When I read this I seriously felt some pain, this doesn't feel just...

When I read this I seriously felt some pain, this doesn't feel just, I'm not married yet and I dont like where this is going, I like like Jhonny Depps personality and acting there's nothing too bad about him to do a thing like that to him, why did she do it? Its just wrong man...wrong..

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She's a cunt. That's pretty much the only answer.

He obviously hadnt....... Heard

mid life crises are always a sad nasty thing

Don't get married without a prenup, fucking Johnny derp

supposedly he's back hard on cocaine and she's not having it

This is what happens when you fucking get married. Let the look on this guys face teach you all a lesson.

>prenup
Surely he did get one. Maybe not a "you fuck off with whatever you had when you showed up because we both know I'm the goddamn breadwinner" prenup, but surely she's not eligible for the ol' halfaroo.

"better take all of his money"

Nope, he didn't get one.

He married a beautiful lesbian nobody half his age. Genius.

I thought she came out as lesbian like 10 years ago?

shes trying help him, man!

More like
>prenup
>implying it won't be tossed out immediately in court

those poor hollywood actor millionaires
take it to eonline, sheep

>hurr youre only allowed to feel sorry for poor fat faggots like me guys!

I think her motives are quite clear. Maybe the courts rely on their rationality on this decision.

Either way, fuck celebrities.

I don't see this confirmed, anywhere, bruh. I mean, ET and TMZ are claiming it, but what the fuck do they know?

>according to legal documents obtained by us
Riiiiiiiight.

She did, didnt stop his autistic ass from marrying her.
She was probably banging his mom and had 0 reason to stick with him when she kicked the bucket.

I don't know why anyone with that much money would ever get married, it's just not a sound decision.

How much did Kobe's wife get in his divorce? Or Tiger Woods' wife?

It's absurd but you're doing it to yourself if you get married once you're worth 300 million +.

>Implying a prenuptial agreement actually matters much in Court.

You haven't witnessed many divorces have you?

Why is it allowed to just take money that easily?
The wrong is in clear sight.

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Agreed.
The laws are absurd, but your the one signing he rights to half your shit away.

>white woman after a dudes money
Big fucking surprise

I can happily say I haven't. But I can tell you this, he's better off just paying her a few mil to go away, because doing it this way is going to end up with the same result plus a couple lawyers buying a beach house.

Prenups don't count for shit, they're civil agreements that can be discarded at any time based on the judges discretion. They're also null and void if they're outdated, which most are two years after the marriage starts or if they're incorrectly filled out (most are).

Tell that to brendan fraser

What are those fucking creatures.

Kek part of me is like "kek that's what you get for bringing your fucking dogs into my country and than making some bullshit apology on camera".

But the other part feels sorry for him, I think she cucked him so hard, the fact that it was her dogs and her fault and she dragged him through all that shit.

the court can still refuse Heard's claim. Remember that Depp needs to provide for his kids, and Heard is a celebrity, so she doesn't exactly need the money. Im guessing she'll get something out of it, but not 50/50 split.

Sorry to be an uninformed asshole, but what happened to Brendan fraser?

Id rather die an extremely slow and agonizing death in a fiery motorcycle accident than get married.

Ironically I think that's a good analogy for marriage.

Well how the fuck is a guy supposed to protect his money?

Yeah, what happened to brendan frasier.

Vasectomy
Never get married.

Why did she do it? Prob cause he was a entitled cunt that thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. He is a piece of trash.

Constant death threats, make it apparent to her that you can just have her murdered at any time then when you do get divorced offer her a stipend.
If you're super rich, give her ten percent of your total wealth.

we could meme a new law into existence

the Depp-Heard law

Or because he's rich as fuck?

Divorce cut him down to size.

Probably something you won't have to worry about since you don't have any

He has (literally) $1,000 in the bank while his wife gets an obligatory $900,000 in alimony every year.

Is that Brednfan Fraser is the picture? Because I've always thought it looked like him

Also, what the fuck is the story behind that picture?

This.

She has that smoking hot, magnificent natural cunt face that I'm so fond of. Odds are she's shit in bed and a total bitch 99% of the time, just like my ex wife.

Depp is an arrogant autistic fuck with no respect for anyone (or any country's law), he's one of those talentless fucks who won the lottery for no reason but luck and I hope she takes him to the fucking cleaners, or he O/Ds asap.

> dehumanizing rich people

poor, nigger and fagot

>implying tmz doesnt shell out mad cash for top tips

Topkek

Shortly after his divorce and becoming super broke, he could only afford going to the ghetto barbers. Long story short, they fucked his shit up.

kek
I would have if I had known him. He agreed to yearly alimony payments (seemingly for a long time since he was tripping about it) which was fucking dumb, should have lump-summed the bitch.

Fraser's situation is potentially bad, Dave Foley's is FUCKED though.

lets just troll her #shedeservesit

the photo is Fraser with his hair photoshopped to 'just fuck my shit up' style

Fuck Johnny Depp. That's what he gets.

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>only rich people get raped by divorce
You're a fucking retard. The reason it's significant when it happens to a rich actor is because they have money, looks, personality, and they STILL end up having some whore of a wife divorce them.

we srsly need to fucking ban this asshole judges ass raping all these men financially

he had money, his wife sucked him dry, now hes a mummy

Oh no he'll only have $200 million dollars

kek well why is he crying in the photo?

>being of Sup Forums
>being this naive
what are you 12?

>doing this after the cosby ordeal and thinking people won't believe her when she rats on you

>
Fuck you, I'm doing okay. I've got the foresight not to get married though, so it's not an issue. I'm just curious if there is a genuine failsafe.

>talentless
I get that you don't like the guy but now you're being silly. He didn't just "hit the lottery" to get where he is today.

because its shopped you dense cunt

ayy lmao

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Sup Forums is dead

>this was the kind of thing Sup Forums would capitalize on
>now all the trolling and le epic lulz are on Sup Forums

then go back to you fucking faggot

Real men get married

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LOL ok buddy, you realise there are a million actors that can act better than this guy but literally can't get a gig? Get real you have no idea what you're talking about. He got lucky and no other reason.

People don't go to his movies because they think he's a good actor, they go because they recognise him and they recognise him because he got some early gigs.

She didn't like his gold teeth either.

I hate Sup Forums

but Sup Forums is 50% faggot porn these days and does fuck all

Go fuck yourself with your bull shit filled glasses about how Sup Forums is a waste of it's old self. Sup Forums never was good in the good old days and never will be good.

probably have your money and property in private stocks, in bonds or some shit, or under family member/close friend's name

>hates Sup Forums

nigger detected

He's right. old Sup Forums would destroy anyone messing with Edward Jack Sparrow Scissor Hands

You know his wife was the retard who brought their dogs to australia, not him, right?

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too... much... memes...

spotted the gay down-on-his-luck dried up fail best in his high school drama class actor

kys

bc she has a vagina. where are the fucking feminists on this?

holy cuck, batman!

old Sup Forums is in jail, paying fines out the ass, or working for fbi

No, they wouldn't. They'd laugh, and move on.This isn't something they'd care about in the slightest. No, if Amber were, say, around half her current age (or younger), then something would get done.

>literally can't get a gig
because they suck?

This

never thought of it that way

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(You)

you know he also has an obligation to ask 'hey have we registered these dogs with customs?'

Additionally, it was his shit attitude with regards to getting caught, a pathetic apology (reaffirming he believes he's right) and then going on TV shows and insulting Australia, Australian laws and government ministers because this special autistic snowflake felt its not a problem to break the laws of foreign nations.

I hope the next time he tries to come here his visa is rejected

Excuse you, I didn't say anything involving /pol so you can fuck off you butthurt faggot

Well at least now he can finally go back to getting buttfucked by Tim Burton while Helena watches and fingers herself

because they're not kikes, and because they're not lucky.

Im 20 and I plan on getting a vasectomy and never getting married.

Im straight and like pusseh but woman are lying manipulative deceptive evil sneaky cunts. Like there all like that. I fucking hate women

Her nose disturbs me

that is one of the ugliest nipples i've ever seen on such a fine pair of tits. damn you

How does Trump do it?

why bother with the vasectomy if you're not going to get any pussy anyway you virginfag

and because they suck?

kek

If i was a virgin fag i probably wouldn't have that view of Women

yes obviously some actors are bad, some are good, but most are lucky you moron.

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