Why are these the only two countries without a totally embarrassing national anthem?

Why are these the only two countries without a totally embarrassing national anthem?

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>he said, with english as his only language

you don't like Russia's? brings me back to the CoD 4 days.

Russia and Germany have good ones of the countries currently playing in a tournament.

>anthems are poems

Our anthem is objectively the best

You have a cool kit, but the anthem sucks, let's be honest here.

They are, at least the ones from real countries with an actual culture.

Honorable mentions: France and Germany

France m8

all songs are poems you dumbass.

Hungary has the most moving national anthem in the world. Read its lyrics, it absolutely depressing. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himnusz

you're right, I heard the national anthem of the Falklands once and it sounded great

Det er et yndigt land is objectively the best anthem.

Wow, you two contrarian edgelords. Is there a single anthem without music to it? I haven't heard one.

The British anthem is pretty boring, sounds good with a full orchestra. Italy has the best anthem.

lolwut, both of these anthems are appalling

usa and russia are objectively the best

>the ones from real countries with an actual culture.

That rules you out then ;)

Why don't you make like a Hajduk and split

Friendly reminder that the American anthem's tune is from an English drinking song.

youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g

Both are pretty bad, honestly.

The Irish should follow their example. They'd have the best one if it was Fields of Athenry or something like that.

O CANADA,
MY SAFE SPACE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE LAND

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>tfw no lyrics

but Italy and Russia have awesome anthems

Mohammad Ahmadinejad the sister-fucker telling me my country has no culture.

Top kek

I'd say you don't have culture, but Islam is your new culture.

>tfw we'll never change our anthem to Jersusalem or Land of Hope and Glory

GSTQ sucks

Stale. Very stale.

Are you kidding? Russkie anthem is by far the best anthem tbpqhwyfam, after the Star-Spangled Banner.

Italy has the eternal goat anthem

France and Russia have the best national anthems imo. Ours is pretty good, but the UK's is just so dreary and depressing.

Honestly, Star Spangled Banner isn't that great imo

America the Beautiful is a million times better

>Croatia

Literally who ? Arent you lads basically just a shit Serbian ?

Serbia with beaches

Only if they sung the 2nd verse of Jerusalem as a shortened version during sporting events. Jerusalem is used by England at the Commonwealth Games anyway.

Yep.

france's is pretty cool, even if it is edgy

>tfw we'll never change our anthem to The Battle Cry of Freedom

youtube.com/watch?v=v582kPp43Mg

Down with the traitor, and up with the star.... :(

>he said, with the only language that matters in the world as his only language

Basically this and dubs.

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England’s green and pleasant land.

Everyone thinks their anthem is the best, it's delusion

Our anthem is miles better though

Italy and Russia have the best anthem.

Ours is ok but a bit too old imo.

Yes Italy has the best anthem in the world. Now get out this thread is for boring anthems and how we can improve them.

>God save our queen

Pretty fucking embarassing, like anyone gives a shit about God saving the queen

you tell em brother rasheed

We could never use the Battle Cry of Freedom. Southerners would get too butthurt over lines like "he shall never be a slave" and "down with the traitor" because it would insult great-great-grandpappy Billy Bob's memory.

whatever, I'll still sing 'son' because I'm a shitlord

>not wanting god to save the queen
get a load of this guy

OOOO CAAAANAAADDAA

USA's anthem is terrible and embarrassing

Italy have the best

Jerusalem as the sporting anthem for England's teams, God Save the Queen as the UK's official anthem

>Rule Britannia for the Olympic teams

>lard of the free
>allah praise the queen

What about Flanders' anthem?
youtube.com/watch?v=EcLGwJKm6ZE

>ordem e progresso
>Brazil is a violent and lawless shithole

JUST

>france's is pretty cool, even if it is edgy
All the songs from the early Republican/Bonapartist period are cheesy and bloody as fuck. I personally prefer the Chant du Départ to the Marseillaise.

youtube.com/watch?v=1gC_152tUQo

>Consecrate in the blood of kings and slaves
>The iron blessed by your elders
kek

gay post

two of the most boring songs I've ever heard

You're all manly to pick up a fight on the internet; I want to see you leave your house without being blown up by a paki and tell that to my face.

>1. Soviet Union
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>2. Mexico
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>3. United States of America
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>900000000000001. England
>90000000000000000002. France
>99999999999999999999999999999991. Argentina

Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau is the best anthem of all time mate

Terrible post by a tripcunt. Surprise surprise.

>england
which one?

>anthem
kek
USA has got to have the most faggot anthem of them all.
We, on the other hand, have the second best anthem of the world. An award given by the biggest music authorities known to man

Why would anyone bother learning your dead languages when you produce zero media

u r gay, your opinion is irrelevant

>implying the french anthem doesn't exist.

The best national anthems are Russia's and Montenegro's, also the French. God Save the Queen is Japan tier shit. Star Spangled Banner is average.

>monkey gets told his country is a violent shithole
>threatens me with violence

Mexicanos, al grito de guerra
el acero aprestad y el bridón.
Y retiemble en sus centros la Tierra,
al sonoro rugir de el cañón.
Y retiemble en sus centros la Tierra,
al sonoro rugir de el cañón!

>culture
>being the no. 1 country in the world
pick one

You want our anthem to be more culturally significant for us? How's this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PXSK3iDeAI

Oh, but its not my opinion. the biggest music authorities known to man said many times that your anthem is the most faggot anthem in the world Do your research.

Rusia's anthem is head and shoulders above both m8.
I don't see the appeal of the British anthem desu, sounds like an average Christian hymn except it has lyrics that are about what is essentially nothing more than a tax-sponsored, pointless celebrity.
Do Brits still actually care about the royal family?

Cállese, chicano. Está haciendo el ridículo.

>said many times that your anthem is the most faggot anthem in the world Do your research

If they would have stuck to the original lyrics - - all about friendship, drinking and debauchery, then they might have done a bit better.

>Ode to the Cheeseburger
>good

Didnt know that. Supports my "most faggot" award to USA.

You don't like to sing songs with your mates down the local pub and have a jolly good time? You're the one who sounds like a big gay.

Only good songs like I Got Friends in Low Places and Ignition Remix

Canadian anthem is okay imo

Only because that member of parliament is dying so people felt bad

I can't stand it. Embarrassing IMO. And they just changed the words again so no one is T R I G G E R E D

Stars and Stripes is pretty gud. GOAT flute section.

>an anthem about a war won by USSR
>an anthem dedicated to a powerless inbred woman and with references to a religion that doesn't exist anymore

Yeah no. Get rekt amerishit.

The Soviets won the War of 1812?

Impressive tbdesu

Yes they did, they defeated Napoleon and liberated the jews from Egypt. Glad you learned something new today.

U got me wrong. I was saying they were even bigger faggots because they canged it.
Chill bruh

Our anthem is shit. We have tonnes of suitable songs and we use the droning shit that mentions the piece of shit queen.

You're alright by me m8.

>AS AAARMAS, AS AAAARMAS

What did Napoleon have to do with the War of 1812?

Kinda subtle bait

the British wanted to prevent us from supplying Napoleon's army.

Napoleon conquered Egypt and enslaved the jews to build a rocket to shot at North Korea. The soviets intercepted it in the night (hence 'the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air) and killed Napoleon and freed the jews after raping their women and children.

So they won the war.

I thought it started because we tried to invade Canada? And the British saw it as an opportunity to put us down to prove to their other colonies that independence didn't work?

Wales, Russia, France, Italy, Brazil all have better anthems.

argentinas anthem sounds like howling baboons and there is nothing you will ever be able to do to change that at a sporting event

we invaded Canada after declaring war on the British. Congress passed Macon's Bill #2 which gave Britain and France the option to resume trade with us and Napoleon elected to resume trade.

France's is unironically the best

youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g

Russia and Wales my favourite two.