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Sup Sup Forums 23 year old virgin here, what is the ideal way to get laid.Going to a bar or club alone seems like a bad idea, i'm not ugly just socially retarded. what do?

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Backpage an escort.

no prostitutes, where is ideal place to meet women

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Assuming you don't care about the quality of girl and just want to pop your cherry:

Get at least one quality friend and find a dive bar that does karaoke, preferably on a Friday or Saturday night. Make sure it's in a five block area of popular nightclubs. You'll get groups of girls who are either trickling out of the nightclubs and already drunk, or slightly more awkward/homely ones who don't want to hit the dance floor.

Get up on stage and sing, but don't try to sing a "cool" song. No rap. No metal. No bullshit. Sing something like Rick Astley or Britney Spears and own it. Fake some confidence and act like you're just trying to be funny, but not being an overly obnoxious dick about it.

Keep this up for a little while until a member of a girl-group goes up on stage and sings. Clap, and talk to her as she's coming back. Engage members of the group regularly and have your friend do the same. Throw a little humor in and keep things loose and fun.

Eventually, go sit with them and keep chatting. Start deciding on what songs to do together. Order a drink for the group once you do a few more songs and feel like you're getting in with them.

Really try to hit it off with the one you like while your wingman does the same to others. Keep it up, get a phone number, and call her the next night and ask her to go dancing.

Book a hotel room near the club in advance, take her dancing, both of you get nice and tipsy. Take her to another club while you're at it - makes it seem like you're having more of an adventure. If you do things right, you guys should be making out on the dance floor before long, and it's easy to suggest a walk to the hotel after that.

Planning things across a two-day span and over multiple venues helps create the illusion that you two have spent more time together and she can trust you. People who are more socially with it could do it in one night, but this way you work her emotions better and you aren't rushed for time.

Not OP here, but bravo user. That's one well-detailed plan.

Just speaking from experience. Had many successful nights this way.

>Sup Sup Forums 23 year old virgin here, what is the ideal way to get laid.Going to a bar or club alone seems like a bad idea, i'm not ugly just socially retarded. what do?

Call girl. At 23 it's not going to happen naturally and if it does you'll be laughable. Get a high class escort/callgirl and let her know the situation.

Get a tinder, it works wonders for me.. Im only 20 and i have a lot of sex without tinder but once i got a tinder I stopped trying to go out to find girls because its so easy and there are some hot girls on there.. Well maybe its because i live in a college town but

Don't do it OP. Listen to instead.

Call girls are for the severely ugly and autistic. It's also a cheat code. If you play with cheat codes you eventually stop playing the game.

Go out, bomb a bit, and learn from your experience. You'll figure it out in no time and be far happier in the long run.

this seems like the best advice minus the singing.
i can't bring myself to getting a prostitute or online relationships not sure why...

The singing is ESSENTIAL to my tip. If you can't do that, you can't have sex with someone. Seriously.

From a psychological perspective it shows others that you aren't afraid to make a (small) fool of yourself in public for the sake of having fun with a friend. It is a disarming and trustworthy quality that shows self-confidence and a sense of humor.

Standing around like a creeper while not participating, however, has the opposite effect. It's like the guys at nightclubs that stand around the walls with their arms crossed and expect hot women to talk to them. All it says is "I'm too afraid of what other people think to open up a bit." Nobody wants to even be around that, let alone have sex with it.

To add a bit of Socrates into this: why do you want to have sex?

You might think that's a silly question but many people don't actually think about it other than "it's what is expected of me." Do you want to have sex just for the sake of removing the stigma of being a virgin, or maybe to experience what it feels like, or maybe to make a connection with another person? Are you bored? Do you want to challenge yourself to do something that you haven't done before?

Knowing exactly why you are pursuing a goal is important to actually reaching it. If you don't know that, you won't know how or why to appreciate it when you actually get it.

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Fucking trips for the life lesson.

i just don't want to be alone the rest of my life, if i wait a bit longer it may very well be that way

Why not? A hot as fuck pro who will be patient, pleasant and within reason do what you ask her would seem a lot better choice than a so so random stranger who you'll be too anxious to close the deal with and who might walk out on you the second you mess it up with something weird, do you even know how to finger a girl (as in she enjoys it)? Fuck me, 23 years old is disgraceful and too old for a one night stand to be understanding about you wanting to "explore"...

Here's the thing, there must be some girl in your life the is willing to have sex and that you've dismissed because either you're too much of a coward or conceited enough to think she's too hot for you... Man up and fucking seduce her... If you can't don't waste more precious time trying to score with a pickup, if you can't handle the girls in your college/workplace/social circle or at the very least call a high school friend what makes you think you can handle strangers? But drunk girls... You're not a player, unless you get lucky enough that a fucking horny slut does for some reason get it in her head to fuck you chances are even skanks will blow you off. Get some experience, become confident enough you can handle sex without anxiety and THEN just go have fun not giving out a vibe of desperation...
Seriously OP, 23 you must fucking hate yourself...Stop it with the delussional princess waiting for the right guy routine ang get it over with...

He wants to have sex because it is an urge for human beings you fucking cuck, do you ask yourself daily why do you want to take a shit? Geebus you special snowflake cucks...

Forgot to add, don't try something stupid like a stripper or a street hooker, get the money to treat yourself to a nice high end escort, someone who advertises as "girlfriend experience" is prepared. Be chill and show good humor, ask if she doesn't mind teaching you a couple of things...

well for one herpes, second i have dignity.