done for me

YOU PICKED A BAD TIME TO GET LOST FRIEND

right here

Topest Kek

Kek

dragon born is user, can be all powerfull and make a diffrence in the world, but insted prefers to put baskets on peopels heads and fap to dragons

Any chance Trump can shout Hillary apart. I'd love to see her old shoe leather face leave her head.

Gold. Also checkem