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Femanon here. I've recently been 'dating' this guy who is your stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed. 100% virgin and has never had a girlfriend. Because of all this I'm not sure how to proceed further than dates. Our dates are a lot like when we normally hangout but usually in restaurants or cafes instead of at his place or mine. I wanna kiss him and bang him but i'm afraid to scare him? His best friend told me he doesn't even know if he's ever kissed a girl so I'm afraid to overwhelm him.

What do

just kiss him and fuck him, don't hold him to expectations.

he'll probably nut in 2 minutes
or lose his boner

or keep his boner but not cum at all.

one of these things will happen, don't get offended.

You're asking on a site full of dweebs and neckbeards for advice, not a great move.

better off talking to your bf yourself.

also, tits or gtfo.

a) make the first move.
start with a peck on the cheek and go on from there.
b) speak to him, be tactful though. or literally just ask. 'can i kiss you?'
hope that helps

Sit on his lap during something mundane. Like while he's playing one of his games. Grind a little.

Let him figure it out.

Post your tits with a timestamp.

Tits or GTFO

Don't do this, we WON'T figure it out...

He is literally just waiting for you to do it because he's so beta, so just fucking do it, faggot.

You could kill yourself.

What a lucky guy. Usually the situation is other way around.

Tell him what you feel. He can't turn you down, if he's attracted to you. If the thing is mutual, proceed to the next phase and you know the rest. He won't stand a chance in burgering the situation.

find someone who isn't a beta cuck

I'm not too worried about what will happen when we get to that point.

I'm asking the neckbeards and dweebs for advice hoping they'll give me some advice from their perspective.

Sorry for the late response, had to tits or gtfo

>stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed

Stopped reading.

please refer to

Just tell him what you want. He just needs permission.

It's me Sarah. You know I browse Sup Forums

Take it easy maybe invite him to your place if he's down for that. Don't go straight for sex but maybe work your way up to it over a few times. Start by just being touchy, grab his arm hug him stuff like that. Then kiss him eventually and just keep progressing. Also do you play games?

honestly,


go down on him.

tits and gtfo in this case

Wait does this mean what I fucking think it means?

Oh shit nigga

tl;dr

OP here. Who tf is Sarah. Sorry my dude.

It's really simple.

he's a guy, he has a dick, he wants sex, but he's a dweeb, so he doesn't have the confidence to ask or initiate.


Literally, just sit on his lap or lay on his lay and rub his dick through his pants, he'll get the message.

if you're both 21+ for the love of god get drunk and fuck, no one ever loses their virginity sober, I can't imagine how horrible that would be.

>lay on his lay
kek, lap*

Are you a virgin?

Was fine just a little akward at first

OP here.

Drinking age is 19 here because we're not American.

He doesn't drink because he is part of a minority with an exceptionally higher alcoholism percentage. I have never been drunk around him out of respect of his choice.

also, I unfortunately lost my virginity while sober.

That picture makes your arms look super hairy.
That said, just talk to him. Or kiss him and then tell him you want to bone him.

Also, above user is right. He'll likely either cum immediately, or be forever abone. Either way, don't take it personally. It comes from no real sex/too much masturbation/porn/whatever.

>go down on him.
Can't go wrong, sister, trust me

rape him nicely. he will love you for that.

Dude...please...shave your arm, then totally go for that guy live happy life together etc

I did. It was terrible. And it was situation, when I was extremely tired physically and mentally. And the girl didn't even want any kind of foreplay, which would've helped a lot. So, the thing went south, so to say.

are you dating a second grader or an autist?

Ask to play vidya at his place

Take his Weinberg out.

>that wasn't autocorrect

weird tits

He's just very unsure of what he is allowed to do in this situation because it's undiscovered territory.

He probably know what he's supposed to act like in theory but it's a huge task to ask someone to act 100% confident in a situation they've never been in.

You have to do something small to ease up the situation while he still feels that he has some control (if he's not into being totally dominated himself). Cant say exactly what it would be though.

Maybe talk about it (without judging/coming on to strong), be gentle and let him touch you.

Oh he's ripe for the taking. In his mind, he's already fucked you in every room in his parents house. He wants to fuck you, he just doesn't know how to proceed. You are going to have to be a tad aggressive. Subtlety isn't going to work on him.

Tell him exactly what you just said.

Overwhelm his ass and ride his cock into paying attention to you. Damn

Tell him to come over
Sit on your bed watch a movie
Start kissing him
Now just proceed to go down, open his shorts and suck his dick

Just Do it, if hes a dweeb he wishes for it but wont ever start anything couse hes too pussy

Fucking slut

Want some quality fuckin help? Start your next thread with a pic of your fat tits and timestamp.... disprespectful cow

Well if you still there just rape him dont be fagget take his fucking little cock and stick it into your stanky vagina.

i'm an aspie who went to a bunch of gigs with a girl i liked; at the time, i didn't realise the feeling was mutual and that they were 'dates'. i never made a move and she stopped talking to me. feels bad but oh well. the point is: be direct.

Yaknow, kissing for guys like him (and me?) is way more intimate, than blojob, or fucking in general even, so start with your throat, bich.

What the heck is overwatch?

lost

You have literally all the information in the world at your fingertips. It's a miracle that not enough people appreciate, including you, you spaz.

This describes me pretty well. Wait a minute...

>burgering the situation

>burgering

It won't scare him in any way. Why should that scare him?

could we maybe have a better pic of your tits?

I liked that picture fine

i like it to but it a bit close

Shes fat
Picture wont get any better

I fapped so hard to this pic. Thx sexcee femanon

she fat big shit tits are tits

Hey. Don't burger up the situation

>Tell him what you feel
fuckin no, just no. Just make an obvious move and see what happens

Not sure if bait or gold mine

im aspie-ish. my g/f and i dated for two months, she had to make the first move.

i was dropping her off and home and she goes 'do you trust me?' - i responded yeah, then she leaned in and kissed me.

we ended up fucking the following weekend. so, try that

and shave that arm ffs

Kissless virgin here. But not neckbeard/dweeb so I'm holding off on kms. 2 times in my life girls got physical with me. The relevant one was like suggested. The only problem is that I got so hard when she put her legs in my lap that I got dizzy and felt like I was going to pass out. I tried to speak but I couldn't as in physically because I felt that I would seriously start speaking caveman gibberish. Good luck. We're a tough nut to crack.

>Unfortunately

If it was with a person you care for, then sober was a good choice. Drunk sex with randoms is fucking awful compared to love making.

I lost my virginity sober to the woman I loved. I was a dweeb and I remember our first kiss was the girl sitting on me while I was laying on my back and she just kissed me. I wouldn't want to be drunk. We were dating for three weeks before we made love, but I was taking initiative before, I massaged her loins (not a native english speaker, hopefully I said it right) and fingered her on my own after third day of dating.

You sound like you write poetry on normiebook.

jesus fuck shave those caveman arms

Luld

Talk to him like a normal fucking human?? You have no idea if he's interested in sex right now or not.

Ask.

>open his shorts and suck his dick

LOL I love this line. Neckbeards wandering around in basketball shorts and shit. You all look like fucking children. Put on some pants. Khakis, jeans, it's all fine. Just nothing with a track stripe on the side or draw string in it. Christ.

Bitches don't respect a guy in shorts. Basketball shorts, even less so.

Since he's a beta pussy like me he won't do shit all. You need to be the dominant one. Literally jump on him and rip his clothes off and gently kiss that little panicked face as you hold his shoulders down and fuck him.

Ok, this is really simple:
Take. The. Lead.

Flirt, stroke his legs with your heels under the table at a restaurant, wear something with a lot of cleavage, then go for a kiss, put some passion into it, get real close.
He'll get the message, but he'd probably be unsure because no experience so then say "want to go back to mine or yours?"

Sorted. Go do the sex, again you'll need to take the lead, probably.

>if hes interested in sex
>interested in sex
>if

Okay guys lets do a poll, whos not interested in sticking his dick in a chick (not talking to fags)

We got a fatty with hairy arms over here.
ABORT THREAD

vagoo pls

asexuals, probably

I just saw a "would you fuck my wife" thing in the catalog and the same thought occurred to me. Like, if you really want a good answer to that question, go to Men's Health or something. Don't ask a forum that is 98% populated by lonely outcasts that would fuck a roast beef as long as it was warmed up first.

kek

do something fun for his first time like let him fuck you in the ass

Good thing this faggot left

OP just keep telling him he's so big

Boost his confidence if you tell him that, it's really the only hurdle then from there you are good.

I lost my virginity being a little high (stoner fag here) but not drunk and I'll tell you seomething, sex is way better being high rather than drunk. When you are drunk you are not 100% conscious of what you are doing, being high you are conscious, but at the same time is like you don't care if you make something strange, you don't care at all. Fuck while smoking herb is awesom, fuck being drunk is awful

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Emma? Is that you?
(not Sarah poster)