Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most Importantly: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
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Oh man, a 6016x4000 image that is less than 4 mb, how wonderful.

>alcohol and Marijuana
should've known

>old man fister claimed

Best bastard

i get it no need to explain

thanks

as much as i like talking to you two ive gotta go to sleep :( ill see you guys later gnight /waifu/

still here

Zizzposting confirmed.

Best at a lot of things

#Bernie2016
Claim

I need to stay out of Sup Forums till i watch the GuP movie. Fucking spoilers everywhere.

peace

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Best girl claimed!
>salty
are you okay? need a hug?
>gif related
you are going to be my star attraction
fuck yes.
>this is the life man
gnight (you)!
mooo

So what was the rally dealie whatever like?

Trump 2016

meant to load up this

>20/20 outright claim

Milinda claim
>Too happy for words edition

IM SO SORRY! IM ON WAYYY TOO MANY PAIN KILLERS!
Im okay. Just hurting a lot. But you already know that! What happened with you? Where have you been? I had the entire thread looking for you...

Honestly, in a lot of pain still, but im sooo happy right now. Mirai is finally back!

i wish i could live like that. Fuck asthma.

>Gamindustri beat cosplay girl claimed

Though...what's the meaning behind it?
I mean, being better than I think by staying beside Stocking?

Good thing I watched the thread before making a new one.
Though even if you're an heretic, I'll always hug you~
>tightly hugs

nah I think you can do it all by yourself

The ride never ends

Aside from the long wait and the secret service staring at my cpful phone for a good 30 seconds, it was pretty good. He gave some strong points I believe in.

>Sup Forums joke gone too far.

I have no problem with waifu switching. I just feel that you should really stick to your first claim as a matter of principle.
It gets
>DARK
at around that point. Thats probably the most funny / lighthearted moment that late in season two with the exception of maybe 3 scenes.
Thats my eventual plan.

Claiming

Nah.
Moooo.

tinychat bestposter

That gif is hypnotic as shit.

oh my gosh cutie waifu

Independent of stocking lov.

You are doing well.

My plan is to not do anything.

100% Milk

make edibles then
>its real easy and kinda fun
you are not weasling your way out of my grasp
wiat are you serious! i love it when shit gets real!
>have you even seen EoE lol
moooo mooo?

We'll have to change that

>yuuko

I'll take it.

Thank you.

Who is we?

>Morning
Do you have me confused with Britbong Maki?

Nevertheless, hello Noire.

Sleep tight.

I'm fine, thanks for the concern though. Sure I'll take one.

Shoot, sorry about that. Wish there was something I could do. That's great though! It's good to see you happy and even better to have her back.

>Best idol claimed
>Best idol claimed

I like it as well
You were never in control

probably try that then. assuming i ever grow the balls to get some

Yeah.

Thank you! Yours is cute too.

Yes.
Mooo mooo moo.

I have. I was tired though so I couldnt follow it beyond the Asuka death scene.
Not me. I wont interfere in a mans dreams.
See you BDSM person

Anyone who can and is willing. Even if i am not.

I've no waifu, only a husbando.

Having more than one waifu will ruin your laifu.

mavis reporting in

I guess I am, though I'd love to be there for her all the time~

Nono, I just wanted to say hi~

Oh shit I thought you were the girl!

gonna go for a short bit. gonna make dinner and have a shower.

>jenny

welcome back

You already get your passport and ticket to move to Canada?

Just having the 2 of you here is more than enough!

I have dreams that involve serpents. I chased one into a field in one, and then the field was set on fire. In another I was drowned by a large python in a swap late at night.

No one can or is willing.

*hugs*
i accidentally screwed up the gif in my last post see the gif inI'll post another hug tho
am too!
its really not scary lol
mooo moo!
>moo!
that shit was fucking intense as fuck i love it so much
>my poor waifu
>i actually cried a little the first time i saw it

Haw! Nah, nah. Zizz is my boy.

I'm worried.

i have a reoccurring dream of a wolf following behind me. But i can not see it's face.

Why?

QOTT:

Just for fun, how would you describe yourself in the most negative way possible?

>I'm a narcissistic, hypocritical, selfish asshole who's too dense to know what common sense is.

Just curios to know what everyone's dark side of their personality is.

of course you are

>Megumin Claim
Good morning everybody, how are you all?

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I look at the mirror and know that nothing i can say is as bad as what i deserve.

i haven't seen Stocking in a loong while
i really need one of those pics
>i cant find one with asuka
dont make me pop your balloon
>OEWW
omg how are you?

I have an extreme ego. I try not to show it to others, but sometimes it sadly comes out. Also, check out this image I found.

What's cookin, good lookin?

Passports expired and I'm too poor for travel.

Looks pretty cool. From where?

Lazy, distrustful, coward, cheap, what else?

You know what I meant. Theres no room for me in your dreams anyway.
If you want intense just watch School-live. The last 3 episodes are pure break the characters.
>inb4edgemaster
Introverted, egotistical slacker with a penchant for being both lazy and dependant on others.

I sometimes see snakes with stylized wooden masks leaping at me when I close my eyes.

Are there people who describe themselves in positive ways?

extremely large*

>Shiro

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That is a really weird dream. Lord.

I'm good! Trying to decide on if I should add color to my sketch or not.

Hello, user!

I have a bad habit of bringing myself down if I don't have others to keep me up.

Pop'n Music, a game by the makers of DDR and Beatmania IIDX.

>to any other user "I've been busy with life"
>you
A lot of bad things have happened to me in rapid succession. Granted, I'd say being t-boned is worse, but... Don't worry too much about it me, though. I'll tough it out, I always do. The entire thread, haha? I have been lurking a bit, though.

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Hiya there.

Nope.
Mooooo!
Are you by any chance wearing a red cape/hood thing during?
I'm a shit.

if i stay up for too many hours i often hear dogs barking.

i can see your beautiful face.

?

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I do my best. Which is never enough.

That... actually looks good on you.

>I am so conflicted on this
>You're my waifu
>But at the same time you're not

Yes. They're called "optimists"

How descriptive

Why would there be? I don't know you.

It's not so weird. I wake up from them feeling very calm.

I hear children laughing sometimes.

Disgusting.

need your ego plumped?
>Gate
>School-live
what else?
what is this from?
how you doin?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
I'll set your balloon on fire and disable your main engine

Now i know why your voting for him.

So one here might know how to use photoshop.

And its 3am

No, interestingly i'm often where i am sleeping.
There's also a shadowed figure that stands before me sometimes during this.

not sure what this shit means.
Thread actually helped me overcome these nightmares.

What a grand delusion.

Just woke up. I'm pretty bored so far waiting that something happens. You?

>I'm a sadistic guy that would burn his whole city down, while keeping the calm of a monk

Yeah it's been almost a month.

Don't exactly know what you mean by plumped. If you mean larger, no.

Im sorry friend. Is there anything I can do for you? Also do you have a steam or something like that? That way we can talk outside of the thread. Wish you would have said something if you were lurking though. I was genuinely worried about you.
Honestly, now im just happy your back and okay. You have literally made my entire week. Thank you for being okay and coming back
>I was praying for you every day.

i can live with that

Never thought I was so liked for Ryuko.

Delusion? No.

Yup.

What systems this for?

Its not just that. I mean what would trump do for me?

Even though they're the antithesis of you, they're not too bad.

>They're always on the bright side of things

>Spoopy

I'm tired.
Well damn, if there's anything I could do to help or you need to vent or anything just let me know.
Never gonna happen.

Ah, well excuse me for that. Wish it was morning here kek.

How are you doing?

If you say so

Grand all the same.

When i was young around 9 i would often hear people screaming.

You've already helped Qt

Fate Zero. Monster. Thats it from the top of my head.
Exactly. Though I am only a little bit one of those optimists in that I see when things are looking up for me and those I hold close. I still find it hard to muster emotions.

i can only hope
>you?
get high and blow something up!
is she okay?
>last i heard she was kinda down
but you are amazing!
you are just a cute. hows life?
youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
really good actually
cotton mouth is a bitch though
you?

Camera worked great! A bit of shaking so odds are I'll either get that helmet mount, or find a way to put it under the windscreen. Wind noise is also terrible, so I'll need to find ways to counter that as well.

>Internet is down at work
>Forgot my speaker cord at home
>Truly a suffering type of night

I do

Bright things hurt my eyes.

The only screams I hear are my own, and those are infrequent.

Emotions are easy and often overwhelming.

Give you a job.

I'd drive back to Texas to built the wall.

>most negative way
truthful
Narcissist
Pessimist
Distant
Sarcastic
Emotionally neutral
things