Facepucci

Facepucci

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Come over so I can make you spaghetti

where do you live

Michigan

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Hi people

i'm kentuck, so maybe one day.

CHEESE GRATER

Truly a timeless classic.

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Ew

why does it take so long to McFucking shave your own body?

because body hair is evil

Because it was never nature's intention.

i had this realization 2day where the woman is properly self-relational being able to create the body as a copy or something. like for instance part of the equation for people gaining intelligence and hightened states of consciousness has to do with feet necessitating a ground to stand. not necessarily the ground being there to actually have life be existing on but the reason for motion plays a big role in evolutionary advantage or something. do you follow? like cause and effect have smaller subsystems of karma, talking and such being a metaphysical sort of engine so to speak to the language barrier, and your car engine pushes to the ground a lot of purpose or something. to the extent where the car needs something to push on in order to actually drive. so it's the mutuality or necessitated duality or idk paws r fun or what the heck

fuck you

Nair, baby. Shit is magical.

I know you love me

neither was peen in butt
well it is red

Can't argue with that.

only if you're a redhead

not when the top 8 layers of skin burn off with it

it doesn't.

>neither was peen in butt
If god didn't want us getting fucked in the butt he wouldn't have put the male g-spot there.

I identify as daywalker

BUTT FUCK

it does when I have shitty tools and sensitive skin
>g-spot
>prostate
>k

i use a beard trimmer because razors arent really worth it.

>Very little bodyhair masterrace

But no.

I mean obviously I use a trimmer, butt it heats up and starts tearing skin

I haven't trimmed my beard in two weeks. It's gonna tickle.

>>Very little bodyhair masterrace
I'm actually insanely jealous.

must be nice

get a different trimmer

i love it

don't make it sound so easy

Evening all

Gonna tickle his kissing hole with it.

hello shark person

Hi

I only get hair around the strategic areas as well as a very light tuft in the middle of my chest and a snail trail.

Geyshark

it's pretty easy, honestly

what about the other hole

Heya

N-no you

Maybe the other one if I feel like it.

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i cant imagine you wont

fgsfghfghdf

Wait, im not a shark.

Can't argue with quads I guess

But I was saying you were the gay one not the shark one

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I really don't know.

Just have to see where the bedroom takes us.

good luck, intrepid explorers

Untrue, I like grurls too they just dont like me.

I mean so do I but I'm still gay

I just realized I need to get supplies for the journey

I suppose, how are you bbycakes?

That drawing is actually pretty cute

And I am alright, out for summer, working mostly

>the feeling when you looked like a bear at 16

what supplies?

some bears are ok

ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

I work all the time, I dont like summer much though.

Lube and condoms.

Fuck me.

ʸ⁻ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ

Gets too warm out there?

Pucci, you say?

Being next to two big ass lakes makes summers humid. It can be tolerable certain days, its nice being by the lake during then.

not here to talk, here's some cute dudes tho

enjoy small dump

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I'd imagine hopping into the nice cool water on a hot day is real nice

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It would, but I dont swim much these days.

I need to get back into swimming. Or some form of exercise.

Yeah, you'd look great.

I could slim down more and get some definition. Then take more pics and stuff

Damn that is cute as hell. Redrusker always manages to hit every spot for me.

hngggg I love pics like this
dead eye-to-eye contact

I have a simultaneous love / hate for those pics.
They're gorgeous and make me feel fuzzy, but then I remember that I don't have anyone I can share a moment like that with so it bums me out a little.

:\ hm. now I kinda feel the same way.
bummer

Idk, that pic is pretty hot/cute still

I know you're in here Garrett Fike

no i am steve

i am a buy named sue

No, I'm Sparticus!

whatre you fuckin gay?

what'you fucking faggot?

I thought you were Dan Savage?

yeh.

well that happened.