If Kirby swallows you, what superpower does he get?

If Kirby swallows you, what superpower does he get?

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chronic masturbation

he will be the same but will have a giant schlong

Good, we both thought the same thing.

herpes

systematic oppression

type 2 diabetes

Depression

diminished self-esteem and violent delusions of grandeur
>swallow my load kirpy

He gets a nose that's a eight inch long boner.

Kinda like spongebob.

He becomes invisible to everyone around him

Ability to drink bleach and die

stage 4 brain cancer

High intelligence, nihilism and a wicked sense of humor

I know he'll turn into a huge faggot if he swallows OP

a 7 inch dick?
I dont have any other notable features.

kek

Only 7 inches, kek

he admins a meme page

they get all the powers of the jungle donkey
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which includes making explosions and dancing really well only in jungles.

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Tldr he gets a fedora

You do realise that this whole cite is one big circle Jerk right? Fucken newfag

Kirby gets to be a trans girl. lucky him!

assburgers

The power to steal bikes.

A better question is what power I get for managing to swallow kirby.

what's a cite?

Bipolar Depression

crippling depression

He gets the power to piss people off easily with a few choice words
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extreme spatial skills and visual perception


... and porn addiction

Erectile dysfunction

Unoriginality

Lol

Loan shark gullibility

these dubs