Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most Importantly: Have fun!

4 hours is plenty of sleep.

Kyouko claimed.

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I totally approve of this waifu.

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Gutless wonder here

>I just served myself a hot steamy plate of doneion rings

Touka claimed.

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still here

and

hello
as in ate them?

o shit waddup?
It's been a while friend. How are you?
Yeah, wanna start?

>claim

still alive unfortunately claimin

Hello, and i'll say happy birthday again, but this time with a face.

>noticed

>back to lurk

What's up Drama Alert nation, I'm your host Killer Keemstar, let's get riiiight into the news!
Apparently Kagami and Discount Megumin plan on discussing their ship sinking LIVE on this thread. Let's watch this happen.

You get two.

Kyouko.

>back as well.

n they smell like shit and has no friends

I bet it is.
Why gutless?
>not calling it 'team of deer gangs up on helpless girl
Not even a Super Slam reference.
kys

Why so smug?

I'm here.

i am no cuck sir
also I'm here for talking about anime so i am posting my favorite character
Bromoko!
>drunk
>high
>reading manga
>cuddling
i think perfect is good to describe my current situation
one of the best smugs
>also dubs

and is ugly and have to hurtp oeple the ugly way cause smel llike shit but has to hide it so the ugly people losers are lame and fake and has to hide they smell like shit like the ugly guys losers and is ugly and has to hurt peopel the ugly way to hide that there not ugly so can bother the popular people even tho is too ugly to hurt people with looks

how is /waifu/ tonight?

I've never walked out. I self termed from a job once. I clocked out then threw my ID away and never went back. They sent a certified letter to tell me I was fired a month later.

Ruri.

Yuuko.

>I bet it is.
Well I'm used to 10 hours but I'll survive.

Happy Birthday!

hello again. How was your walk?
thank you. How was your day?
no reason at all
I dislike the nickname

i don't really know what to say...other than, im sorry and please forgive me....

A (You) before I sleep. Been wondering about you and Kirino. I'd try and strike up a chat soon.

Take care.

Do you want to take this outside you pompous little faggot? Talk shit get hit, bitch

see
im fuckin fantastic m8y
WELL I DISLIKE YOU DISLIKING IT SO THERE
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>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Good morning/afternoon/evening guys, how's going?

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>inb4 Booby Brother

People don't know the meaning of lurk

It was very productive. I am for the most part happy with results.
How about you?

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Farewell. I hope you feel great when you wake up.

was good hot out my least fav type of weather did you find something to do?

see?

No as in I wrecked myself

I choked in a test

>I'm terrible under pressure

Just great

Hello, Noire. Looking as decent as ever

Pasta compatriot, up early I see.

Holst.

Milinda claim

You should get the Telegram app. That way we can chat.

Shit, one of the blisters on my left hand popped. Gross. Fuck.

oh i was referring to the next post i quoted
explaining how i am doing XD
omg nice dubs also i have telegram we should talk!
>QueenAsuka
no idea who your husbando is but i think i like the art style
>nice dubs

Yari Yuri.

>686388494
That's a pretty sound way of thinking. I concur, and not just to sound intelligent, either.

I leave for one week and I've been forgotten?!

>guess i'm not lurking

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moo

I was a casual and gave them a weeks notice that I had a new job. Told them Id finish up the given shifts then leave. Getting paid $200 a week to keep a kitchen in shape for 3 days and being told there was no work for me wasnt working out so well
People have survived on less easy.
It happens to everyone.
>me and that friggin pen
Tasty. Thanks for sharing

thank you
sucks to suck
just downloading the new total war game and thinking about what to do with the other 60 dollars and good for you
nope just sort of sat around for the last few hours not doing much and sorry your walk was not enjoyable

Hello Mirai, just couldn't really tell from side view, and had no glasses on. How have you been?

Kagami, you have to get intimate with your partner sometimes. Not privately but in thread. Show who belongs to you like me and bunny does!

>restocking stuff at in-store newsagency
>mistake notebook on shelf for my own
>end up drawing tits in it
>realize this
>end up leaving money on counter and taking notebook with me
>tell manager about it
>neglect to mention me accidently drawing tits in notebook
>glad we don't check security footage when no crime takes place

So how is everyone else going?

>jenny claim

I've given notice at other places, but only the one job did I hate enough to just fuck over everyone in my department.

thanks duuude. most of my Zizz art is by one artist.

Oh, you're welcome. It hurts like shit.

I'm doing okay, bandaged up again.

Yeah kind of, I'm just a bit more tired than usual.
Is your life treating you well?

I always wake up at 6:30am during the week, though most of the times I'm so sleepy that I can't even write properly. Only at the weekend I can sleep more.

Fluffy Hair.

I've been distant, and I'm sorry. I'll try and make it up to you soon.

>T

Friend, perfect is not enough to describe the paradise you're in
You know that you did nothing wrong, right?
anyway, I just think that being shipped together is too much for the both of us, like we aren't meant to be this close together, y'know?
I mean, sometime it just feels like we're not closer than just buddies..
...Mirai?
If it's you, Mili has been looking for you for days!

o got yah was excited to see a (you) lol

it was ok just hot haha sorry you did not find anything to do

Hmm, maybe I should bring that up to Renge sometimes.

Ooww that's certainly going to provide you with a lot of joyous time.
Is this birthday money you're spending?

>late hello

i mean i watch Eva multiple times in its entirety a couple times a month i dont have time for much more anime.
no you suck a suck
that fuckin pic gets me every time
what is the source material?
I think i agree.
heavenly is better
well have another (you)
I will make sure to give you more (you)s in the future.
dooooo eeeeet

That sounds like a productive day.
Been fired from every other job, but never under bad circumstances. Was breaking my body to keep up pace.
I know that feel. Burning pans being held in unprotacted hands for 5 seconds in a full palm grab leaves a mark. No scar but I can feel it when I open far enough.

I don't even know who you are and I already feel your pain

Sorry, who are you again?

>I'm forgetful

Noice

Isn't that exhibitionism though?

I panicked in a test and did worse than I should

>the usual

Wew

I've never been fired, only ever laid off.

Okay! I can do that! One sec.

>I always wake up at 6:30am during the week
Damn, that's when I usually go to sleep if not later, kek.
Used to wake up at like 6:30AM when I was still in school.

> though most of the times I'm so sleepy that I can't even write properly
I know the feeling.


>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
Sup Forums doesn't want me to post my other present pic, sad

>claimed

should be resolved soon with a new game
yes i expected much less but for whatever reason my father sent a card
ouch

i feel like i did though, i don't want to hurt you, or anybody, i'd like to do the opposite....
is there any way i can change that??

>Not helping you're waifu direct a big band

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Oh? Anything nice written?

>again
What happened?
well it's about the most productive thing to do when everyone has already stocked up everything else.

Zizz is from Pop'n Music. Most of my art is by I think mero_co on Twitter.

Lord. I just blistered from holding chains on a swing for two hours straight. They feel a lot better than earlier, though.

I used to wake up at 5:45 AM, now it's PM. Good thing I do nothing with my life at the moment.

Don't worry "___", there's no need to.
You don't have to explain me anything, just..take care.

No worries!
How are you Yuuko?

Well that actually sucks.
I hope you'll manage to get some rest and don't bring down your votes too much.
If in need of anything, I'm always here~

That's because I'm still in school Heh~
At least it's the last year, and you can imagine that I'll have finals soon.

Two of those happened in probation. Still stayed professional through the days I was waiting to leave.
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Slow day for everywhere it seems.

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You?

you...you..will thank you

noice sounds like fun

But who to get lewd first? ',:)

Hehe~

Is it?

You gotta be my 1st m8

Eh. The one job I gave notice at they were so upset that I was leaving. If they matched the money I was going to make I'd have stayed.

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I'd rather not say. It was that different, huh? I've been agitated, quite frankly. Terrible. How bout you, Shiro?

The one and only. "Mili"? Huh...

We've spoken before, unless you're not the same crazed German waifu. She's Mirai Kuriyama from Kyoukai no Kanata.

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>20/20 claimed

well most people get payed on thursday so everyone buys stuff then. the most we ever get pn friday are kids from after school. same over there i presume?

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>and you can imagine that I'll have finals soon.
Ah, good luck with those, I'd imagine you're gonna be knee deep in study soon, unless you already are.

> Good thing I do nothing with my life at the moment.
kek, same.

Blister on my left hand popped. Had to cover it so it doesn't discolor my paper.

A rhythm game by the makers of DDR, and Beatmania IIDX.

Generic happy birthday and if you need anything call
yes. so what is it that you like about your waifu. She seems interesting
i like that gif 2

Hoho~
I am the musician Asuka! I go by
>QueenAsuka
on telegram if that helps XD
oh shit waddap
is it hard?

shit, sounds awful. never heard of blisters forming on hands either.

do you like the plug suit?

Thanks, Noire.

>you're a great friend

Yes, especially if it's as blatantly clear-as-day as your relationship with the bunny

Thanks

Miho claimed

Im back for BF3

Only with that reaction image.
This place has been the only place I've made some form of savable income.
Its every second Thursday and every Tuesday. But we're in the middle of a uni thats being let out on break, so all our work is done in the 2 hours from when we open.
Oh boy do you not know about cooking or hard work.

You're not hurting me, if anyrhing I'm the one hurting you
I do, however, believe that this ship isn't meant to be. It's kinda forced. Don't get me wrong, I really like you. But this relationship is a bit much..
I'm sorry
Yup, she's been looking for ya and been sad when you weren't there

Obviously me, think Renge is submissive, but I enjoy that.
Sorry to hear that man, hope you start doing better soon. I suppose I've been fine, out of school, doing nothing besides watching anime and chilling on here for most of my days.

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Well, at least he fulfilled the social obligation.
DId you get any other goodies?

miho

Welcome back friend! :)

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Probably like this.

>Unless you already are
Yeas, I am.
And it's really tiring, especially when teachers submits you random mock tests when my time is already full with studying.

You're welcome~

>I guess I am, haha.

Heyo Miho.

Honestly? Once you've been playing it for a number of years, it's pretty simple.

let me point you to this

the suit looks weird to me
not really besides a chocolate cake. still need to find out what to do with the other 60

Hello

>Hugs

Nothing much.

tinychat bestposter

im good just lying around what about you? also nice waifu

well ive always been more submissive when it comes to women and esdeath is portrayed as a dominatrix of sorts which i like but she also seems motherly and gentle femdom is awesome haha