Cock rate thread? R8 me m8s

Cock rate thread? R8 me m8s

No you faggot nobody on this site wants to see your dick. Why would you even fucking do that man?

Fuck you. As if there aren't cock rate threads all the time. Now rate me you worthless faggot

I don't know what chan you're thinking of buts certainly not this one you sick fuck

Welcome to the board then newfag

I've been here since 1947 bucko

Im sure you have kid. Here is another picture of my cock for you to admire

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You just keep showing how much of a newfag you are

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Have you come up with a rating yet gay fag

The best part of all this is that I'm not even a newfag. I'm just having a blast fucking up your dick rate thread. Nobody is going to show up. Which is good, we don't need more dick rate threads. This thread isn't even derailed, it's completely unrailed.

Have fun watching it 404 faggot

R8 fags

you have a shitty cock sorry
nice n big 8/10

r8 me

I have a top view too

Connor get off the internet

Fuck you how is it shitty?

It's small if hard

Tiny as fuck, hairy as hell- it looks like you dont know how to shave properly, and your balls look like shriveled prunes that cant produce any cum. You will never be able to satisfy anybody with that pathetic thing lol

Too small, can't compete with Jamal

lmao your an idiot kid

It is hard. And fuck off. Its only slightly smaller than average. You people watch too much porn

you should get it hard first lol wtf is this

Hey faggot these
are for this

rekt
Still happy this didn't 404, OP?

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youre so beta its funny,

you see and ??

Those are mans cocks, what you have is literally pathetic for any male, you just think that your big cause you blame it on porn for setting unrealistic standards, but real men are the ones who have sex, not pathetic 3inchers like you. what you have isnt enough for any women to be happy at all i hope you know that. How long is that hard lmao

It is hard?

Fuck you. Lets see your cock. Guaranteed that I am bigger than your micro dick

ok faggot here you go

For the record, that guy is not me.

>im a beta

Post your cock then. You sound beta. And yeah they are a little bigger. Good for them. They are lucky they were so blessed. Also its 4-4.5 inches

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>a little bigger

Fuck you. Stop spiderman posting and post your dick unless you are ashamed

Same goes for you beta

HE'S ANGRY

Ohhhh dear keking so fucking hard op just get this your dick is small that's how it is life is shitty nothing you can do about this and I'm with this guy cause he said my dick was from a real man

time to be a trap

Rate?

I usually hate dick rate threads but this is one of the greatest threads I've ever been in

Lol mini bone bastard fuck ur dubs

>5 inches is small

What kind of tv does that remote go to?

pretty sure there isn't 30 inches within a ruler

Holy fucking shit I am dying over here

I posted my cock you moron
look at it and realize how shit your life is

and lmao im beta, im literally talking about how much bettter and more manly than you i am, and you reply saying you have a 4 incher im dead lmao

>mfw I posted my cock to see if it's good enough to use for sex but instead I get shitposting

>literally talking about how much better and more manly I am than you

Sounds pretty beta and insecure to me tbh. Also you look underage and your cock is just average

Nice and large!

9/10

im done arguing with your dumbass, all i know is that your just looking for excuses to make yourself feel better, i may look young but thats good, im 19 and in shape with a 7 inch and you look like a fat 30 year old with a tiny dick so whos the real loser here?

R8 cocksuckers

7/10

2/10

I should kill myself because I'm the same size

8.5

Its not that bad. People on this site are just delusional. The biggest pleasure zone for a women is just like two inches in. People watch too much porn. I think my cock is perfect size

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Hott damn.

Fucking 9/10

Any more rates?

Is my head too pink? R8 bros

Its pretty pink user. But it doesnt look bad

0/10

You arent supposed to rate your own cock faggot

c'mon

R8

Not bad 7/10

5/10

Way too bushy for my liking.

It's a rather pink head, but it's still a nicely thick cock.

8/10

R8 away

11/10 want to suck

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I'm in.

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aww, isn't that adorable/10

Rate

farva/10

I'll take it

I want to see you cum/10

Yeah?

This is what no fap does to you

Saline lol

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Worship that meat/10

R8

R8? 6in 5.5 girth

Wanna suck 10/10

Herpes/10

Seriously though I would get checked.

Rate me?

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R8 me

100/10 perfect cock, want

Kinda soft

Kind of yummy

Thank You :D

No, thank you, giving me a hard on

R8?

aay

7/10

Hard on for a softie

I have more if you'd like