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yorkshire is the best county in england

yorkshire isn't a county anymore grandad

>the city of yorkshire

how do people get fat? like i eat 2 meals a day and struggle to finish my dinner usually. and when i snack i eat apples or oranges or grapes. don't these people realise how disgusting they look

very good post

he wasn't alone

I eat chocolate every single day and have dropped as low as 44kg

be honest lads

am I gonna make it?

this fuckin captcha has BURNLEY in it lads

WAHEY BURNLEY BURNLEY BURNLEY WAHEY

nobody gives a shit about your bullshit pictures of other people you dick sneeze

wonder what assad does these days, is he just hiding out in a bunker? can't imagine he's had a normal life the past few years what with his entire country being a warzone and half the population wanting him dead

it depends how fat they are
if they're horrifically obese then it's mental illness
if they're just a bit chubby but have a normal diet then it's likely genetic predisposition where they're meant to be a lot more active but aren't so they gain the weight

may I post a question about English here?

When I was a Neet for 3-4 months I definitely noticed myself start gaining weight. It's such a creeping slow process that I can only imagine it could get out of hand without realising it. Luckily I found a very active job and have since shed all the extra kilos I gained and I'm now really fit.

actual Syrians support Assad

youtube.com/watch?v=NMnM1Qww2xs

You just did

go for it

banging his hot wife
playing golf with Putin
planning a comfy retirement in the south of france

i got fat when i was a child and didnt become self-aware until i was 19

umm no

I was in the library and my crush came in and I hadn't eaten all day and my stomach rumbled but instead of the normal noise it made a really squeaky noise and her friend started laughing

Do you think they thought it was a fart or is it easy to tell the difference?

If you workout enough and eat the right shit, yeah. But no amount of work will fix your pancake nipples.

how do you you guys express 4 in English?

on top of the bus you fucking slitty eyed faggot

on top of

he is on top of the bus

on top of the bus

i find penis jokes really funny but poo and fart jokes offend me desu

absolute maniac

he is surfing the bus

he is an absolute madman

"absolute mad man"

Snowing again

he is one with the bus

not though is it, mild at best

then what situation is "he is in the bus"?

four is a killing word.

do you think you had a chance with her?

when the bus hasn't left yet

We wouldn't say that
Unless he was crawling around in the engine or caught in a wheel arch

You can use it interchangeably with "on the bus", although it sounds a little strange and perhaps emphasises the fact the subject is *inside* the bus. Depends on the context really.

it means the same as he is on the bus but we don't say that

never because a bus is a big thing with a large floor space that you're "on"

are american girls really turned off by foreskin?

Lmao

Because he dropped a barrel bomb on all the ones that didn't

When the bus isn't moving and the person saying "he is in the bus" is outside of the bus.

they'd probably say they are if they've never tried it

yeah um u should like uhh kill urself so gross :((

*emphasises the fact the subject is *inside* the bus*

>london ranked best city in the world

will northerners ever learn

nobody cares

its still 95% shit

>london ranked best city in the world
By who?

i genuinely think they expect it to be covering the head when your dick is hard

I would wager a yank girl might not even realise I have a foreskin

source?

...

never been but london looks like a miserable shithole, full of grey skies and pakis

*emphasises the fact my willy is *inside* your mum*

>london ranked best city in the world
by an idiot

what makes the north culturally different from the south? was it the vikings?

me

t. supreme being

p.s. /brit/ is also the best general on Sup Forums

how to get a north korean gf?

it's grim up north

s-stop this gimmick

Don't know why anyone would live outside of London

Everything else looks so miserable and grim, like you're rotting away living in some abandoned shithole

never had sex

it's not quite as simple as north vs south. parts of the south of england like cornwall are poor as shit whereas parts of the north like north yorkshire and cheshire are quite wealthy. but mostly it's because of most of the heavy industry was in the north

northerners are lazy scrotes stuck in the past

use talcum powder twice daily

Posting this again. I kind of love Ian.

I'm a foreigner student in 2008. Sat outside the department waiting for induction, smoking. This medium blond-haired, blue-eyed, skinny guy walks up to me and asks me if I'm here for the induction.

Months later, he starts drawing hearts on my notebook, and flirting with me 'for a laugh'. I tell him a bit later that I actually fancy him. He's got a girlfriend in Scotland. I say, okay, sure.

During those months, we go to a house party hosted by his ex-gf. She fancies me a bit, so they all get me drunk. As a "game", I was supposed to make out with her if I wanted to make out with Ian. FUCK YEAH. Make out with him a bit, really don't remember much.

Now, eight years later, and a bf for six years, I still think about him at night and how neat it'd've been to hold his hand, kiss his cheek, and kiss him.

I know you rorkes will find this disgusting, but to me it's still sad.

Nope but at least before I was just a nobody
Now I am probably some freak

don't believe it

didnt read this for a second time you bender

R A R E
A
R A R E
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had a meeting lads

did we work out that the aisha poster was a fake

I'll fight any one of you, right now

the point is whether the bus is moving or not?

hahah
my sides idk

having a cuppa

I would never say "in the bus", regardless of whether it's moving

it doesn't matter if the bus is moving or not we always say "hes on the bus", "hes in the bus" just sounds weird

No the point is whether you want to emphasise the person's physical location.

Even then, most people probably wouldn't say it.

Went to uni and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me

no, you'd never say you're "in the bus"

my mum has smoked for nearly 40 years and she doesn't have cancer or even emphysema

checkmate atheists

no, it's because it's big and you walk onto it rather than climb into it

you get on a train
you get on a bus
you get in a taxi
you get in a car

this is why Korea is superior

HE'S IN THE BUS SOMEONE HELP HIM HE'S BEING WRAPPED ROUND THE ENGINE SOMEONE STOP AAAHHHHHHH

>put my shoes on
>wearing the wrong pants
FINAL STRAW

Trapped in the bus?

same for my dad except it's been 53 years

>tfw you're slowly training your gf for anal
Excellent feel

the bus is treated more like a service than a taxi
you get on the bus because you also get off it

what have your pants got to do with your shoes? how can you even have the wrong pants, are they your gf's?

my grandad died when he was 55 from lung cancer

he'd only been smoking for 20 years haha

For all intents and purposes, you won't need to use "in the bus".

There are only a tiny handful of situations in which it might be used by a native speaker and in all of them you could just as well say "on the bus" instead with no problem.

you and me both brutha