How do I get chinese gf?

How do I get chinese gf?

Only serious answers please

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learn chinese and ask one. i really don't think its hard, a lot of them want to fuck whitey and if you aren't black or middle eastern they think you're whitey.

Learn Uyghur and move to Xinjiang

Being wealthy enough to impress her parents.

Pursue Lu Bu and bring him to justice

Same girl?

just be yourself

good one nest

1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive

become rich and famous

I dated one.

We met at a house party. We talked about Roxy music and we really clicked.

The pussy was tight :)

Why would want a Chinese gf? They're the worst Asians.

I can't do both

1. Be Rich
2. Dont be poor

do many chinese immigrate to chile? if not, immigrate yourself to someplace with lots of chinese, then get into a relationship with one as you would anyone else

be rich

cute!!!!!

kill yourself monsieur

>same dress
>same face
>from same site
who knows they all look the same

most have big wide pie faces
other asians are better

WHY DO THEY HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS!!!

this so much

1. Ask Chinese girl on a date
2. ???
3. Profit

a lot of them are so cute but then I think of them speaking that awful shit language and it's bonerkill

By being an adaptive, functional human being.
Ask me how I know you are more than likely not.

Protip: Uyghurs

Turkic languages are as beautiful as their qts

chinese girls are more rare than boys I guess so they have room to pick and choose

I met mine in a communications law class and we started dating after I took her to dinner a couple times

Chinese girls Westerners although their families don't

go to Buenos Aires and go to the first super market you see, by definition there's at least 1 (one) chinese girl

You can pretty much find chinese girls in any country by now

Kek

>Turkic languages are as beautiful as their qts

Of course the Kraut who speaks the ugliest language that ever existed can't comprehend the beauty in languages

>who speaks the ugliest language that ever existed

>canadian banter

>Said of the country whose main language is basically celto Germanics trying and failing to imitate the French in pronunciation

Op here

So I read somewhere the following phrase "I'd rather cry in a BWM than laugh in the backseat of bicycle". Said by some Chinese celeb.

So I need a BWM

Unrelated but I hate Germans and Brazilians

big white member?

I'm car shopping right now.
being a poor student has never been so shitty before.
I hate choosing the least crappy car I can find.

and i don't care about canadians, so its all good :)

han, not uyghur

Have you been studying Uyghur recently?

I only have a Ford Focus and some bitches already are all over me. I'm just a spergy dude with a semi-nice car.

I couldn't drive a hot hatch, they're so douchy

This looks Han to you, ya dummy?

Not yet, learning some mandarin right now. Will start Uyghur before I vacation to Urumqi in mid-spring. So excited!

>before I vacation to Urumqi in mid-spring
Nice, I'm hoping to visit Xinjiang the next time I'm in China for a while again.

>tfw don't want to be a dirty motorist but it gets pussy

rarety

There are more chinese boys then girls

Girls have room to choose given statement above.

that said Uggos don't give a shit Lmao.

lol yall faggots putting chink girls on a pedestal like they're korean or japanese now, when they're third world subhuman monkeys

stay out of china you beta faggots. you've already ruined the country as a pussy paradise. go to japan, nobodys going there anymore so there's got to be a new niche for foreigners

Very nice proxy my meme friend.

>mfw a noncountry tries to give me orders

fuck up zhang

fritz pls

Stop trying to hog the treasure for yourself

there's no treasure here. only subhuman chinks. stop putting them on a pedestal beta cuck. gooks and jap girls are infinitely better tier

There you go again. Nice try, not falling for it.

go to interpals

Talk about how you love Asian cultures and how you love the tiny little chinese feet.Girls love peopple who know a lot about their country. Also, instead of using the usual conversation filler like "uh" or "um", say "ano" or "e-eto" instead

Goodluck user, gambatte kudasai!

>be white
>be rich
>learn chinese
pick two

wow…

Are you stupid?

What did he get wrong? Please tell me being rich isn't important.

gook

Why a Chinese one in particular?

Because they are cute, meek, and submissive

photoshop

be white and rich

git gud

and plastic surgery, or is that just koreans

this applies to every race and nationality t b h

Doubt it, she's just this cute, meek and submissive.

>and submissive

Lol they just pretend to be like that until you stop giving them money

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she looks like a 12 year old boy with an alien head

Being rich is enough by itself to get any top tier girl desu.

Being white doesn't really cut it in most non-Asian countries.

this

t. poorfag

> ford focus
> bitches all over me
how is that even possible?

youtube.com/watch?v=nYpJ37ulsnk

Dig down. Deep.

None of you faggots deserve qt chink gfs

Jealous, I've been all over China but still haven't been to Xinjiang