Why don't you like Portugal?

Why don't you like Portugal?

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But I do I love Portugal, especially Braga!

It's shit.

but i do

I love Portugal

>Implying

Why?
Cala-te irmã.

Backstabbers, traitors to the blood and england's lapdog.

Because it's heaven on earth.

>Spanish """tactics"""

They arent iber.

Fuck.Off.

Speino gets it right.

It's shit, and that's rich coming from an Algerian (Richer than the average Moortuguese)

eu gosto

Getting cucked by eternal anglo kek

your "son" country keep jumping the border despite given the independence they want.
fuck them

Thats false

I like Portugal

Unless if I'm playing Europa Universalis IV, then fuck Portugal and their backstabbing ways

our greatest allies

Too bad having England as an ally sucks

Your case is truly exceptional, the English actually fucked off of their little island and lended you a hand. Unseen forever since then and now.

We have tried helping them by sending troops to police the place but you can't magically make it perfect. Decolonization was a mistake

Yep, 100 English longbowmen must of been a really great help against an armie more than 4 times bigger than ours. Im not complaining but maybe 100 more wound be a nice gesture.

He's talking about Timor-Leste.
youtube.com/watch?v=g4nXsG47Ts4

I know

If Spanha is female, Portugal is what?

Of course I like you. We go back a long way since 1543.
Thank you for teaching me how to make a sponge cake.

It's true

What bullshit are you on about, algeria poorer than mexico bt many fold.

If Portugal payed their debts they'd be poorer than rwanda

Leaving behund 460 pisa scores in andqlycia with 90 iq.

Not my fault Inbred Habsburgs came

T. Economic ilketerate moor

We taught you how to speak proper properly :p
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_Japanese_words_of_Portuguese_origin

And gave you tempura and konpeito.

t. CHI
your spelling makes me wish to be illiterate

Moors are 385 pisa score and 80 iq.

Meanwhile in reality...

I honestly believe that Portugal is better than Spain in everything from Linguistic to Music to Culture

Wish you guys were more popular Spain is overrated

Wow! Rare! Look everyone, a cousin-marrying Mahgrebi remarking that the Hapsburgs were inbred.

>trusting things recorded by white people
That's like believing the earth is flat.

But the muslim part of the peninsula was an absolute shitole except 1 and a half centuries

best friends thanks for giving us tea time

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t. sister-marrying redneck

>kapitan

most of the innovation of Europe was in that area at that time, to a point where Andalusian moors felt ashamed to be grouped with Europeans.

It was always a shithole just some previous cultures and deeds were in that side.

No one saw andalusians as europeans, not even spaniards.

I'm ok with Portugal, but it's Olivenza, not Olivença.

That's the best you can do, Amir? Rather funny that your entire culture considers ARRANGED cousin marriage to be completely normal, isn't it?

When you marry your fat cousin Fatima just think of how lucky you are to be able to shitpost real countries (portugal, spain, usa) on Sup Forums

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_in_the_Middle_East

But that is literally what you people do>most of the innovation of Europe was in that area at that time, to a point where Andalusian moors felt ashamed to be grouped with Europeans.
Kek.You actually believe this crap.The southern part was okaish until the berber scum came in 1060.Then it became as backwards as N.African shitholes.The northern kingdoms had a higher GDP per capita,universities and real institutions while muslims only cared about how many goats Mohamed fucked

and pan

Always amazed me that bread was pan in Japanese, then I found out.

I'm not Muslim. I' protestant.
Better, no one wants to be grouped with that dark age shithole at that time.

Wtf lol. Al Andalus and Andalusia is not the same. Actually Andalusia is like the nemesis of Al Andalus (the triumph of Christianity and intolerance against islam).

Exactly,our culture is suebi/celt,their culture is andalusian/castillian

>protestant Algerian

Mohammad literally rolling in his grave, pbuh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Agincourt

What did he mean by this?

>dark age shithole
Hre xgarlemagne
Otto
Pippen
Byzantines
Italy

>I'm not Muslim. I' protestant.

Napoleon said that any country that didn't blockade trade with the British would be at war with France.
Portugal said fuck it and didn't blockade the british.
The royal family fuck off to Brazil and the british came to help our general defeat the françõis

Wew that a really good victory, but I was talkin about this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Aljubarrota

Should rename the provinces into basque names, lazy ass monarchs didnt care about what provinces they ruled.

>Should rename the provinces into basque names
Autist

...

>i should have cumstains of ahmed fucking my wife

vai te fuder que imagem fdppppppppppppppppppp
oque a kuruminha faz ai

I already purified my spanish and removed all arab words.

>No one saw andalusians as europeans, not even spaniards

That's not true.

First, you are confusing the Andalusia with Al Andalus, which is ridiculous, the Valencians, the Aragonese and even the Basques of Alava were part of Al Andalus in the past.

Second, Andalusians had and still have a big influence in the Spanish culture. Velázquez, Murillo, Lebrija, Isidore of Seville, Picasso, Bécquer...

Why would a Castillian king put a Basque name into a city that is 500km away from the Basque country? It is pretty fucking autistic.

look at the strength part

100 is enough
Andalusia is in the south m8

Escrava sexual?

Córdoba, Seville, Cádiz, Málaga... All important Andalusian cities have pre roman names.

Because basques are true spaniards and everything in spain should be in basque.

e esse br escravo ai e pros fetishes de cuck do rei gahahahaah

>Because basques are true spaniards and everything in spain should be in basque.
t. Autist.Basques are in fact pretty fucking dumb.They spend the most money in education and have average results in PISA. If we go by financing/ result ratio Basques are even worse than Andalucians. Idon't know why people that Basques are anything noteworthy

Basques are minority in the north.

portugal? is that a city in brazil???

Basques are not indo-european.Everything should be in european portuguese.

Canarias beats andalusia
Expel all noor bloods in andalusia when?

How retarded do you have to be? Castilians are true Spaniards

Wouldn't surprise me if the average colombian was that dumb

Iberians are not indo anythibg either , i am iber bot roman or latin.

com certeza ele ta brincando

According to the latest studies they came from the south of France to the Iberian peninsula much later than expected.

De certeza absoluta analítica?

>Basques are minority in the north
And a majority in the Basque country...
>Basque country %GDP spent in education
5%
>Castilla y Leon %GDP spent in education
2%.
Basques are pretty fucking mediocre

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Aren't Basques obsessed with independence?

>Iberians are not indo anythibg either , i am iber bot roman or latin.
jesus mate

Speaking latin is an insult to my peopñe who were divided and conquered and forced to speak latin.

Not right now.Their edgy phase is over.

just face it, your country is irrelevant

Being irrelevant isn't a bad thing

>tfw no portuguese gf to drink um bongo with

true

Colombia:shakira and pablo escobar
Portugal:Ronaldo,Mourinho,António Guterres.

my first girlfriend was originally from portugal

she had green eyes but was pretty average desu

i don't
they gave us great musical influence.
also light-eyed women who sadly get swept by tsunami

>colombia
do you also defend your country by attacking random african countries?