Hey something happened to my toe

hey something happened to my toe

whats with the mini shovel

OMG GO TO HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW ! NO JOKING DUDE

bumping for potential. Also moar

Shit user, what the fuck?

fuk Sup Forumsro u ok?

Use the ketchup on your toe, use mini shovel to cover wound

can noone else see the ketchup bottle...?

>hey guys something happen to my toe
>to my toe
>too
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God you're an idiot

Fake
I work at sound effects team in hollywood and i know prosthetic hands when i see one

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I can see from the blood wounds that this wounds was a self inflicted wound. The way the wound was wound around the blood wound is complacent (I don't know what complacent means) with other injured feet.

Pfft who do you think you're fooling with that spoon, it's obviously photoshopped in

Holy shit, dude! Are you OK?

My cousin's a paramedic. I can have him come over and check you out.

My friend died this way and I won't let it happen to you, user.

Godspeed, user. I'll have you in my prayers

dude its fake the ketchup is in the corner

Did you chpped your finger with that spoon? Eat carefully dude

Guys, are you fucking retarded? that's clearly fucking fake, I mean, who cuts stuff in the toilet sink?

That's not your toe, it's your thumb you dumb fuck..

This is his hand/finger not his toe you idiots. He's obviously hiding his finger and using ketchup as blood. I swear the fucking dumbasses on the internet sometimes...

Looking serious there Op, I'd get to the hospital really fast... Sonic fast. How's walking going?

Fuck off!

You summerfags think you know everything, but you don't.

Here's poor OP bleeding to death because he chopped his toe off with the mini shovel, and all you do is criticize?

Fuck you faggot. We're a family here, we help each other out.

It's obviously a foot you retarded faggot.

That's the fucking joke.

nigg see an H
>deduct is ketchup .

Where is the missing part?

it spun down the drain like any other liquid
virgin detected

is that a yakult?

Are you people crazy? Its not real!!! How am I the only one seeing this!?!? Its faaake. He's fine its a spoon its ketchup! Holy shit!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Off by one

Fuk.....am I found out?....

Is OP a died?

It's a pinky you dumb fuck

don't be idiot guys. Its ketchup not blood.

>hey something happened to my toe
Yeah, it's attached to an asshole.

Medfag here. I'm sorry OP but it looks like you're going to have to amputate the leg. It seems to be Shilley Faggitosis, god speed.

HOLY SHIT, REALLY?! I HOPE HIS TOE IS ACTUALLY OKAY.

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CALL 911 OP

Think about what you just did.. really .. just sit back amount, get a helicopter view and really really think, then come back and tell us how you feel. ok?

》》》joke》》》》》
(Your head)

If anything the sink is fake! But that's it!

The real issue here is whoever laid your floor tile pattern is a fucking asshole.

i'm gonna do it

Rekt bitch

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Kek the ketchup is right there in the corner you fags.

you fucking sick bastard

WTF!

Checked

CHECKED

COMBO!

awe... combo breaker..

So close

sauce pls

Wow your stupid theres cetchup next to it guys

My friend actually done this last week

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Heinz tomato ketchup

Retard

I have carefully scrutinized this image and have deduced that it is in fact authentic and undoctored.

Obviously had his finger removed for some reason. The skin is sealed over the top and that's just sauce

looks so fucking fake I can see the fake human skin paste and ketchup.

>being this retarded
Obviously OP cut off his finger with the spoon can't you see the blood?

OHMYGOD! what a fake, gtfo fag

jesus christ dude splint that up or youll be dead in 10 minutes

The Xray he sent me and I can show after they reattached

After Reattached

>making a picture of a computer screen with a shopped picture

He sent me an email of it. Best I could get

fake and gay

Another view

Oh god OP, you fucked up... RIP

Everyone posting in the thread has just caught faggotitus. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, guys.

This is fake! Omg are all you guys really this fucking autistic??

ouch shit man!

just gonna put that there

So are you going to tell us the story or just keep posting pics proving how shit at photoshop you are?

is it lethal?

Depends if you're an asshole it is.

He was cleaning his back wheel on his motor bike, to make the wheel spin he put it into first and then saw that there was some cloth stuck in the chain, thought it would be a great idea to try and grab it and... Bye thumb.

Oh shit.

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this, the amount of retarded people in this thread is too many

go to a fucking hospital man, this is serious

Your Imaginary friend sounds very autistic. Everybody knows you're supposed to use your penis to get cloth out of moving motorcycle chains. That way you don't get your fingers caught.

Thats what I said to him

That shits...
>trippy

How small are the spoons where you live??

Nice try, not falling for that one OP
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Depends how much you are willing to spend?
200K will get you a top of the range JCB branded spoon. Comes with front and rear loading and an extendable arm so you can eat cereal and shitpost at the same time without craning your neck.

>Let's play Find the New Fags

Did I win?

Jesus dude! What happened to your tomato?!

>kek
no