Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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youtube.com/watch?v=6PEmif29mD0
youtube.com/watch?v=59JboFMSXnY
mint.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4plus/1481749806/l50
twitter.com/amber_ggg/status/809146342891196416
twitter.com/HasewoJ/status/809153284686614529
youtu.be/8FT3V7qv6PU
news.mynavi.jp/news/2016/03/09/027/
imgur.com/FQlEUYg.jpg
twitter.com/AnonBabble

飲まない
緑茶と麦茶

Not my friend :(

おぱんぽん

Stop breaking the rules autismo.

柔らかそう

Tao rila is breaking the rules by posting thread earlier and avatar fagging the thread

普通の韓国人もお茶を飲まないの?

大陰唇と小陰唇は柔らかいですね

you've gotta go back

Making another thread is worse.

ぷにぷに

no u

His thread are always dying.
People understood

except when the the janitor deletes your thread

>defending the brit autist

そして必ず殺すよ これは虚言じゃない
人が法を守るのは処罰が恐ろしいから
処罰が恐ろしいのは自分が何かを失うから(自由、金、名誉…)
失うことがない人は法を守らない
錆びたナイフで心臓を刺して殺す 誰も何も出来ない様に
後ろから襲撃して迅速に差し込む

Je le jure. Je vais te poignarder le coeur avec un couteau rouillé pour que personne ne puisse faire rien pour te sauver.
Une fois je te repère, tout sera résolu.
La "sécurité" de ton pays est un véritable "joke".
Ce n'est pas du bluff. Ce chemin se trouve dans plusieurs possibilités de ma vie.
Je ne suis pas capable de me libérer de cette obsession même si je le voulais.

youtube.com/watch?v=6PEmif29mD0
Have you all German sung this song in school or somewhere?

今日はやっぱりUA
youtube.com/watch?v=59JboFMSXnY

お前らの好きな曲も一曲聴かせて

Many people have been doxed on Sup Forums.
Many unimaginable things have happened on Sup Forums.
Many anons have delivered their promises on Sup Forums.

Reminder that there are only weaboos and english teachers in here. No real Japanese, so these threads are useless

How are real Japanese useful for you?

Lol at complaining about rule breaking in arguing in favor of a rule breaking thread

Also, the janny almost always chooses to delete taorila's thread so calle te puto.

- étudiant en droit
- habite une banlieue de Paris dont la population est 95% blanc
- parle japonais

Boulogne-Billancourt ?
Trop d'immigrés ?

St-Cloud ?

Santeny ?

Pardon pour l'imprécision. Mais je viens de commencer. Et je n'ai que le temps.

I think anyone who wants to have a kids should own at least 200 000 usd cash

Vas faire un tour à Argenteuil chez les islamistes

Can I make 200k by importing crap from china and selling it? Tell me your ways, Peru.

FREE ASKA

やめるんだ あまり俺を怒らせない方がいい

Hallo Ich bin der Freund des Koreaboo Anons
Wieso bist du so gemein zu ihm?

そろそろ寝ようかな

Je suis fatigué

おでんツンツンすんなよおまえら

遅いけど寝ようかしたけど頑張らなきゃ!
皆さんに良い日を、平和を。
バイバイまたね!

我々日銭暮らしの敗残者に平和なんて訪れない

France? Wow, you are a globetrotter!

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what would you do if your child was gay?

what can you do?

send it to a gay healer like Peru the christian homophobe would

mint.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4plus/1481749806/l50

阿部社長の肛門に多くのタコの触手毎日

あよ[

This is how much clothes i wear at the momentr

Wew lad Red Hot Chili Peppers brought Babymetal on stage with them
twitter.com/amber_ggg/status/809146342891196416
twitter.com/HasewoJ/status/809153284686614529

same ;P

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>Peru

>Peru

are you the fit weeaboo who lives on a 1sqm room in tokyo?

oyasumi nasai

im native japanese.
my house has over 80sqm.
a bit wide in neighbourhood in the Tokyo.

That's not to bad for Tokyo.

2-chome?

hi , wanna talk?

( ; ゜Д゜)吃驚
Amazing!!
What tune did Sumetal sing?
ぱんちゅ屋興奮

yes, true. not bad.

1-chome :)

No interest.

Japanese posters posting in this time zone are completely good for nothing.

Maybe their work starts later in the day or they work from home?
Not everyone works the same hours

post pics

She didn't sing, they just danced around the stage.

Song was an old one from 1989, "Nobody Weird Like Me"
youtu.be/8FT3V7qv6PU

What smartphones do Japanese use?
I know Iphones are popular, what else?
Sonys?

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I'm using a Sony Xperia.
My smartphone is a bit outdated, so it doesn't work well.
The Japanese tend to like iphone, though I don't know the reason.

I forgot the website link.
news.mynavi.jp/news/2016/03/09/027/

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Interesting thank you.
Thinking about getting a Xperia.

My last phone a Samsung Galaxy S7 fucking exploded.

sorry, I posted the wrong image.
here's the right one.

im using iPhone6.
iPhone is most of popular smartphone in Japan.

He will definitely say the following phrase "so take your panties off." regardless of the situation.

Never understood why they drew her eating a fucking burrito in bed at night.
>subtle scat fetish

when did you guys become such casuals?

they're not going to buy corean samsung phones
its always been apple and consoles in japan, you take the good with the bad

焼きそば食べる

damn bros I got fat again
seems I must torture the treadmill once more

Less sushi and more tiradito, Gordito.

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>peru got fat
>grew tits
>his balls shrunk
>his brain is being eaten away by antidepressant jew drugs

kek the irony. better get off those drugs before you go to SEA peru, you want to be 100% on your game

hes just feeling left out

イランって意外とお金持ち国家なのね
2兆円も払って80機の飛行機をアメリカから買うなんて、イランとアメリカは犬猿の仲のはずなのによく買うわ。
トランプ大統領でイラン政策やほかの中東政策が変わるのかな?
オバマがイランとの取引を再開しても反米のままだし、オバマが酷すぎただけか?

イランと日本の付き合いは江戸時代から

>japs still buy CDs, DVDs
>japs still use flip phones
>japs still use fax machines

Every country still uses fax machines.

Adult obscenity rate?

1953年には油槽船を出してイランまで石油を買いに行ったよね
独立間もないイランが油田を強制的に国有化して、それに激怒したイギリスが軍艦を派遣したから、
下手すりゃ見つかって問答無用で撃沈されるところだった
それでもイランまで船を出した出光興産は素晴らしい

left: you and cindy
right: me and my gf

今日は久しぶりに出前頼んだ

肥満症率
but it is still obscene

何頼んだの?

>出前
お金持ち発見した

>murica still use ISDN
>in murica almost internet connection is ISDN or ADSL

Hello my name is K. aka German Koreaboo aka autistic German koreaboo aka my gf's bf
I'm 21 y.o. and live in Hamburg. I just saw Rogue One and I'm a little drunk
You can ask me anything you want

hi
what your grandfather did during WWII?

今日の授業は

are you really german or a gook
are you still a virgin? you can be honest
did you stalk gook girls in korea?

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he killed many jews and south american people

german. virgin but I slept in a bed with a girl and rubbed my dick against her ass
I spent most of my time depressed in hotel rooms crying or on Sup Forums.
I went to the football field where my gf was but I realized it's creepy and didn't talk to her

imgur.com/FQlEUYg.jpg

I held hands on the first date with your gf last night, what a slut.

ハラヘリータ

I'm disappointed on you, Hans.