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>I'm good friends with the narrator of Mythbusters
>I live next to the former prime minister of Australia

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no you dont.

I used to live in west philidelphia (born and raised)
Then some shit happened with some guys outside of school when i was playing some basketball with a friend and my mom got scared and sent me to live with relatives

Rough man. Rough.

Meh, let's go.
> I'm fluent in 4 languages: french, german, english and lasat (satanic)
> I've learned how to make nems and maki only to help an anorexic friend to get out of her sickness
> I wear two different size of shoes.

when i was in highschool I fucked my own shoe in the gym bathroom while there where teachers and a bunch students sitting right outside watching a movie(it was end of the year)
The toilet paper was cheap and rough as fuck so I cleaned up with my tie(college prep school)

This also wasnt the only time I did that.

Pretty dead here

come on faggots, we gotta shoe fucker in here im sure theres more to tell.

This thread would have more success with a girl on front pic... Sadly.

When I watch porn I ussually watch interacial anal bbws , and when I get close to blowing I like to imagine its my ass getting powerfucked by bbc

boris henry (the german olympia javelin thrower) was my babysitter once, because at that time he was together with my half-sister

what is your mother tongue, Kackfraze?

alright. i once made mad faces to a monk so much that he started laughing, and we laughed together, good times

and then he kung fu'ed the shit out of you?

>I was a peeping tom from ages 12-17
>also a klepto. Must have lifted over 7000 worth of March over last 16 years

When I was 5 i was obsessed with my mothers ass and would grope her when she was asleep.
even wore her underwear on my head.

it was in thailand, so I guess no

so he blew a "women's" cum-load up your ass?

I'm french

>5

if you are good at stealing and actually are able to sell that stuff afterwards, I would not stop, if I were you.

I'm too stupid to steal so I probably won't do it ever, but I could use some extra money from such actions

Because i have allot of health issues(physical and emotional) I decided to swear off women/relationships for a year while I get my shit together and I got one of these to fuck cause using your hand is fucking boring( also I got the white version)

sexy french accent in your german, hm? nice!

yeah, i was sexually awakened at a young age( 4 i think) but thats a story for another time.

> i got drunk with Sam Losco and T from the Trailer Park Boys

kek

kek, yes, it was meditated tho

I sold some of it. Like the vidya and electronics. Some other stuff is just like cigarettes and food

You need some of these.

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no word of a lie
> I lost my job 4 years ago
> some fuck up idk what - still being paid the exact same as i was when i was working

you know the first time i watched it, i thought a girl was actually under that pillow. These are legit

a lil' extra money is allways good and the big shops can affort that loss, so I don't see a problem with it

I call bullshit!

where to get them and how much are they?

Link so others may purchase?

sauce? what brand/model is that? I like but its look kinda too big, like it wouldnt even be tight.
Still the one i got is pretty is nice anyway

I'm murdering O.P. right now.

>select all images with waffles

shit...nevermind. I'm makin waffles

got distracted

>verification expired

>select all pancakes

fuuuuuuuck.

uuuggh just go get REAL pussy

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Theres supposed to be a newer model called the bubble butt, but its fucking expensive.

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>have been told one of my ancestors on my father's side helped start WW1, told he assassinated or killed someone that helped kick off the war.

my brother was the MVP pitcher of the 2000 MLB National League Championship Series

I said before, I have a llot of issues im working through. its better to wait till i get my shit together before I go pussy hunting. and like i said before,using my hand for 6 months would be fucking boring.

tell me if his weiner was grey and we'll be makin rubber!

You're related to Sir Han Sir Han?

>my life has been shit since I came here.
>I had a 3 leg dog

I left my country (venezuela) about 11 years ago because me and my family thought it was going to shit, we where righy
First moved to a super cool island on the caribbean and then moved to spain.
I like my pizza with pinapple
My ex is corean
I have a pen pal who is a philppine priest and we write to each other every three months

so your dog has more interesting things to say than you, lol


let your dog keyboard and chair, please.

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She's dead now faggot. She was pissing and shitting blood out of her ass after throwing her back out. I had to put her down.

She was a fucking killer tho. One time she waited for a ground hog to have her babies, then massacred them all.

You fucking nigger, I always thought my life is gonna end up like that idk why.

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kek

No joke this happened to me for like a year after i got fired. Paid in full every month. And i was working elsewhere too so double paycheque

>transfer to uni engineering college in the fall
>think i have chlamydia

what type, Im in Aerospace myself.