If you literally dropped dead right now...

If you literally dropped dead right now, what is the worse thing your family and or friends would find in your room/home?

Me

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Anyway, probably my stash of weed paraphenelia, not like that's a big deal. I don't really have anything that terrible

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My girlfriend would find out about the £50k of debt I've been hiding from her for the past 6 years...

Sup Forums open, I guess.
I don't really have anything outrageous here

The dirty song lyrics I write

Jesus fuck. Get your shit together.

Basic foundations for a full life that ended too soon that perfectly shows that life can end quickly

Thanks for the advice, I'll make sure to do that tomorrow afternoon...

Man am I lucky.

The girlfiend is coming to visit me at college, so I just cleaned my room and moved all the weird shit off my phone and computer onto a password protected flash drive.

I do have two pairs of panties I stole from the girl in the dormroom down the hall, though. That might be awkward.

My phone on a site called Sup Forums

You will die alone.

all the normalfags in this thread.

Nude pictures of my cousin

Heroin

Hiker bones and timberland boots. A spice and wolf Horo doll.
A CPR baby I put a jlist onahole in.

Footlong horse dildo.

My shitty undies I save

I have about 20 pairs of different womens worn panties in my room, that outta do it

Can I see them?

pics of all this stuff pls

I also have stolen panties...

A picture of OP

Lol paraphenalia its paraphernalia

They're great. Managed to snag mine out of her dirty clothes basket before she put them in the wash, because she had left the basket in the laundry room when she ran back to her room to get her laundry card.

Nothing like a dirty pair off girl in her first year of college. Delicious.

10 years of backed up Sup Forumsfiles

Being this pedantic.

Undies not exactly...my size :) xxx

My 654 GB loli folder.

literally nothing, all i own are some vinyl records

kill yourself

That seems excessive.

kill yourself

Why do you have underwear that's too big for you? Did you lose weight or something?

Nah not really I just figured out today how its spelled correctly after an argument with my gf. I was in shock when I googled it like wtf it's a retarded way to spell it to me

Nobody here has piss jugs or old cum socks with years worth of semen on them?

Nothing like that?

When did Sup Forums become so filled with normals?

Implying you were home when you died.
>Sup Forums
Oh, right.

The weirdest thing they would find is razer blades.

(sigh)

Pictures I drew years ago of naked animu tiddies, probably some cringey writing (maybe some poetry if you're lucky), some girls clothing..
What can I say, I'm a natural.

cheese pizza

usb sticks with possible traces of crunchy pickles inside

This.

Sort of related but my wife's grandmother suddenly died a few years ago. Sweetest little lady.

Anyway the grandad asked my wife to 'take care of nans stuff' for him in some draw in the cupboard as he was too old and frail to do it himself (couldn't even walk)

In the draw was 2 massive vibrators and a pile of porno mags.

God we were shocked big time she was in her 80's.

you fags are tame af. I have loads of shit that i'm hiding rn. Dildo, weed stuff, molly, M80's switchblade, CP, tranny porn, panties. Fuck, Sup Forumsros, live a little

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm crunchy pickles

Bluff share with the class

my makeshit fleshlight with cum still in it plus a couple of piss bottles either those the nasty shit im holdin in

About a dozen empty vodka bottles hidden about, 60 gigs of abusive porn, and a pair of my ex's panties. She gave them to me though, so I'm not that worried about it. Oh, and asstr sex stories in my browser history.

pics?

My harddrive.

My corpse

I've cleared out all the stuff psychiatrists would put me in a straight jacket for.

BUT - I remember a thread very similar to this some time ago..

"What is in your freezer...", and an user posted pictures of ... a severed leg.

I cannot recall exactly, whether another user posted newspaper clippings of a police search uncovering body parts later ...

Checked

Post it user, is gud for you 2 share.

my needles and unused pills

Little black book from 16-23, filled with accounts of day to day life with sex and drugs, explicitly naming people in a small town

Pipes and things

Old cell phones with questionable pictures and videos from younger days on non removable internal storage

Signed copies of softcore from a girl I used to know. I'm living with another girl

Several terabytes of different torrents

A tor distro on usb that boots to a ram based OS

I think that's all

Beer. I'm pretty vanilla.

(And my phone is encrypted.)

This page

depends...do they search my harddrives?
if not, then not much. some lube. an old bong. a one hitter.
if so, then yeah that would suck.

I have a Fleshlight lying on my bed right now, that's about it. Oh and a mason jar I pissed in last night when I was tripping since my mom was getting ready for work.. Also a little bit of orange juice mixed with morning glory seeds that I tripped on last night in a shaker cup.
>pic related
>it's LSA, better than the shitty street acid I took. Mild indigestion makes the trip interesting, it goes away once the acid kicks in

Not shit. If I want it hidden I encrypt it. Nothing physical to hide.

would you mind briefly telling how you prepare your OJ and MG seed mixture? never tried it but have considered it. done acid and shrooms in the past.

60 piss bottles under my bed

Probably pot, now If they went through my phone...

Tell her it's a gift

tons and tons of tranny porn

my puter
>browser history
>drive files
>gmail accounts

pics. NOW! or forever be known as that guy that lied on Sup Forums that one time.

that I got divorced and I spend shitloads of money on meth, weed and pc games

The other body under the floorboards

lol

>CPR baby i put a jlist onahole in
fuck man i love it

I don't know man, my vcr?

A duffle full of stolen girl's clothing I use for jizz rags

About 50 printed pictures of girls I know or lust for, mostly face shots that I cum on.

A bottle full of rotten sperm that I never figured out what to do with

A broken fleshlight and gigs of hardcore pornography.

Basically the most humiliating collection of perverted shit imaginable.

also some gin bottles in my room, plus some weed and panties from my ex gf

More info?

Also nice trips

Just go on Amazon. See that brand "dirty Gardner", get the seeds from that seller. There are a few different ways, cold water extraction is probably the easiest.
>Get a bottle of water, it can't be tap water or else the chlorine in the water destroys the LSA
>Grind seeds up in a coffee grinder, they must be ground.
>You may put the seeds into a teabag if they bother you, I didn't really care. I think you trip harder if you leave the seeds in.
>Get some peppermint leaves or oil and throw that into batch of seeds before you blend it. The peppermint eases nasua and apparently converts the LSA into LSH which is a lot more visual of a high.
>throw the ground seed and peppermint oil and water mix into a small shakeable container. Add acouple squirts of lemon to acidify the water
>leave it in there for about 5-6 hours
>I recommend a dose of 750-1000 seeds. Don't pussy out on the dose.
This is real LSD, just an organic version. Real LSD is not something you'd want to go out and party on like 25-i or 2ce. I make a 1:3 of LSA to orange juice.

That's more like it

If you havent paid attention to the last 5 or so years, Sup Forums is full of normies now and every other chan thats tried to take off fails. Only hope for decent internet culture is on the deep web and most of that shit is fucked too.

>'s

If they were able to access my phone, then some legally ambiguous pics, and I have the Aki ona hole (she looks 12 on the box) oh and some kids clothes. They know I'm a perverted piece of shit though, so it won't be anything new.

Everything else is locked up tighter than a corpses butthole.

nice trips to you too sir

Also don't heat that shit up, at all. It destroys the LSA

>compliments trips, gets trips

...

159 GB worth of furry porn of all kinds.

protip: we all die along you fucking retard

Make sure you have some pot for this to.

Nice trips

Tell that to the jews who were gassed

And to you as well
>tips busted fleshlight

Kek

noting embarassing, just the amount of unneccessary clutter i have

i fear i may be a hoarder

Shame she didn't maintain her looks as she got older and had such little screen time when younger.

The Sup Forums related content on my hard disk.

>implying they would bother searching through my files
>implying they know that pluggin the hard disk on another pc is the way to bypass the password protected login page of my windows profile

That's all.

Lol, you tried