Why is he so good?

why is he so good?

He gets an extra tortilla for every assist and a can of beans for every goal.

dr fuentes

Dr Fuentes

Siesta gives hime extra energy before the games

Dr. Fuentes

He made a deal with the devil to up give his hair in return for talent at passing the soccer ball in the 5 to 15 yard range

based dr fuentes kidnapped meme magic and now it's iniestas personal fucktoy

It's that premature baldness, instead of going full JUST, it has fueled him to become the GOAT midfielder so that his lack of hair becomes irrelevant

Dr Fuentes

It would be extremely painful

probably because he has looked 40 since he was 25

Dr. Fuentes

I truly think he learned from the different team-mates he played with.

Young Iniesta was quite talented, there's no doubt, but he got better each year and learned how to dribble, to hold the ball (young Iniesta was like Isco and missed the ball always) and to look, that was probably thanks to Riquelme, Ronaldinho, Xavi, Deco Messi and Guardiola. Until Neymar arrived, then he had an awful season, but eventually he started playing as CM and now he even defends.

tl;dr: He actually developped his skills

Hey everyone, this guy thinks Spain is Mexico.

We also have tortillas here

Hey everyone, this guy thinks there are actual differences between spics.

>omelettes

Yeah, which are not what he referred to if you read the post.

blood doping

>unironically being this ameritarded

im laughing out loud

Moorish blood

STEROIDS LMAO

A true big game player, shows up whenever his team needs him most.
Should have won a Ballon d'Or.

Kalise

Why are americans so bad at posting

Cause he watched captain TSUbara when he was a little boy.
>Nunca viviras tu sueƱo. Nunca seras Oliver ni Benji

Dr. Fuentes

drugs mostly

making up for letting his newborn son die

>krauts taking about doping
Top kek

Edgy

Accion Andres Accion

RIQUELME MENTIONED

>mfw I've never eaten tacos

isnt that a difference?

>Argentina league
Totally worthless desu

it's a copa libertadores final, uneducated twat

>copa libertadores
The same shit.second division here has higher level than that tourney

he would be considered as the goat if he had a cool name and cool hair

You people pay South Americans to rape your baby league, moor

better than messhit and tsulando desu

Because he's a shy boy who takes his profession seriously instead of wasting his time on whores

So is Xavi. Where is he now?

>Xavi
>shy
Xavi was always an outspoken dick