kiss me
Kiss me
ok
...
more half breeds pls
I'm disappointed that none of my hard-hitting questions were answered by the supposed Pokemon expert.
heart
...
maybe
chet, pokemon aren't real.
fuck off
Mmmm that's that shit right there, give me more.
>tfw mom forgot to wash my Versace fursuit
I am fuming right now
i've actually spent both my long-awaited days off just playing pokemon
not sure if a waste or nah
That doesn't mean you can't ask about the universe's rules and lore, dummy.
Did you pimp smack her yet?
Did she discover your murrholes?
chet
you're forgetting something very important about me
i'm not smart like that.
I'm giving her one more chance
that's in the Prada fursuit
Furry castles have murrholes to defend against attackers.
But you know about Pokemon. Or is that all lies?
That is merciful, yet unwise
Forget those, tell me the condition of your Gucci suit
i know more than you do
It's never a waste to do things you want to do on your time off, unless you didn't really enjoy doing those things.
THAT'S WHY I WAS HOPING YOU COULD ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS.
Honestly, keep up.
i wish i was better at coming up with conversation
there could have been more fun things to do
but idunno what they would have beem
inside voices please
i cant hear you over your uncalled for anger
just like me!
Wish I had a gucci suit but my mom doesn't want to buy me one. That bitch
Lovely weather we're having, isn't it?
Don't make me angry then.
> "uncalled for anger"
I see what you did there.
Surely you used the shock collar or some other method of discipline
No sense wondering about it. If you enoying playing pokemon on your days off, why overthink it?
If there's something more fun you want to do, go do it if you still have time. Seriously simple.
she doesnt love you like she shuold
you are angry
so angry
it's making me scared
eh
the partial reason is that i just don't know what i wanna spend my time doing
threatening suicide is usually enough
I wouldn't have it any other way.
eh im over it.
Do you play pokemon the nerd way or the casual way?
Nerd way, calling it.
chet why don't you love me
the casual way
i played it the nerd way for a while and then i realized that it wasn't fucking fun
Well, that's not too uncommon when you have more freetime than you can handle. Take up a hobby and pour your life into it until no one recognizes you. Just not lol or dota
Do they use miltanks for steaks?
> lol or dota
i'd sooner kill myself
i made this exact comment last thread
Murder prostitutes in inventive and fun ways.
Why should I?
If that's the method you are using surely she will only fail again
They should
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because i'm cool
Good, good, you're not completely hopeless then.
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but u'll get rekt in online battles if your pokemons arent IV and EV bred with egg only abilities and moves smh
what should I do?
Would you a miltank?
Go away. You aren't my caretakers.
There's a reason I don't right there; you constantly lie.
Wat.
Yet I take good care of you.
Anyone here get into the Pokemon GO! beta rolling out today?
the only territory that i rekt people in is Smash bros, and i feel good enough with that
pokemon is about that a d v e n t u r e, man.
no
no i dont
A pity you don't apply a similar level of care to my bedsprings.
There you go again. Stop it.
lewd
You gotta control her mind. Make her understand that when she feels pain, it's her fault. And her fault alone. Master the pimp slap.
I would definitely slaughter a Miltank to make steaks
you deny it because you cannot handle my truth
...
why do you keep posting that
>reminder that real world animals also exist in the world of pokemon
Because he can't bear the truth.
I can. I've handled greater things. Like Tay's butt.
I was shocked.
That was unbearable.
DON'T BEGIN THE BEAR PUNS
yea I agree. I tried the whole online battle thing but people knew what they were doing and I didn't so that wasn't fun. I don't even have the whole types weaknesses/effectiveness memorized
you seem to have quite the experience with this sort of problem...
Utterly unbearlievable.
maybe i should go handle some butts too
i have no idea what works with fairy types
Seems like they wear their skin too. How barbaric.
Have you put your armour on yet?
OK just stay away from mine. And by that I mean Tay's.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it sounds like you bearly know much about Pokemon after all.
I think it counters dragans
My problems sort themselves out
You mean how efficient
that's fine, i know one cute asshole i could handle
i swear to god if you become a father your dad-puns will be next-level and your child will hate you.
i counters my ass
it's stupid
Rowlet is the best new starter
>i have no idea what works with fairy types
no, popplio
it's true
my mind cant comprehend fairies
Pokemon aren't real, Demos.
I doubt I will have kids ever.
Take that back
thats a little unrelated
same. i want dogs.
... or cats.
n
n-yes?
Chet. I'm pregnant.
>also tfw you find a song from an artist you love but have somehow never heard
Yes it is you were talking about a Pokemon's.
You hate cats though.
n-o.
so whatsup man
IIRC dragans were OP and needed a counter. Whats stupid about fairy?
I find that hard to believe.
Nobody cares about Florin and the Machinima, Jesus.
i definitely was not
i do hate cats, but who knows.
idunno man i just think fairy type pokemon are dumb
same goes for dragon types
I don't understand this concept. No?
Not much. Moving from Texas soon
>Nobody cares about Florence and the Machine
Oh I beg to differ.
Saved as evidence.
Of course you do. I meant to clarify "nobody with taste".
fuk u
>can't comprehend faeries
>just watched an anime all about them
Fighting type was the true OP type
i think normal type is stupid
whats in texas?
Where can I get that?
>Would wear/10
I don't give a shit about the Twilight films and it was for those films, but I've never heard it, nor has it ever been on any versions of Lungs I've downloaded.
You'll get alimony applications through the door soon enough.
Hah. Normal is Demos' favourite.
rekt
I don't know you. Please leave me alone.
i don't watch anime so i dont know what you're referring to
how dare you
it's not even a type. There rocks and fire and water and thunder and then there's "normal" (???). How does it make any sense
I know where you sleep at night.
while on this topic
the fuck is the difference between ground and rock type
It's Pokeracism.
You can't find me if I hide under the duvet.