How does one approach girls in public without being "creepy"?

How does one approach girls in public without being "creepy"?

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you don't.

be good looking

be good looking

1.be attractive
2.talk to them

Easy, don't approach them at all.

Took my answer lol

Always strategy the conversation off with "its ok,I'm not going to rape you"
Then ask them which gender/otherkin they identify as

Does anyone even do that anymore? I don't think women would understand what you're trying to accomplish and just think you're a weirdo. Social media has overtaken that realm of society, it's just not something people do anymore. Girls probably won't understand what your objective is and just think you're a creepy pervert.
Just do the normal thing and fuck a bitch off tinder

Sounds legit.

whip out your dick before talking

Look important. The tuna will flow in.

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>strategy
Meant start*

dont look like shit

admit to self that you'll never approach their week old shit and suffer in silence knowing you're destined for low class slum cunt for the rest of your life. but hey, you've got your health... right? you've got that workin' for ya. Yeah. That's somthin' right?

I live in the middle of nowhere. Only the absolute bottom of the barrel girls go on Tinder.

>be really charming and good looking
>be fucking hilarious and still pretty decent looking

those are your options.

be drunk dumbass, and keep about $500 in your pockets in fifty dollar bills.

With your testicles hanging out of course. Its a very reliable ice breaker that usually makes girls smile. Good Luck.

try from the front and look at their eyes.

Don't be on Sup Forums

this
it is now impossible to approach people you dont know

i think the key to this is there is no such thing as approaching a girl without being awkward. there's no set protocol for courtship much as there isn't for anything else in life, really. so, just get out there and go for it and try to have some fun in the safety of this knowledge.

>Are you attractive?
>Are you in shape?
Then light conversation might lead somwhere
>are you average or ugly
Don't bother you'll waste your time
>are you fat or slightly overweight
Don't bother you'll waste your time

The only thing that can override ugliness and being a fat fuck with women is blatant cash flashing and having lots of fucking money. Women are materialistic by nature it almost never fails.

Act quickly. Avoid being seen or heard.

It depends. Seriously, some guys just have a bearing that initially "creeps" women out. Being attractive helps. Having good social skills helps (but for nearly everyone social skills require effort that can only be gotten through *trying* with women, and often getting shut down plenty).

Really, if you're not attractive the instant meet, converse, and get number game doesn't tend to go very well. You could always work out and work on your looks, but that can only get you so far.

If you have a good personality and sense of humor, conversely to popular belief, women DO notice that... but it takes time, particularly if you're less physically appealing. The longer exposure game works better for guys like us.

It's when coworkers/fellow students/female gym friends get to know you (who may actually initially find you creepy and awkward), find out that you're not that bad, find out that they really like who you are even though you may not be the hottest dude. Then you have a chance. Familiarity helps if you don't have your looks and pickup game razor sharp. I would *highly* recommend working somewhere with mostly females, this will make you alpha male by default, even if you're nowhere near alpha, and you'll have sex/dating options that you never dreamed possible. Even if it's just a part time gig for extra cash. Not to mention working around all women will make you get used to approaching them, talking to them, and picking them up. It will MAKE you get used to it which will help your game immensely.

But just the standard small talk and receive number is pretty difficult if you aren't a good looking smooth talker.... but you can get there. In the mean time find a place or job to do where there are many women around. Chat it up with one regularly. After a few chats, if you're hitting it off, ask her to hang (never call it a date, reduces your chances). If she agrees to hang out with you alone, things happen, it's just biological.

I understand being not ugly and being wealthy is a plus. I have that covered.

I just don't know what opening lines to use that won't get me rape charges.

this is probably the only worthy advice the thread will see

tell them your dan Shnieder and can make them a Disney starlet

I'm not autistic. I know how to talk to people.
I just don't get how to approach the opposite sex in informal settings.

If you have money i would advise you to just hire whores and escorts to get used to talking to women in general.

Ask them a question. Ask them about the area.

Do you have more of her?

I know how to talk to women. Randomly approaching someone you never met is a completely different issue.

This. Dont forget these

With a mask and from behind. If they cant see you it isnt creepy.

>step one
Pretend your filming a kissing prank
>step two
Find willing attention whore
>step three
Profit??

Uglyasss
You just say hey wassup
Bro girls want to talk don't be a faggot and get some pussy

Thats some serious depression bro. What happened? Girl cheat on you?

1. If you're ugly or fat you have no chance. Remember, girls are way picker than guys. Even an ugly cunt has more to choose from than a average guy.

2. If you are lucky enough to be goodlooking, you must first stare at them at a distance hoping they notice. If they smile, then you go talk to them. If they ignore you, then you leave them the fuck alone.

Laughing at this egohead making assumptions on Sup Forums
I'm female

LMFAO PIC RELATED

Don't worry, once your testicles drop, you'll be able to handle shit like a man.

Hide in the shadows. Approach from behind. Tread quietly. What can't be seen can't be creepy.

>be clean, good looking, well dressed
>create impression of high self esteem
>create impression of strength
>create impression of having money

i really hope you get raped one day.

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dude, that's no depression - at least the dude is getting pussy - but mostly that's the way it goes...you'll see hundreds of girls that you'd like to approach in your life-time but only a handful that you will whether out of low self-esteem or whatever...no biggie

so you will know the rule

I'm in my mid 20s and still have girls like this I talk to and go out with.

"excuse me, miss? do you know of any clubs in the area i might go to? im single and i've got a ton of money and i want to blow it on someone as sexy as you."

This.
It's only appropriate to try and hook up with girls, or anyone in general, in situations and places where it's appropriate, such as clubs, parties, or dating sites.

rub your moose knuckle like you would rub a clit, and then say: "Hi girls, which one of you would like me to do this to you?" Works every time. :)

>autism isn't a spectrum

The easiest way I've found is to NOT prey. Be natural.

You can meet them as simple as frequenting a restaurant where a qt you like works. Just get her FB or give yours or something even if in a fucking drive thru.

I have cards from work with my info on it. I usually hand them one and tell them it's ok to text or call even if they dont need the service I provide.

Ive never had an issue.

Also, these two are mine too.

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>MFW being a plumber allows me to approach women easy and meet horny single mothers and cheating spouses and the occasional nympho college daughter

And I get along with and have dated all ages. Younger girls on average are much better looking than fems my age and older. Any older fems who are attractive are already taken.

I like to start younger and pay attention to her family especially her mom. If the mom looks good and I think I could be attracted to the girl when shes her moms age I go for it.

J-just like my 90s porns.

Little girls are easy. Just give her some candy, tell her you can follow her to her parents.
>grab her hand
>throw her into an alley or a forest.
>fuck her
>PROFIT??!!

Contrary to porn, if you're good looking and not some fat lard old man you get laid in careers requiring a home visit.

Because 90% of your clients will talk to you and make small talk. They're not gonna let somebody in their home and be empty silence even if you are working. Yeah you got your 10% where they say zero to you and let you work. But most people like being social. And if usually kids are a great way to start a conversation. Because in my experience at least.

>Child approaches me?
>"Watcha doin?"
>Cleaning the toilet sweetie
>"Why?"
>Somebody broke it
>"I DIDN'T BREAK IT I SWEAR"
>haha looks like its choking
>"Ewie is it poop?"
>Maybe
>"EWWWWWW"
>Que mother coming in
>Make small talk with mother about kids
>Yeah I got one of my own
>"Oh?"

and thats it

>the mom test
great strategy