24 Hours of Le Mans Thread #3: /o/ is a shit board Edition

Previous Thread Now entering the 19th Hour

Spotter Guide:
lemans.org/explorer/pdf/courses/2016/24-heures-du-mans/spotter-guide-24-heures-du-mans-2016.pdf

Entry List:
lemans.org/explorer/pdf/courses/2016/24-heures-du-mans/entry-list-24-heures-du-mans-2016.pdf

Qualifying Results:
lemans.org/explorer/pdf/courses/2016/24-heures-du-mans/classification/24-heures-du-mans-2016-qualifying-practice_combined.pdf

RLM Studio Cam:
youtube.com/watch?v=UolF3CXLhN4

Streams:
ustream.tv/channel/SPG5XyXq3pc
youu.mooo.com/wl/wat-live.html
youtube.com/watch?v=vSZFFj14zc4
ustream.tv/channel/BeWHrdN93PS
ustream.tv/channel/wat-live1/pop-out
ustream.tv/embed/18270787


Onboard Cameras:
>Ford
youtube.com/watch?v=hq8Slcs84Ic
>Porsche
porsche.com/international/motorsportandevents/motorsport/worksracing/raceseries/fiawec/livestreaming/
>Audi
audi-motorsport.com/de/en/wec/events/le_mans_race.html

Rain Dance Tutorial:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hlz32p1Hj8Q

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=pBy-HsYzs9w
youtube.com/watch?v=NUjaJuAbdkw
youtube.com/watch?v=OsCwrjhWTs4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

MAKE LE MANS GREAT AGAIN

First for fuck ferd

RAIN IN 5

Is GTE Am actually a race, GTE Pro is dead to me

INVESTIGATION

i gotta poop so bad that my butt would probably explode if i bent over to untie my shoes

why does God hate me?!

post kammerjunker

Those look great.

Because you touch yourself at night

Porsche would look so much better in old colours

Why do you need to untie shoes to shit?

Crap in a bowl

american use shoes inside their houses

they also use shoes while swimming

A wasted opportunity is what they are. Even if they'd embarrassed themselves a bit with a historic livery and losing. But, fuck, they would've looked SO much better.

nope.

Best LM Audi coming through.

looks like a toothpaste tube

The factory LMP factory teams only know a color palette of white, gray, black, and red

You may be underestimating just how retarded the new GT is shaped.

>BoP levels the playing field

>losing

No webms today?

quite dreadful stream experience for me, been struggling to keep the yt stream and RLM synced, such is lyfe :((((

I use my shoes inside the house, am i supposed to take them out jus tot shit?
Get that canadian shit outta here

V I L A N D E R

>ferrari bullying the corvette

>tfw Ford didn't ask for a bailout like the other american auto makers

I just use youtube

FORD
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Idiot. Ford are fucking morons and cowards! Ferrari (dominated the whole season) has a smaller restrictor and 40kg more than Ford thanks to those Ford-cheaters.
Their victory isn't worth shit.

>this """""BoP""""""""

Reminder the Audi R8 is the greatest car of Le Mans

pls ferrari gearbox don't betray toni

could someone fill me in with the major habbenings so far? what's with the #7 audi?

purple making a return when?

>literal assmad

wasn't that the one with the broken turbo?

>aston martins still looking like "wanna pray game?"

...

perfectly balanced

#89 is a retirement after its crash

He's not wrong though.

>This mad

Go back to /o/ please

why can't aston martin compete?

>implying

12 year old car, mainly.

They have an old as fuck car with halfassed updates and nobody is listening to their BoP bitching this year with the Ford/Ferrari history maymay.

Depends on where in the US you live, it's a pretty big country.

For the most part Americans don't wear shoes in the house, but there are some that do.

just wait dansky jr will win this

>V8 vantage
>12 year old
huh?

Ford 1-2-3 within the hour.

>somehow AF Corse are such colossal fuckups it's Porsche and Aston Martin in 5th and 6th

>implying implications

its an Sup Forums meme

The Audi has more wins :^)

if you guys like cars so much, why not just watch me drive to work?

youtube.com/watch?v=pBy-HsYzs9w

Were can I see these beauties with my own eyes?
Do they still exist?

>implying you own a Ford Fiesta let alone a Ford GT

theyre either in museums or in private collections

Go to Spa-Francorchamps, they have classic race cars meetings or something like that

>for a moment an Aston Martin was the car with the third fastest best lap in GTE
Wadafug

All the Fords into the 52s now though. I almost feel like they're trying to outrun the Ferraris little enough to not get penalized.

Look around google. There are historic car meetings, where they run

youtube.com/watch?v=NUjaJuAbdkw

Like Also before the start of this race, there was the historic trophy.

>private collections
>someone keeps them hidden away

Some privateers and rich hobbyists own them and bring them out to special events (Goodwood speed festival and such), but your best bet would be ot visit Mercedes Benz's museum to see it in person.

Audi had literally no competition (excluding 2003) in the last 13 years. Sad especially sine BMW was poised to dominate after effortlessly winning in 1999 with the legendary V12 LMR

An lmp1 spins out

Cooking with Toyota

youtube.com/watch?v=OsCwrjhWTs4

If that's a surprise to you, you better not get "emotionally" invested in classic cars. The amount of stuff hidden away, and I do mean seriously hidden away, is insane.

>muh no competition meme

Great success! So their sandbagging-bullshit worked great for them. I bet the marketing-assholes from Ford are jerking each other off right now.

>Sauber C9

HNNNNGGGHHHH. Fugg Group C cars were sexy, its sad that Group C became to dangerous and they had top change regulations.

I'd prefer it to be hidden away and preserved than left in a field or a barn to rot away.

This helicopter pilot

...

This.

calm down adolf

And most of the ones that we see have been crashed enough to have their parts replaced twice over. There's some vintage GT40s where the only original part is the serial plate

...

go shitpost on please

ITS LITERALLY NOT A MEME IF EVERYONE SAYS IT. Toyota was retarded, Nissan has always promised a lot and delivered little (RC90, RC92, R390 GT1 e.t.c) Lola has always been a meme. Porsche wasn't taking part in LMP1, Audi has bottomless pockets. They really had no competition

That much is true. But it's incomparable to being actually driven and cared for.
>the Brunei collection of several thousand cars, literal boatloads of them one-offs or stupid rare, that's literally melting in un-climated garages.

Pic related, though not necessarily in rareness.

>effortlessly
>only won by a significant margin because the car catching it got biffed by another BMW 20 laps down

FU emu-boy.

How much the windshield cleaner is getting paid ?
Does he do other stuff beside that ?
I would do it for free t b h

Dont forget that its a french race that has always been dominated by Germans.

>Peugeot's biggest accomplishment is setting the speed record in a ticking time bomb of a car

>dangerous
Wat

They changed to 3.5L engines because Bernie is a cunt and wanted to force sports car manufacturers into F1 (spoilers: it worked) then it died because nobody wanted to build 3.5L Group C cars.

they're usually mechanics or engineers that volunteer for it

Though peugeot always had some really sexy Group C designs.

Where's that pit-entry-warning siren? I can't hear it for shit this year.

Don't bother. This user is from /o/. I can't wait for him to post threads about the ford winning, only to be flooded by pics of the TS050. As they usually like to damage control, GTE doens't matter anyway. This happened all the time after it lost to the ferrari and the corvette. Don't expect a similar performance in nurburgring, if they dare to show up of course.

>skip the beginning of the race to show GOLF
>only show le mans for 2 hours
>time for MELLO YELLO DRAG RACING
FUCK YOU FS1

All of racing had become extremely deadly in the late 80s, not just prototype racing, and this ushered a wave of rule changes all over the motorsport world. NASCAR, Group B rallying, Formula 1... it was universal.

Stop taking memes seriously aspie

Back to FS2 famalam

maybe if they pay fox more we can get more hd coverage

>Twentybore hours of lemons

>Jokes on them, I was merely pretending xD

The porsche 956/962 was the best car ever made

did any of the gteĀ“s broke the 300kmh mark during the race?

porsche is so elite

why does anyone else even try

post yfw you realised there won't be an AF Corse or ferrari win today

>actually watching the full 24 hours

The only interesting spots is the start, overnight and finish

...everything else boredom

With that said...anyone got a link to a stream,

Or the MOE BILL WON RADIOOOHH LA MANNS