You go to Walmart

You go to Walmart.

You can only buy 3 things, and they must freak the cashier the fuck out. Give it your best Sup Forums

MLP dvd
panties
lotion

Rope, pills, gun.

Or

Lube, bananas, camera

Duct tape, lube, fireworks

lel

Adidas track suit
Bottle of Smirnoff
Fuzzy hat
Tovarish ))))

a cake saying i'm sorry i cheated on you with you're daughter.
another cake saying sorry i cheated on you with you're mother.
and another cake saying sorry i fucked the cat,we good???

kek

You should buy a grammar 101 book instead.

As if they actually pay attention to what you're buying?
They're just there to do a job, they're probably spaced out thinking about how much they hate their life at that moment and wondering how long it's been since the sweaty neckbeard in their line has showered.

But yeah my choices are
>Garbage bags
>Hammer
>Duct tape

>barbie doll
>candy
>lube

>Ski mask.
>Airsoft gun with orange tip.
>black spray paint

You might as well go all the way. Walmart has like everything.

MLP dvd
Lube
Childrens panties

>2 half watermelons
>super glue

kek

Hammer
Frozen on dvd
Spermacidal lube

Because no ones posted it yet:

>donuts
>donut holes
>glue

Rifle, whisky, WD-40

This wins

Bourbon
Cigarettes
Cologne
Diapers

When you get to the register, pretend you don't have enough money and put back the diapers.

was waiting for that one

This one is good that would make me think wtf as a cashier

Pregnancy Test
Wire Hanger
Garbage Bag

Hack saw
Ducktape
Barbie Doll

WHy would you buy the other two before knowing the result of the pregnancy test?

dog treats, rope and lube

Dora the explore dvd collection
Cucumber
Condoms

Say "We gonna explora~"

hammer, lube, and a dead baby.

Condom
Needle
Chloroform

A box of .357 rounds.

A package of latex gloves.

A box of Whitman's Chocolates.

Another would be...

Pregnancy testers
Medical masks
Coat hangers.

Yeah ok, like Walmart sells lube

freak the cashier out? easy.
>go to walmart
>find cute cashier
>go back to my van
>wait until she finishes work
>follow her to her car
>grab her and hold knife to her throat
>pull her into my van and tie her up, be sure to gag her
>drive her out to secluded shack
>tie her to a tree
>proceed to rape her
>cut her guts spilling out her intestines while she watches
>cut her head off
>bury it all in shallow grave
>go home and have nice warm shower

This usually freaks them out user.

Walmart sells lube, walmart sells nearly everything

Gun
Selfie stick
Tape
Mention my webcam at home and give the cashier the domain name and tell them to go to that (streaming) site.

Underwear, vaseline, and a ratcheting strap.

Corn in a can
Corn in a can
Corn in a can

Woah sick burn dude, holy shit you got him
> 10/10 got em

Cake
Rat poison
Piping bag

Pack of mayo
Pack of mayo
A snorkel

Oh this is easy. Condoms, gloves, pliers

Mothers Day card
Condoms
Wrench

back to the future
back to the future 2
back to the future 2

They do

don't listen to them, user, it needed to be said

Leather Gloves. Duct Tape. Rope.

Here's what would freak me out as a cashier: Young middle eastern male buying:

Nails
Pressure cooker
Prepaid phone

Yeah right like walmart keep ammo in stock?

As soon as it gets unloaded from the truck the vultures show up to buy it all at once.
;_;

...

Bag of candy
Duct Tape
Camra

Not the guy who posted this but what is this a fucking courtroom? Get fucked

Retards lol

Two single bananas and a hockey mask

If no hockey mask.

Paintballs paintball gun GPS

Only the marked down stuff, there are certain brands that my father refuses to buy because they're a two dollars more per pack to buy.

HAHAH HOLY SHIT yeah I think that takes the cake. No pun intended. Get it? CAKE. HAHA

Not the poster but obviously that sarcasm went over both your heads.

Fucking gold

Fucking shit man lost so hard

Only an autist would think that sarcasm can be inferred from that post.

underated

>686363460
newfaggotry on this board gets worse and worse

Live fish, funnel, KY jelly.

Yup. Selling chloroform at walmart now

>Cactus
>Lube
>Book on how to anal

...

bag of goldfish
seafood seasoning
George Foreman grill

This answer is too serious.

Also inordinately large quantities of hydrogen peroxide, brake fluid, or pool cleaner.

Saves you a second trip but also you're probably going to use a hanger and a garbage bag at some point.

Harf watamelon
Doughnoot whores
Super rube

Tinned whole chicken
Vaseline
A copy of a motherhood magazine

Pet fish. Coke. Mentos

Every time I see Perfecta .38 or .357 I buy that shit up.

And holy fuck they got 40 rounds of 7.62x39 from Tula for $10.

I've walked out with ~300 rounds many times.

Only the popular stuff. In my area the only thing that flys still is all .22.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>Bag of Ice
>Bag of Ice
>Bottle of Anti-Freeze

since when wall mart sales this supossed book?

My Walmart stopped stocking 7.62x39

Bleach.
Ammonia.
Rubbermaid BRUTE Bin.

sliced bread, axe body spray, toilet paper.

A treadmill, a mirror and a head of lettuce
that fat bitch be terrified of all those things.

Donuts, donut holes, and glue.

When you type with your speech impediments

>Yeah ok, like Walmart sells lube

> When next item in the list is DEAD BABY

Are you fucking retarded? You could smell the sarcasm from the ISS.

LMFAO hahaha ok that's fuckin a win and a half right there

I'm sure they sell some sort of porn book.

fishing tackle
lollipops
cat kennel

nice

Frozen turkey
KY jelly
microwave

Knife, glue, lifelike baby doll

how dumb are you guys?

Go in dressed like the man in the picture, including beard.

Get a box for storing ammunition
A magazine that has pictures of goats in it or whatever, then fill up the cart with road flares, go up to the cashier and ask in a thick middle-eastern accent, "this dee-na-meet?"

My walmart sells dead babies too, I don't know why you guys are so upset.

I don't know who is trolling who anymore

>Siracha sauce
>Lube
>Funnel

Whoever fucked up that miscommunication is likey saving face now.

Mine did too. But then I started asking for it on different shifts every few days and bothering them and having different employees look up to see if they had any at the distribution center (which they CAN do regardless of what bs they feed you to get out of doing work). After a few weeks/month it suddenly started appearing on the shelf again.

Once it's in stock secret is once a week buy a box or two. So long as it's selling they'll keep stocking it.

I love how you didn't question the baby.

They usually have good deals on Winchester White Box 9mm JHP, like $12/50rd
I always end up buying one or two any time they have them.

They never have x39 at my walmart, but my LGS just down the road sells Tula for like $7/box most times.

kiddie pool, biggest bag of candy they sell and a set of kitchen knives

told you they did fags