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tenga

>a woman

>Toy

Not slave, newfag

sleeping 3 year old.

But you're implying women are human

dude you might be the funniest guy on Sup Forums

Well... at least 3/5

If you think I'm the funniest person on Sup Forums you need to lurk more

But if they're not human then what are they? Birds? Reptiles? Crustaceans?

If you think he's serious you may be stupid... if he is serious you're both fucking idiots

No, legit I have never EVER met anyone funnier than you

We're posting on Sup Forums, we're all fucking idiots

In fact, you win the award for funniest human. I have been laughing so hard that I am soon going to keel over and die in a fit of laughter

objects dumbass. nothing more than a fleshlight with a life support system.

Well what the fuck? Why not just use your logic to describe everything then? I guess a horse is just a seat with a life support system now.

That's a given. Calling someone an idiot means they're extra moronic.

well yeah, humans own horses.

...

Wanna play a game? I'll list something with a life support system and you guess what animal it is:
A dick sucking machine with a life support system.

A woman?

that would be me i'm guessing? nice try at being condescending mongoloid. simple fact of the matter is women rely on men for everything as a rule. The "strong independent woman" is the exception to the rule making it just that much more true. Go somewhere else with your feminism bullshit. i hear reddit is a pretty cool site, or tumblr.

I was gonna say OP cause OP is a fag.. but I guess that works too....
Next one!

A murder machine with a life support system

seriously... give it a try it feels amazing

humans.

An abortionist?

lol I never said that women aren't reliant on men you defensive doorknob. It's just dumb to say they aren't human because they clearly come out of human vaginas and share the same genome.

Incorrect. Horses are Bad dragon toys with a life support system.

Pretty deep...
I was thinking sharks though.

A chainsaw with a life support system .

i was talking in semantics. They are toys for us to play with, plain and simple.

O right, my bad

BEAVER!

Leatherface

Correct!

I can't really think of any others that aren't extremely hard.

Pool cleaner with a life support system....
but it's not in a pool, it's in the ocean.

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be warned, these are not toys for the faint hearted.

dogs rectum

Dolphins

Your hand.

no, YOUR hand