Ask a Satanist anything

Ask a Satanist anything

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Do you cut yourself with that edge?

Do you get answers or is it the same shit with a different story ?

Orgies yes or no?
Rituals?

How do you become so retarded

y tho?

do you like to copy images from the internet into normal threads?

Any grimoire recomendation?

Do you think the nine satanic statements was made by humans? or Satan ilustrates the author?

Have you tryed a summoning retual??

Ever been fucked by a goat?

are you a goat?

How's 8th grade going?

Hows the eighth grade going?

can you prove it?

Have you seen the movie Rosemary's Baby?

What is the second password?

Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan so when I do cut myself, I bleed emo deathcore instead of blood

No, Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and that hasnt changed.

As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, i must abstain from sex. Rituals, yes I participate in and actually host rituals

Hey, fuck off. You should know better than to call me a retard because im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.

Yup

As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, i can say the 9 statements were made hy powers higher than the normal humans. I can also say that andy sixx is so fucking hot that i just wanna suck a log of shit out of his ass hole

Yes, yes i have

Get out of here with that. The Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan doesnt have time for that shit

Its going great

Nope

watch rosemary's baby mate it's a 60s movie about some girl who gets banged by the devil

Why does satan pick on people who are mentally ill or addicted or abuse survivors or sum such. Is he really that much of a coward low self esteem wood nymph?

How is the summer before high school going?

Definately

Satan doesnt pick on the ill. As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, i can say that we do not, ever, pick on people less fortunate than us... because we curse fuckers who think theyre more powerful than me or more emoer than me or gothicer than me or more punckcoreier than me or more hardcorer than me or more deathcorer than me, and we do that as a way to set an example to anyone else who wants to challenhe the almighty power of satan. Heil satan! BVB Army forever!

Its going great.

How long have you been practicing copypasta shit posting?

What's your favorite cereal?

>i can say that we do not, ever, pick on people less fortunate than u
weelll.. I was talking about Satan not you all.. Cuz I know he does for a fact.

What do the runes on each point of the Pentagram mean?

Do you know it's all bullshit?

ever notice santa is actually satan and jesus is caesar?

caesus - Wiktionary
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/caesus
Participle[edit]. caesus m (feminine caesa, neuter caesum); first/second declension · cut, hewn, felled · struck, beaten · killed ...

there was a roman revolution and they carstrated caesar and the jew adopted the crucification to tie/cover over the representation and continued interests of the currently ruling aristocracies/oligarchies...

next revolution will happen in my life time.. civilisation overturn, collapse... then off to mars! but not for you... 100% of

Hey, bitch. I dont know who you think youre talking to, but im not some fucking common Joe, im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I cast you and your insolence from this thread and i curse you to an eternity in the abyss that is the mosh pit at a Blacl Veil Brides concert!
Bvb Army forever!
Heil Satan!

Satanic Frosted Flakes

No he does not. I should know Satan because im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and I work directly underneath him. I know exactly what Satan's objectives are and I can assure you, they are not to pick on the ill.

Im glad you ask, and as the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, im very happy to answer. Each Rune represents one of the emoest punkiest deathcoreist hardcoreist satan metal deathrock bands in the world. The first rune is for Black Veil Brides because theyre the hottest emoist rock band in the world and andy sixx is so fucking hot that i just wanna suck a log of shit out of his ass hole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then I want to give birth to that retarded human shit baby and then I want tosuck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fatfucking throbbing retarded human shit baby fucking cock until it cant take it anymore and then cums a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then i want to spit out thebretarded human shit baby cum out and use it as lubricant to finger my ass hole with.
The runes that follow are of course:
Blood on the Dance Floor
Hollywood Undead
Slayer
And lastly
Panic! At the Disco

No hey fuck you, bitch. How dare you say our religion is bullshit. I cast you from this thread and curse you into the abyss.

No, ive never noticed that.

>I know exactly what Satan's objectives are and I can assure you, they are not to pick on the ill.
yeah but I seen him do it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ancient_peoples_of_Italy#Celts

how many people have you sacrificed? ive got 420

When will you kill Islam, the religion of peace? Kek

mmk 1/10 for reply

what is your credit card information?
what is your address
how old are you?

not this guy again

how small are you?

No you havent. Im the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan and i know you havent.

As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, ive never personally sacrificed anybody. Ive watched 666 be carried out but it stopped there to fulfill my requirements to become the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.

We dont hate other religions, we just beat them in battle of the bands.

Fuck you, bitch. I cast you from this thread.

I have the Satan Platinum Plus Rewards card from Satan Capital Corporation, which is a division of Satan Capital Holdings Group, LLLC. Its number is 6666-6600-0066-6666.
You can reach me at

Church of Satan, Office of the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan
666 West Satan Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90077

Age is just a number created by society to rank us on our experience in shit. As the Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan, i have no age, only a tenture in my office.

No, thats not me. He doesnt even look like an Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan.

Bigger than you will ever be.

laveyan satanism or bullshit satanism?

is the wide spread of porn satans work ?

>Emo Gothic Darklord of Satan
fucking hell thats some heavy autism here...