Pls put a easy way to kill myself under here thanks

Pls put a easy way to kill myself under here thanks

Sudoku

old age

1.Jump in front of building
2.Jump in front of a train
3.Take a plane, then open the emergency door (killing everyone else with you too) and jump.
4.Eat a whole bottle of sleeping pills and get drunk
5.Shoot your own head

Jump off a building rather, you could jump in front of one being constructed I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It has to be quick and painless
And the dumbfuck that says painkillers can fuck off

All of those are quick and painless, why are you still here?

>sleeping pills

You realise that you don't fall asleep so much that you die a pretty nasty death due to destroying your liver right?

seriously just get old you'll die eventually i promise and it won't even take any effort

The more you know!

Put your neck on a train track and wait. Might want to take a photo for Sup Forums to pass the time.

I'm thinking about doing this actually. I could also stream it. I mean why not?

yolo

If you can access a car, I hear carbon monoxide is a way to go.

yodo also

It's a hell

Wrong, according to my religion you live multiple lives

>then open the emergency door (killing everyone else with you too) and jump.
once I asked a pilot and he told you couldn't even if you tried since the difference of pressure, it's like the inside of the airplane is under vacuum or some shit, there's no way you could be able to open and airplane door while cruising (unfortunately)

Prove it then, kill yourself and post as a butterfly.

If I were to kill myself I would probably come back as a Sup Forums poster, since that's the lowest of creatures

Oh boy, won't you be in for a surprise.

*cough* *cough*

How high should the bridge be to kill me?

Start low and work your way up.

You're a fucking idiot.

If i start low and go up higher i might break my legs and then i cant go higher -_-

google "suicide bag"
easy and painless

Just makes it more of a challenge m8.

Also, how entertaining would it be trying to escape the psych ward in a hospital dress and a wheenchair, and inching yourself closer and closer to eternal freedom while the police try to hunt you down and stop you?

K thx m8

I guess we have a different meaning of painless and quick

Dive head first off a building

That way at least you feel one last adrenaline rush


Or you could go out like a real man rob a bank and shoot a few cops while they shoot you to death

Painless and quick is boring. I'm pretty sure you'll be accepted into valhalla if your suicide is funny enough.

Guess ill biy a big microwave and a lot of unpopped popcorn to eat it and then go in the microwave

nah just turn the heat on your oven all the way up and climb inside

Wouldnt it be awesome to find someone you love in a microwave filled up with popcorn

Cut a head hole in the side of the microwave and put the popcorn in your mouth.

Shotgun to the head is proved to be the best, but i vote co2

Jump in front of a truck.

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put a plastic bag over your head

Not sure why those pics are here bit k

Haha underrated post

I dont want to be found by my family with a bag on my head
Im only 15 sinds monday so

What is a good way to make it look like a natural death

Eat some deadly berries during a nature walk.

Should I continue with the girls?

Nah bruh

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OK sorry about the boobs I take it back