Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/_yH5iyn81Ks
i.4cdn.org/f/I Hate Myself.swf
youtube.com/watch?v=vsxsyZqmmlQ
kissanime
youtube.com/watch?v=6ev9BLgmQeA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Yuuki claimed. Still here

Southern California! Not as much southern as Mexican here, so I think I get the small redneck part from my parents. One likes NASCAR< and the other is a gearhead. Seems I've taken after both in some shapfe. I like working on vehicles and racing them!
>Has yet to actually race anything, but damn do I want to

Anyways, off to work! I'll be back in an hour or so! See everyone then!

Obligatory claim.

Sure thing, man. Go for it.

>Thank you kindly, beautiful.

still here

She is Cute, user

Milinda claim

Still a qt too I see.. ;)

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Waifu

Evening nig
Another thing happened? what in the world did i miss the past few days?
Whatcha drinkin?
>i want pizza now
Fuk u now i do too
I like the feeling of sore muscles to be honest, feels like progress haha, i take it you like going to the gym?
yo yo, no good feels from me, sorry mang
as i can tell haha, no worries though. Im doing pretty good, yourself?
now those ones sounds tough haha, you finish those yet?
I feel that, i still would take it as a sign to try haha
>I would brutally murder you
Fight me irl mong
>chaotic
Sounds like it, why do you have to go to the hospital?

Also claiming

Miho claimed

You can also get that one
Just make sure that it has enough space for all your stuff to fit in
Welp, have fun with the grind~

8f no one gets atleast a little bit hurt than it isnt that hreat a game

Maybe ill just try and play some csgo and cheer myself up some
>claiming

I want you

Yeah, I like it!
Too bad my gym closed because they were using it to launder money...

you are tho

Jeez, you're really good at limiting what I could say. That's good, though!

Wuz gud nigga?

>funk aint gonna help me
WHY MUST PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH SHITTY PEOPLE

No idea brochillipepper

You seem bored

Yo koko loco, wuz gud?

Better still be here! You mah nigga

Bullshit

>no good feels from me
Alright
Im beyond the point to where funk can help me
I need
SUPER FUNK

>Rattle rattle

>HANNAgato reporting in

i actually really like this game

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>boops

Better sound like this when going fast
youtu.be/_yH5iyn81Ks

Take care dude! Texan over here

Umi

:(

That dub dub nigga that's what

A stare a day keeps the Smug at bay.

no u

Forgot to tell you, I saw the pole dance scene in Heavy Object. Super cute
>Poor Milinda

Hell yeah nigga!

>boop

im ok. do anything today

kek sounds like one of those rough and tumble gyms, you got any tips?
>koko loco
am not, and its goin pretty gud ma nigga, how bout you?
Y are your eyes crying moka?

Rory claimed

Outta those Lang Comp is the hardest. Just gotta take the Business one tomorrow.

Haha, alrighty. Where should I start?

No problem with that~

>Best idol claimed

Smug you say?
nothin much, went to the gym and got super tired so then i slept pretty much all day haha, how bout your day?

QOTT: how does your waifu look like when she's about to rape you?

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Yep
i.4cdn.org/f/I Hate Myself.swf

>WHY MUST PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH SHITTY PEOPLE
What a strong and healthy ship it is.

Time to be off to sleep.

See you later everyone, enjoy your time.

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Whats wrong nigga

FUCKING SERIOUSLY??

Ah shit, checked by the smuggest, das wassup

Chiiiiiiii

Who do you main in overwatch? and what platform you play on?

Funky fresh nigga

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Bullshit

Sleep well kyouko

It was nothing serious. Just some offensive comments.
>And I would win...

Haha top kek

Kek I love that part.

Good :)

Damn Shinoa...
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>that pic
my heart.....oh god
Language comp sounds pretty tough, i always hated all my non-science/math type classes. haha, hope you do good on your final though! :D
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Started getting sick just before xmas. Stared bleeding a bit when I would go to the bathroom. got treated for hemorrhoids. DRs dont care what is really wrong with you, just want to write a RX and get you out of the office. About a week latter I started to not be able to sleep from abdominal/rectal pain, passed out from blood loss and got admitted to ER. Bowel is full of unexplained lacerations, can't get a scope up there because of spasms and dangerous blood loss. Been on blood pressure meds (calcium channel blockers) for a few months to promote internal healing, helps with the pain but still bleeding and losing frightening amounts of weight. Feel like a walking corpse.

Finally got admission to a specialist hospital about 400mk form here. Going to put me under so I don't spasm and scope then cut out a section of my bowel and search for cancer or other problems.

This has been a living hell. Hopefully I can at least get a diagnosis.

Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Kyouko! And me.

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See
>moka

this

overwatch and internet dying. Nothing much more than that

>Checked
Quads of truth
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The hell is this?
Na nigga here youtube.com/watch?v=vsxsyZqmmlQ

Hanako here

>study edition

>claiming the worst idol

Please no not this
Never this
>ive ran out of sad mokas now im gonna post with these
>moka

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I play a lot of D.Va and Roadhog. I want to learn Reinhardt at some point. PC for me

>she doesn't

Super cute. I'm gonna go back to watching that episode because I didn't actually finish it
>and not because I want to watch that scene again.

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Got you
kissanime dot to/M/Anime/JoJo-s-Bizarre-Adventure-2012

No sad!

Night

Trying to get mods again for swbf2

Pool milinda is too innocent to rape others

Checked, m'smugger

Why? She's adorable

I know right. That was in a scene where she forced herself on someone too, so its perfect.
I know right. Cute as dicks.
>someone trying to stump the smug

Then the grind will be better!
The gym was exactly like that kek
Use proper form and don't be shy to ask anything if you aren't sure about something~
topkek
Goodnight!
>rape

y tho?
Goodnight! Sleep well :)
what funk you bumpin my dude?
so offensive, well at least its done though right?
>i would win
yeah pretty much haha, id get wrecked
Fuck, that sounds like some shit man, i hope its not cancer! how long do you think youll be in the hospital?
Sounds like an annoying day haha
>nice rape face

This ship isnt gonna work out
Fuck whoever's idea was it and fuck shinoa for confirming it

>D.va
Mah fucking nigga!
>PC
D-Damn..

Hmmm good luck with that
>Trips checked

Why is only her lower lip have lipstick?
>Dubs checked

youtube.com/watch?v=6ev9BLgmQeA

They can maybe passionately rape you?

>shinoa

Dead end job
No future
Kissless level 19 wizard apprentice
No military career
No military career for another 5 months
>moka

You can sink it yourself, you know. Find a user that makes you happy.

Hey Hanako

>worst idol
I dont know if I would say that friend... Also, Hello!

kek I wont blame you if that was why you were re-watching... kek

>Checked.
Or is she?
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I remember that scene. Love that anime. Just finished that episode for my re-watch.

Yeah. Its all done now.
>Your damn right. kek

yeah its whatever. At least youre getting ripped though

Claiming Mr Belvedere

Also my ship is sinking
See here
>moka

There aint nobody to satisfy me

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Sleep tight.

Still doing Overwatch?

Haha, opposite for me. Thanks man, shouldn't be to hard. Did you take all of yours?

Where'd that handle come from?

You da real MVP.

>Kissanime
>muh adds

Wew lad.

Pretty much this.

Pick up your clothes!

Its more a mood ring than lipstick.
>red means you're safe
>purple means run
Nah, I dont think Milinda has it in her to hurt someone intentionally.
These guys know whats up

Ancient Fairy Dragon Loli Waifu Ruca reporting for best waifu in series.

I picked her just to annoy one of my friends who doesn't watch anime, who then called me a weeb. So I kept playing as her and just ended up really liking her

>sexualizing Yuuki ever
There are some lines we don't cross lol

No idea, just got the admission. Things are really unclear still.

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I seem to be late.

I don't think my waifu is capable of such a thing, but here we go anyway

Whoa, okay then. I think I came in at a bad time.

I'll just... make my way out... If you'll excuse me.

Dildo on a drone claimed

>muh gets this thread
>someone gimme da penta

>Rory-sama

Hot.

I don't know, you're so bright it seems like day.

>jenny claim
Whaddya guys up to?

10/10

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Wot? Need to watch gate after Im done with my current animu

Ive already liked her from the start with her design, is like bubble gum with mech

Trying yeah.
>You like?

kek okay

>Checked.
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Kek No need to leave friend!

Penis in your own ass claimed

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Carlton claimed

>hand hugs

yes

THE GRIND WILL BE MORE FRUSTRATING UNTILL I GET MY AIRCRAFT CARRIER

sanic claimed

Posting our waifu's rape face

What're ya thinking about?

>angry ship is angry

Why

I read that in a really pissed off voice lmao. I don't know what I'm fucking up on :/

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You are way too innocent for this

Gotta turn off ad block block and just hide them since it gives you the option to

What if yuuki get a bit sexy?~

Eh

Women's lust are much more than men when you get them in the mood

Getting a swbf2 mod to work

Hehe

Hot, hot

Claiming epileptic Simpsons

The hell you on? I want some

Let me rephrase that
>someone she loves
Its never explained in the anime but her lipstick changes according to how many dead souls are aroind her. More souls to pass on means more aggression from her.
>and this is what happens if shes not killing and sending the souls

spongebob claimed

Claiming Jew piano

This made me kek I'll give you that m8

Your calling me too innocent yet your over there torturing poor Yuuki? Bully....

Kek fair point...

Can we not?

That some dark souls shit right there
>I like it