Whats the best method to making a pocket pussy?

Whats the best method to making a pocket pussy?

Go to a bar and pick up a drunk girl. Better then some fake shit, less shame and probably cheaper depending on the time of night.

How much do you think a cup, stick, and corn starch costs?

depends on the cost of a trip to the ER

>4/3
what?

Dont do this, it makes musterd gas

Kidnap girl
Surgically remove her pussy
Preserve in formaldehyde

There you now have the perfect pocket pussy

It doesn't

Fucking beta

no it doesnt


the worst part is im tempted to try it i have everything i need

Any drunk chick willing to fuck some random loser she just met at a bar is almost guaranteed to be crawling with STD's.

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Please help. Put stick 4/3 through and now there's a hole in my table.

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Oh no, is the mustard gas?!

Take an Advil before sex, moron.

i want to see someone actually use this and other fleshlights.

Viral marketing is lurking deep these days.

What the hell is that supposed to do for you? Advil ain't a STD preventing drug

kek viral

Its just fucking corn starch

kek drug

my own personal...

I'll just use my dogs mouth.

This is either horrible bait or you're possibly the most autistic person in your inbred family.

Not by that recipe.

I did this like a year ago.
It did what it was supposed to, but it was a bitch to get out of the glass.
Once i got it out i gave it a few strokes and it just got too mushy to hold together anymore.
Maybe i just got the ratios wrong somehow, but it is totally safe, just not practical for regular use

Just go to a sex shop and buy a real one, shit only costs like $20 for a decent one.

>Just go to a sex shop

this makes mustard gas

I'd try this but after I inverted the middle finger I got lost.

no but bleach and ammonia make chlorine gas, I suggest you inhale some

Obviously not falling for this mustard gas trickery. Nice try Op.

Growing up and getting a fucking job you dipshit.

Nope, talcum powder.

I think you're supposed to leave it in the glass

Some anime had great instructions to a pocket pussy at the end of an episode

Different user. I was going to agree, but what about the air pocket? Just stick your dick in there with the least amount of air before your dick?

Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.

Nope, talcum powder.

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