ITT: We're all stuck in traffic

ITT: We're all stuck in traffic

*Beep*
FOCKIN MOOVE ALREADY, AHGH DANGIT!
*Beep*
*Beep*

Where is the cord? I need to charge my phone

goddammit, this happens to me every time whenever I am out of my 5pm class. fucking hate it.

Nigga betta gettoff my bumpa

Look at this asshole trying to merge. No way, bucko!

5000watt subs in the trunk
dig through trashpile of CD's in the backseat
find old beastie boys
drop in tray

pump it....

>find a radio station with good tunes
>sing the fuck out loud
>look for other people in cars singing the same songs
>share a fucking moment

Alright I let this gentleman in my lane. Hopefully the same courtesy could be extended to moi... please?

Fuck it, if I gotta be stuck here, I'm gonna shoot up.

Then maybe crank some tunes and chill. Fuck y'all, I got nowhere to be.

Why is this my job

You think that's how traffic works. And you fight for it to be so.

But it isn't so. The guy who you let in is laughing at you for being weak. And is congratulating himself for being better at traffic than you.

Fuck them all. You are Gandalf. None shall fucking pass!

You Donkey as a job?

Hah! Fuck you guys i ride a bicycle!
*flips you guys off, riding on sidewalk*
*crashes into car*

There's a car on the sidewalk?

I've got my pistol pawn cocked
Ready to lay shots nonstop until I see your monkey-ass drop
And let your homies know who done it
Cause when it comes to this gangsta shit you motherfuckers know who run it

Die motherfuckers die motherfuckers still cuz

HONKING WON'T MAKE CARS MOVE FASTER ASSHOLES

STOP TAPPING THE BRAKES ALL THE TIME YOU RETARDED FUCKS. THIS IS WHY WE'RE IN A TRAFFIC JAM.

NEITHER WILL HITTING YOUR BRAKES CONSTANTLY FOR NO REASON, FUCKBAG

The bitch in the front is texting thats the FUCKING PROBLEM

fuck this I'm lane splitting