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how the fuck are that such high odds?
Pretty jelly tbqh
>/eurobet/
Euan is worst OP sub edition
WTB during tomorrow lads?
he literally only did not score because i was him
fucking hell
Under 1.5 FH again, between this bet and my penalty bet I'm up £4,200 off £100 to start with
Who /slitwrists/ tonight
This, couldn't find the thread and started to panic
Fuck Euros get on Chile +0 lids
What the fuck is a eurobet you lonsdale slip on wearing nonce
Dark dark day lads. Sirens in the background. Wife's son is on the floor with a bloody face. Wife is on the floor next to her boyfriend. Not sure what to do with them. Down insane but prison is -ve. NEED to run. Heads gone, think it's on a magaluf bender.
I've lost my final three pounds. Back on 0. feels bad man
And -£5 to an Albanian and -£11 to me
>"CR7" to score
>Poortgual to win 75mins-FT
>Over 0.5 goals second half
Fucking useless shirt-lifting ponce
Another wife's son bites the dust.
Is Messi playing tonight?
Pretty sure I've put £10 on some Finnish shite for you too
lads what do we chase on?
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
San Francisco Giants @2.2 is too far
They weren't even bad bets 2bh. I'd win them 9 times outta 10. What the fuck Ronaldo
'I'm the best player of the last 20 years.'
Cristiano Ronaldo, May 2016.
i might as well be betting with monopoly money with the amount of dosh im using, but i am up on this shitshow of a game.
went in DEEP on corners.
Can't say he's wrong tbf. Rather him than that dwarf autist. State of our sport when the GOAT can barely utter English words. Even fucking Pele speaks English.
ARP got such a way with words
this still hits too close to home tbqh
>Pele
Bigger fraud than brasil and me put together
(5.80 x 501) + 5.80 = 2911.60
Pls explain op
how much did you lose?
If you hadn't dropped out from school just before SATS you'd realise they give the stake back along with the winnings. Seek medical advice.
tsuuuuu
50 on Ronnie fgs. Unspeakable amounts on O0.5
Any time I'm down insane and hate everything, I stand still and be glad I'm not as retarded as guys like
Will France slip against Switzerland tomorrow lads?
tbf, 501*5.8=2905.8
so the OP image is still wrong
Hey friendo you OWE me a fiver. Tsunaldo didn't score unfortunately.
anyone here know their baboonball? mate of mine tipped me the cavaliers.
talking big sense pal
Skybet round up the odds, so it's never exact
Hard to say how much France will push for a win but I think the price on France is too generous.
Swiss haven't really shown anything to suggest they're any better than Romania or Albania.
I'll ... I'll give you one more bet that WILL win to make up the money
ON my hands and knees for any winning bet. Losing run longer than the invincibles.
Nigjump fan here, Warriors are most likely to win in my opinion, they're at home but it's the final game, and they've blown a 3-1 lead in games.
I sure as fuck wouldn't bet on it.
down from o0.5 2bh
Tell me more.
No, doesn't work that way. Send it to Euan's Skrill to compensate him for my subscription.
What do you think lads: France, Wales, England, Poland, Germany and Belgium winning?
I see you also dropped out of school. I added the 5.80 stake on if you cared to read my post.
do you put them in an acca with a £100 stake or put £100 stakes on all 3 games?
0.00 in my account. Wife's son hospitalised with a brain haemorrhage. No gums in my mouth. No hair on my head. No saliva in my mouth.
Villagers score the second as I post the reback, and then score another while I'm debating whether it's still worth rebacking from there.
In tears
Didn't say I didn't ya nonce x ;)
in case you're not trolling, 501.0 decimal odds is the same as 500/1 fractional odds. decimal odds automatically include the stake but they state it too just to be clear
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/bet/ has the best maymays
What do france have to play for? Wont the swiss go through with a draw?
me, unironically. not sure what to play in the Club tonight, thinking about this youtube.com
You don't add the stake with decimal odds - it's included already.
This would be written 500/1 as a fraction in which case you would add the stake on.
Set up a twitter, get some followers tipping mug shit then get affiliated
IMG are so so bad
youtube.com
this pls
Would love some Rick Astley. Just saw the lad on TV. Decent tbf.
nah, this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk
10/10
LOVE this
Looks good for 50 tbqh.
How do I get affiliated?
What are you doing here chocolate bar
there is no way this was offered. i'm sure tons of people put a pound or two just for giggles. i know would.
did he just actually say "fucking"?
Sitting here reminiscing the days pre-/bet/ when I had money, and a sane state of mind
It's Skybet, they're known for offering meme markets
Excellence is never an accident. It is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, and intelligent execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives - choice, not chance, determines your destiny - Aristotle.
TNA Slammiversary what the fuck
u wot m7?
BROTHER NERO
Is there value in MLS or is it well priced?
Who in God's name is this slag pundit on ITV?
...
LOVE this gimmick
juveguy is what some of you may call a 'flounder' but I call him a blue whale, he is swimming now, and will not be stopped, for he is the largest mammal on earth.
LA Villa -0.25 may be worth a small. Had a slow first half but are getting back in it seemingly
My model has them winning this by 2
are wales going to beat russia?
>model not in excel
EXPOSED
>not having a notepad file with your original thought working and for general backup
rookie mistake lad
really wishing i was a DJ with an avenue of income
Big BIG fan of this guy
post desktop background
>tfw i banged her right after that pic
>tfw you will never please juveguy's sphincter with your tongue
Why is no one giving me detailed instructions on how to get a trip.
v weird post this.
desu lads I don't even bet I just come here for the incredible banter
Strange post.
Even stranger.
We've got enough characters pal
>mfw i can never afford enough food to become fat
Been doing some digging and discovered something that will blow /bet/ WIDE OPEN. Gathering evidence right now, literally shivering right now
Tears at missing out on worldies.
Alright Brendan Rogers
When are you going to send that fiver friend?
Getting me worried now.
>Hair well groomed and styled
>trendy glasses that add an air of sophistication
>t shirt that manages to both promote his brand AND look badass
>no hoverhand, instead is groping her bum
fair play from Juve desu
Shaking.
when i make it big. have nothing right now