Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Go fuck yourself

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Claimed

Obligatory claim.

Latin Blue.

>Wtf is this bullshit,
>needs moar Liu

kagam claimed!!!

Well, considering I slept at 1 am and I needed to get off my lazy ass at 6, I can say I've had better sleep

Sail into the horizon, my friend.

>Kagami
You can't really scold him. I mean, have you SEEN most of the pictures anons post here?

>like Noire, for example

Two off from trip dubs

I need to find a waifu that would be okay with my small wiener

still here

welll....yeah, and i won't argue with dubs...but it's still weird!!!
hopefully you'll get better sleep tonight, the weekend is near!!

And that's how you will get your weight back.

Any waifu would be OK with it. Or pick a small waifu, it'll look big to them.

no!!!! don't say that!!!

Heyo, Handy.
I'm in the middle of a game, but I wanted to greet you first.

I'll thank you all for staying away from my beautiful dark elf princess mecha pilot waifu, thank you.

Well my premier pro wont open so I guess I cant make my pipe it up Rikka dab compilation

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We really don't see to see every minor get

Noire doesn't give a fuck but he still gets scolded by anons and the rules on OP. Madoka deserves to be even more scolded for posting an innocent character like that.

Sliver jam
vocaroo.com/i/s03bUA1AI19k
>I was hitting the pickguard a fuckton for some reason
>I apparently can't keep tempo that great

>*wheeze*

NOOOOOO!

>Fubuki claimed

Have to get a bit naughty sometimes~

What's wrong?

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Hahahaha!

>the schwanz majestically rises to the challenge
>but the schwanz does not bend that way

I will figure out how to fuck myself eventually, for I am the schwanz king! It will be astounding!

>I defecate with power and majesty
>I edgeaculate from the splendor

Alright, buddy. Thanks for the greeting.

Enjoy your game.

I know I was excited, I really wanted you to see it!

Ugggggh, those people. They can go right into a ditch, seriously.
>MicroSD was $50
>All in all, $150 camera that still would've needed a card bought, for $90
I think I got a good deal. As well, I gotta go BACK to the store because my grandma didn't let me know she had medicine that needed to be picked up. SO I'll be back.

dab?
I'm making potatoes in the microwave ^-^

>69
hmmm, im still conflicted....

Hey, you're back.

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Birb claimed
Also invite to Telegram Hand-kun
@Birb8

>Have to get a bit naughty sometimes

No we don't.

WHY

Why should you be?

Good morning

Hello there qt3.14

>implying a skeleton can get his weight back

megu
coco
RIP

Just for you!

Because it would be fucking great

wheres the dab fam

kek!!! you're right!!! all i have is bones now...

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clmd

>wheres the dab fam
Stop it.

>quad dubs
put it in a microwave and that's it? Not mashing it or making it skinny for fries?


Hehe~

Don't lie

Akiko claimed

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poke holes with a fork and toss that bad boy in the microwave for 47 minutes, then take it out, cut it and enjoy ur baked potato ^-^

Every time I kill a skelton in DkS I think of you and feel bad about them.

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Oh shit I fucked up here!

Ohai Akiko

Found this like 5 threads ago, Lolita essentially the premiere waifu, so tight in that 12 year old pussy.

>baked potato
>microwave
There has to be a better way.

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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Wha-! I am not!

Hello there

Right.

that's better

Hello Hanako. Sleep well?

awwww....b-but im different from those ones!!! those ones are mean!!!

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Hello qt, how are you?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm scared of skeles because of DkS

>those ones are mean!!!
No no no no.
All skeles are good, you're the bad guy.

times are tough ;-;
nice moves!

claim hello

'Sup, Bacon?

shit pic i ment to use ignore the lewd

that ass looks like a flat pack of macaroni run over by a jeep driven by two nymphomaniac green haired pixie girls fingering each other while a third jacks off their pimp in the back seat spraying daddies cummies all over her foxy heart shaped face.

Hey Kotori
How's the journey going?

Ohayou Hanako, how is it?
You still thinking about buying Overwatch?

>b-but.....

>different
But some of them are pretty nice and just wait for you to do whatever you want with them... What else could you differ from them... Do you drop souls too?

Just sayin'.
Those skeles would've been super chill if you didn't come into their home brandishing a weapon.

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You don't have a stove to throw it in?

Denial~

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this is borderline spookasa

hey how are you

Aw hell yeah glad you enjoy it

Thanks let me see yours!

Pin claimed

maybe we aren't so different after all!!!
>i...i don't know, how can we find out???
but i wouldn't attack anyone ever!!!

Wew lad tornado warning in the northern parts of the city

oh boy

Then why are you in the army?

Im at my destination! Now I just wanna get home and play Overwaifu with ya'll tho :(

Ohai, lost last thread

Lucky fuck

times are tough ;-;
I don't have too much moves
stay safe ;-;-;-;-;-;

I'm pretty sure if you show up to them without a weapon and try to be nice they will still murder you.

I think it's pretty artistic... and I've seen much worse spookasa so this is nothing.

Before conducting experiments I would look for a bonfire, can't respawn you without one of those.

good taking my dog out soon what about you?

No probs bird, how is it?! Missed you on team retardfu today

>be safe shinoa!!!
tornadoes are pretty cool from a far ways away lol
i don't hurt people in the army!! that''s why i chose to fly on helicopters instead of shoot people lol

Nice.

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I though i was early
an unforeseen development was found

Have you tried it?
Didn't think so

Fucking Switzerland mang, coming home the 1st D:

>Kotori

trying to think of something to do. What kind of dog?

Alrighty, but surely, there's gonna be some cases where you're going to have beat a mother fucker up.