Ugh so I bought a four loko at 8 this morning and just bought a 40 of natty ice at 12. Also got $16 of chinese food but who cares. I'm gonna be hung over at 4-5 fuck me.
Alcoholic+Degeneracy thread?
Post your stories of self-destructive behavior here.
How is that degenerate? You paid for your drinks and food. What's the problem here?
I mean eat small keep drinking u wont get hungover until u give up
>Woke up at 4am this morning to continue to housebreak my older rescue doge
>went and got an official transcript and receipt for all my tuition expenses so my employer will reimburse me
>Took doge outside again for a walk
>Vacuumed the house and washed all my clothes
>Took doge by vet for shots
>Read a few chapters of Catcher in the Rye
ohh wait, these are productive things.
>I guess I'm not a piece of shit like OP
Drinking a steel reserve
Oh shit
>wadddup
Damn son, I've never had one of dem but heard theyre good.
Yeah you could be a piece of shit like me, I cant really afford detergent until tommorow
we'll see brother
I'm bad at stealing and it was my parents money that they gave me
Trying to play some star wars knights of the old republic atm, in the valley of the sith lords about to go to naga sadows tomb (the last one, I think).
oh and is it true that if you a lot it will "absorb the alcohol" or is that just an urban myth and what actually happens is your body metabolizes the alcohol slower?
I dunno I just know when I eat a big meal I cant drink...
>a single 40
>hungover
you faggot
>4 Loko and 40oz of Natural Ice
>hung over
you didn't drink enough yet though. Also if you don't want hangovers, what I do is drink water in between beers. I'm three beers in and three cups of water in.
KOTOR is such an amazing game OP good choice, you being good or evil?
It's so satisfying not taking shit from anyone in that game
If a 40 and a 4 loko gets you drunk and or hung over you should probably kill yourself now faggot.
Well, Loko is really sugary and I get more hung over on those kind of things. Also wine gives the worst hangovers
try drinking 8 tallboys before noon, kid
I drank $5 vodka from walmart one time. Started around 8 in the morning, turned in an application drunk arouns 11 got home kept drinking and broke down crying around 6. Blacked out and woke up around 3am in my own piss. Fucken sucked
>FL has some law about selling malt liquor in certain size containers
>state doesn't have 40oz
>they have 32oz
I just moved and my new place doesn't have King Cobra and it suuucks. But, I'm the closest I've ever been to a liquor store, so now I buy those 99 Watermelon things. It's so much quicker to drink, it's worth the few extra cents.
Check them trips
How many ounces do you drink between beers? Does it kill your buzz?
I drink tallboys, 16oz, and then I've got this glass with measurements on the side and I only drink 6oz because I want to get back to booze. It goes by in 2-3 gulps and then I have to piss because it's so much more liquid, but no my buzz stays until I eat food
Just got off of 5 months on 24/7 sobriety program this morning. For fags who dont know 24/7 is a court ordered program that forces you to wear an ankle braclet that registers alcohol intake. Anything above a .01 puts you in jail.
What should my first drink be Sup Forumsros?
I gotta try this i always wake up with hangovers even off of 3 beers
whatever your favorite type of alcohol is Sup Forumsro!
thats only like 7 drinks dude?
Smoking killed my dad and alcoholism killed my grandfather (got drunk and drove off a bridge) and yet here I am drinking a leftover 40 of Steel Reserve from last night and smoking cigars.
Also walking out the front door of Walmart with a shopping cart full of stuff and going to jail, just narrowly avoiding a felony. Also getting drunk and yelling at cops from the back of a pickup truck on New Years Eve. Also blowing four holes in my house with a shotgun. Also I wanna try crack.
sound like you bait sympathy.
go be a faggot somewhere else. try facebook.
im going to summer camp
Good songs for you: Loko blues - Fidlar & Drinkig song by Ashtray
faggot
>Alcoholic+Degeneracy thread
>Posts basic info about alcoholism and degeneracy
hurr durr you bait sympathy.
And no I don't want or need sympathy. If anything I usually want people to leave me alone.
No 40s that's shit how do you get best bang for buck?
Here its 2 for $5 otd on cobra 40s
My birthday was the other day.
>Woke up early, popped a bar (xanax)
>got to the casino with my boys
>drank a bunch of drinks really quickly
>blacked out, ended up passing out while eating at the buffet
Fucking worst birthday ever.
Hell, you can two of em for right around 4 bucks after tax here. One good thing bout living in a rural area, everything is cheap as fuck.
Quit bitching that sounds like an awesome day
I've been drinking a bottle of New Amsterdam gin everyday for the past 6 days. Called in to work, said my arm was broken. Now I need to make fake hospital papers and shit if I want my job back
I imagine that sucked immediately following sobering up but later on that's gonna be a fun story.
Dam how are cigarette prices out there were at $6 apak
Part 2:
>Woke up at midnight (friends had been chilling/gambling without me while I was passed out.)
>Friends were bored and tired
>Watched beerfest while drinking at least 8 beers
>Conned friend J to buy me some food
>got back to the room, began eating salad
>suddenly get urge to puke
>quickly grab nearby plastic bag
>remain in bed while puking up guts
El fin
Got myself in a nasty cycle due to end of a work contract and a relationship. rough year, drinking everyday, giving myself a reason to binge every weekend. Wake up call was drinking a case of beer and half bottle of vodka in timespan of 12 hrs before i passed out. God forbid, I would have propably drank myself dead if given free hands.
Ended my cycle cold turkey, spent the week inside my apartment, hydrating, eating fatty foot and drinking green tea. Needless to say, I got the shakes and deliriums, you name it.
I'm still unemployed, but now I have the motivation back. I search for jobs, got myself a study placement and excersise rigoriously three hours a day. The good thing about being unemployed is, that you cannot afford hedonistic lifestyle.
Drinking should be enjoyable, not a habit. Cut out that shit from your life and clear the table. You can't enjoy alcohol if it's your master. You need to be the one on the reigns to enjoy the ride. Until you can do that, don't touch it.
Where I live Newports are a few cents shy of $7