ITT: Political compass test results

ITT: Political compass test results

politicalcompass(dot)org

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my fucking man

Damn straight, if you aren't purple you need to get the fuck out

Gandhi liberal and proud.

roast me, fags

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Not a faggot

Sup Forums plz go.

rate/roast me

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no you. and Sup Forums is great

Businesses and lords cant be evil, mkay?

Gandhi was racist and Gay

Almost perfect neutral. With a dash of right wingedness. About what I expected.

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Come at me

What a completely fucking retarded comment.
Businesses have to obey the law so they can't violate anyone's rights. The worst they can do is do a shitty job serving customers and go out of business.
When government is shit it stays in business. And they exist to violate your rights

kill youself

impressive

Wew

Come fucking at me

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My fucking people

/thread.

green quadrants cant understand an-cap philosophy, the poor fucks have been indoctrinated "business bad, government good".

>Businesses have to obey the law

Top fucking kek. Tell that to the people in india that Nestle is denying water to, saying either buy it or go fuck themselves. Say that to the fucking CEO that thinks water shouldn't be a basic commodity

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And now most of Sup Forums will hate me even if they have no idea who I am.

Nope. Businesses are bad, and so is the government because they let them influence so much.

bahahahaha.

nice job explaining why corporatism is bad, next?

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Imma liberal

Bro, see Now shut the fuck up and take a seat

Barely you fucking faggot

cry more

You cannot be on the libertarian right. That would assume that the conservatism held some libertarian ideals.
In fact this whole chart is unnecessary once you see the paradoxes. You have what is called a deductive paradox: you have deduction, which works because big things can't fit inside small things, and deductive paradox, where the big thing is equivocated into the small thing: Intolerance against intolerance, Freedom to enslave, or forcing someone to be free.
Libertarians believe in personal freedom above all else. To insure this is maintained, they believe in a magical marketplace where the market punishes wrongdoers simply by having people act in their own interest. This selfish marketplace insures people will treat each other with respect, because to not do so would hurt yourself.

This is a narrative that in no way fits the world. It is a magical wish, not a narrative that is useful to believe.

But more importantly, Libertarianism is a narrative that in no way fits conservatism, whose practitioners believe in the structure and respect of hierarchy.

Libertarianism is just delusional liberalism, and authoritarianism is just broken conservatism.

This whole chart is a piece of nonsense. This website's only purpose is to steal information from your computer.

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I mean, by that logic, food should be free as it is a necessity. So should be a shelter. Why stop at a shelter? We deserve a life partner, why don't we get one provided by the state?

let's yell at each other over how wrong we are rather than engage in meaningful conversation

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By American Standards he's a Marxist. Then again anything that's slightly left is seen as such

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There is a difference between giving people tap water as a government and telling them to pay for it and outright selling overpriced bottles of water to people in fucking need of a clean water supply while profiting off it, are you really this fucking stupid?

Nice slippery slope you got there.

There is literally nothing wrong with paying for water.
It's a scarce good; having to pay for it will make people ration it better.

>businesses are bad
How are they bad? Voluntary exchange is bad? Production is bad?
They're only bad in so far as they engage in corporatism. If all they're doing is exchanging goods they can't violate anyone and can only really increase utility.

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kill yourself fucking liberals

this guy doesnt understand how political compass works.. left-right on political compass has nothing to do with conservatism-liberalism, its, socialism-capitalism.

one can be socially permissive and capitalistic (libertarian right).. you might wanna read up on ths site.

Come at me Sup Forumsros

bahahaha

not a liberal, im an anarcho-capitalist, and liberals hate me as much as conservatives do.

Fite me Sup Forums

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Then the bartender spends life in prison and goes out of business due to no one wanting to partake in his services. Once other bartenders see this, it never happens again.

Regulations are fucking stupid.

>cry more

Nah, I'm not one of those pussy liberals. I am actually able to debate with people.

Explouting people for profut for a good cobsidered vital to life is evil. Water isnt that scarce either.

Christ I'm pretty damn left liberal but holy shit

Hey look, a faggot is calling upon his fellow faggots.

No, if your logic is 'things' should be free then you need to do better than that.

'overpriced'
Meaningless phrase tbh.
The price will equal the amount of resources used to produce and transport the water.

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lol i don't know dick about economics

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Except it's not a scarce good. Well, it is, because many businesses are poisoning it by dumping their shit into our water supplies, or even creeks and streams just so they can get rid of it cheaper.
And I never said that paying for water is wrong, it's taking the water source of a small portion of the population, shutting tap water off, then proceeding to extort the same portion of the population to buy your water for more money than it costed in the first place, therefore driving them into poverty

I'm just pointing out everything has a price. And that government not providing food is the same as government not providing water.

Also, I couldnt care less about Inda, look at how they treat their water.

I am not even the most Left that I've seen. I've seen a solid -10,-10

Good luck trying to get a lefty to wrap their brain around that one.

Bernie Bros unite!!!

idk if i can even get this on purpose

you're about in the right spot

How is it evil because it's done for a profit?
Everyone benefits. The profit is the reward for helping someone.
Just look at how societies who stopped rewarding people with profit did. Not very well.

Or you don't understand it.
How can you have authoritarian capitalism or libertarian socialism? By your definition (which is wrong) it still doesn't work for anything.

If a country is in peril because one company won't give them water for free, that's the fucking country's fault.

Nestle doesn't have to give shit away just because they're doing business in a shithole.

i am both confused and horny

LOL.
The people they took the water supply from are pretty much sick, dehydrated and everything because they can't fucking pay for it, you moron

I'm surprised, I thought there would be a lot more conservatives here.

>be me
> own water source
>sell water as a good
>use money to buy up more water because why not
>increase price of water
>Buy all remaining water
>Charge everyone a fortune for water because no regulations
>just the market at work
>people die because they cant afford my shit
>damn it feels good to be a nigger

that's red, faggot.

Regulations are an integral part of maintaining the health of an economy. The Fair Labor Standards Act, automotive regulation, and building codes all saved lives by forcing businesses to act more responsibly.

Communist master race reporting in

And we are back to my original point, businesses are bad for governments when governments let businesses influence them this much. Jesus fucking christ, it's like talking to a bunch of apes in this bitch

Only come on this website to laugh at the 15 year old sexually frustrated white kids.

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you are also suggesting there is a perfect system to map the complexity of ideology, which cannot exist.

political compass has its issues too, the questions are biased to push the taker into the green quadrant.

Well the CEO was right.
our case is only about property rights being given to a business instead of the local people.
If the local people used the river first they should own it and a business shouldn't be able to come along and just do whatever. No one's saying that's a good thing.

Point out even one time in history that anything like this has happened.

I'm liberal.

Fuck Sanders. His policies are untenable. Stop ruining the evidence-based policy making of progressives by buying into his populist wet dream.

I don't consider myself liberal

For reference dudes

who forces the government to act responsibly?

these agencies are full of unelected people that have no experience in the real world and just make up shit for the sake of exercising power without consequence.

>Implying niggers are that competent

India. Right now. Check out Nestle ;)

Youve never heard of a monopoly or trust?

That really won't happen
Why I sell you my water so you can sell it back to me at a higher price?
Also diseconomies of scale, competition

>who forces the government to act responsibly?

The people who elect officials

>these agencies are full of unelected people that have no experience in the real world and just make up shit for the sake of exercising power without consequence.

Except for the regulations I pointed out.

Fuck me lol, it's happening right now. Jesus